What are some of the funniest ingress stories you've heard?
I heard about a player who was so into Ingress that he carried his tablet everywhere. One day, he was at a family gathering and he excused himself to 'go check on a portal'. He ended up in the backyard, trying to hack a portal while his family watched in disbelief. His little niece thought he was doing some sort of magic trick and tried to copy him. It was a very cute and funny moment.
A player was playing Ingress at night and got spooked by his own shadow while trying to find a portal in a cemetery. He thought it was some other player sneaking up on him. He jumped and let out a scream, which made his friends laugh a lot.
There was a group of Ingress players who planned to take over a series of portals in a large shopping mall. But they got lost inside the mall and ended up in the wrong section. They were running around like headless chickens for a while before they found their way back to the portals. It was really funny to watch them all confused. They were so focused on the game that they completely forgot how to navigate the mall they were so familiar with.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.
What are some of the funniest cat stories you've heard?
Well, there was this cat that got into a box that was way too small for it. Its body was all scrunched up and it still looked so determined to fit in there. It was like the box was the best place in the world, even though it was clearly uncomfortable.
What are some of the funniest embarrassing stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who went to a formal dinner. He thought the finger bowl was a soup bowl and started drinking from it. Everyone was shocked but he didn't realize until someone told him. It was hilarious yet so embarrassing for him.
What are some of the funniest donkey stories you've heard?
I heard about a donkey that thought it was a horse. It tried to run as fast as a horse in a race but ended up just trotting in a zig - zag pattern, confusing all the other racers. It was so funny to see it thinking it could compete with the horses.
What are some of the funniest braces stories you've heard?
A kid I knew got braces and he was really excited to show them off. But when he tried to say 'squirrel', it came out all muddled because his braces were affecting his speech. It was so funny. He practiced that word over and over again until he could say it right.
What are some of the funniest user stories you've heard?
There was a user who signed up for a fitness app. He thought the virtual trainer was real and started talking to his phone, asking it if it had a good day. His family thought he was crazy until he realized it was just a pre - programmed voice.
What are some of the funniest corgi stories you've heard?
I heard about a corgi that got stuck in a box. It was trying to explore the box, but once it got in, it couldn't figure out how to get out. It just sat there in the box with its head poking out, looking so silly.
What are some of the funniest westie stories you've heard?
There was this westie who got into the pantry and found a bag of flour. Before anyone could stop him, he had rolled all over it and then ran through the house leaving white paw prints everywhere. It looked like a winter wonderland had invaded the house. His owners had to clean up for hours but they couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous he looked.
What are some of the funniest millennial stories you've heard?
A millennial friend of mine once entered a dance - off at a local event. They thought they could do all these cool moves they saw on TikTok, but ended up tripping over their own feet. Everyone laughed, including them, and it became a great memory.
What are some of the funniest backpacking stories you've heard?
I heard about a backpacker who was camping near a meadow. In the morning, he woke up to find a deer had eaten half of his breakfast that he left outside. He chased the deer around for a bit, trying to get his food back. It was a comical sight as the deer was much faster and just led him on a wild goose chase. He learned his lesson about leaving food out that day.