Can you share a humorous Christmas story?
There was a family who decided to do a Christmas nativity scene with their pets. The dog was supposed to be a donkey. But when they started the 'performance', the dog chased the cat, who was playing Mary, all around the yard. The wise men (which were some small fluffy chicks) just watched in confusion. It was a chaotic but very humorous Christmas play.
Once upon a Christmas, an elf named Bob was in charge of wrapping presents. He got a bit carried away with the glitter and ribbons. By the time he was done, one small present was so covered in glitter that it could be seen from miles away. When Santa saw it, he laughed so hard that his belly shook like a bowl full of jelly and he said, 'Bob, that's the most sparkly present I've ever seen!'
Sure. One Christmas, Santa was really tired of the same old milk and cookies left for him. So when he got to one house, he found a big plate of bacon and a mug of hot cocoa. Santa was so happy that he left an extra big present for that family. And he even took a little nap on their roof before moving on to the next house.
Can you share some humorous Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about a family who decided to have a 'reversed' Christmas. Instead of the parents hiding presents for the kids, the kids hid presents for the parents all over the house. The parents had to search like excited children, and they found the presents in the most unexpected places like in the cereal box and under the cat's bed.
Can you share some short humorous Christmas stories?
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney while delivering presents. He wiggled and jiggled until he finally freed himself, but his beard was all askew and he had soot all over his face, making the kids giggle when they saw him.
Can you share some clean humorous Christmas stories?
Here's another one. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The kids found a box of old ornaments. One of the ornaments was a little angel with a broken wing. The dad said, 'Well, this angel must have had a rough landing on our tree!' and they all had a good laugh while they fixed the wing.
Can you share some humorous Christmas shopping stories?
One year, my friend was shopping for Christmas gifts. He saw a really ugly Christmas sweater on sale. It was so hideous with bright neon colors and a huge reindeer face. He decided to buy it as a joke gift for his brother. When his brother opened it on Christmas, he couldn't stop laughing and actually wore it all day just for the fun of it.
Can you share some humorous Christmas poems and stories?
There is a humorous Christmas poem where it describes how the snowmen in the North Pole have a snowball fight every Christmas day. As for a story, imagine a little mouse that tries to steal a piece of Christmas cake from under Santa's nose. It gets into all sorts of comical situations trying to outwit Santa and the elves.
Can you share some humorous inspirational Christmas stories?
Sure. There was a story about a little boy who wanted to give his old neighbor a special Christmas present. He didn't have much money, so he decided to shovel snow for all the neighbors and use the money he earned to buy a warm scarf for the old man. It shows that even with little means, one can spread great love at Christmas.
Can you share some humorous Christmas short stories?
Here's a humorous Christmas short story. A family was decorating their Christmas tree. The cat got into the box of ornaments and started batting them around like toys. When they finally caught the cat, they found it had an ornament stuck on its head, looking like a very festive feline. There's also the story of a Christmas choir where one singer's voice was so off - key that it made everyone laugh instead of sing along.
Can you share some humorous religious Christmas stories?
One story is about a little shepherd boy on the first Christmas. He was so excited to see the star that he ran all the way to Bethlehem, but his sandals kept falling off. Every time he stopped to put them back on, he'd mutter, 'These sandals are more trouble than the sheep!' When he finally got there, he was so out of breath that he accidentally tripped over a lamb and landed right in front of the manger. The baby Jesus seemed to give him a little smile, as if saying it was all part of the fun.
Christmas Eve Funny Story: Share a humorous Christmas Eve memory.
One year on Christmas Eve, my dad was trying to string up the Christmas lights outside. He got all tangled up in the wires and ended up looking like a human Christmas tree. He had lights wrapped around his arms, legs and even his head. We couldn't stop laughing as he tried to untangle himself. It was so funny that we still talk about it every Christmas.
Can you share some short humorous Christian Christmas stories?
There was a pastor who decided to do a live nativity scene. He asked a parishioner to play the donkey. During the performance, the 'donkey' got a bit too into character and started chasing the shepherds around. Everyone watching couldn't stop giggling. It was a chaotic but very humorous take on the Christmas story.