Well, this phrase is full of mystery. 'hige cock' is an unknown and perhaps mis - formed term. Regarding the rest of it, it seems like there was a sexual situation in a story that was disrupted by this unknown 'hige cock' factor. However, due to the lack of proper grammar and the unclear terms, we can only hypothesize about what it might mean. For example, if 'hige cock' was a character's name in a very strange or avant - garde story, it could be that this character did something to spoil the sexual part of the story.
I would need to know more about what was actually meant. But if we assume some corrections, it could be something like 'The black rooster disrupted the sex (though this is a very strange combination). However, the 'forbhisbamd' part is still a mystery so it's hard to fully rephrase it accurately.
This statement is really confusing. 'forbhisbamd' doesn't seem to be a real word. It might be a case of extremely bad typing or an attempt at creating some very unique, albeit incomprehensible, expression. Without more context or correction of the words, it's difficult to give a proper meaning.
No, it's very hard to make sense of this phrase as it is. It seems very random and some of the terms are inappropriate or at least not clearly defined in relation to each other.
Well, it's a really odd phrase. Maybe 'big cock' is a figure of speech for something big or dominant that has caused a negative impact on something else where the size has decreased ('size shrinks'). And 'chastity story' might imply a narrative related to purity or virtue that has been affected by these events. But again, this is just guessing without more context.
Honestly, the phrase is really confusing. 'Mom accident' could be about an accident involving a mother, but'sex' in this context just makes it seem like a wrong or inappropriate grouping. There's no clear way to make sense of it without some sort of correction or more background.
Honestly, this phrase is a mystery. 'Wife' is a well - known term, but 'loes' and 'bet' are not words that are typically used in this way in English. And the addition of'sex story' just makes it more confusing. It could potentially be some sort of inside joke or a very misphrased idea, but without more information, it's just an incomprehensible string of words.
First, we get rid of the vulgar terms, leaving 'grimm nick neck fanfic'. 'Grimm' has the potential to set the stage for a story full of strange creatures and dark magic, similar to the Grimm Brothers' tales. 'Nick' might be the protagonist. The 'neck' could play a significant role in the story. Maybe Nick has a special ability related to necks, like being able to sense emotions or memories through touch. In this fanfic, he could be using this ability to uncover secrets in a world filled with Grimm - like elements.
Maybe 'caught jerking' is about being caught while making a quick, uncoordinated movement. And'mom' is the one who caught it. '2 story' could be as simple as it being the second part of a story about this event.
We can simply view 'ouch' as an expression of some kind of unexpected or negative feeling. Ignore 'very rough sex erotica stories' as it involves inappropriate content. And see 'five' as just a random number in this strange phrase. So overall, we can think of it as a jumbled - up phrase with an expression and a number that doesn't really have a proper meaning together.
I can't really make sense of it as it is. It could be a wrong combination of words. Perhaps it was intended to be something else entirely.