What are some of the most memorable funny husband kink stories you've heard?
A memorable one was a husband who was really into creating sculptures out of food leftovers. He would make the most absurd and funny sculptures, like a tower made of mashed potatoes and a broccoli man. His wife would laugh so hard when she saw his latest creations, and they even started taking pictures of them. It was his unique way of having fun in the kitchen, and it brought a lot of joy to their relationship.
There was a husband who had a kink for imitating different accents while doing household chores. So, when he was washing the dishes, he might be doing it in a French accent, and when he was vacuuming, he'd switch to a Scottish accent. His wife couldn't help but laugh every time she heard him. It made doing the chores seem like a much more entertaining affair.
What are some of the most memorable funny husband kink stories?
My husband has a really strange kink for collecting bottle caps. He has a whole box full of them. One day, he decided to make a 'bottle cap mural' on the wall in his study. He spent hours arranging them in different patterns. When I saw it, I couldn't stop laughing. He was so proud of his creation, and it just became one of those really funny and unique things about him.
What are some of the most memorable funny cheating husband stories you've heard?
A husband who was cheating on his wife claimed he had a new male friend who he was always hanging out with. He even made up stories about their 'guy time'. But his wife was smart. She followed him one day and saw him with another woman. His elaborate lies about a male friend were so silly and made for a funny - though not so great for him - story.
What are some of the most memorable hospitality funny stories you've heard?
A hotel had a new trainee at the front desk. A guest came and asked for a room with a view. The trainee, a bit flustered, said 'Sure, we have a room with a view of our very nice dumpster!' Everyone nearby burst out laughing, including the guest who then kindly asked for a different room.
What are some of the most memorable funny wetsuit stories you've heard?
A surfer told me that he once borrowed a wetsuit that had a big hole in an embarrassing place. He didn't notice until he was already in the water. Every time he paddled, water would gush in through the hole. He said he felt like he was getting a very cold and unexpected bath.
What are some of the most memorable funny Skyrim stories you've heard?
There was a story where a player's character was a mage. During a battle, instead of casting a spell on the enemy, the mage cast a spell on his own feet and started dancing uncontrollably. This distracted the enemy so much that they just stood there watching in confusion, which actually gave the player enough time to regroup and win the battle. It's a really funny and unexpected turn of events.
What are some of the most memorable funny conference stories you've heard?
There was a conference where a keynote speaker got on stage and realized he had put on two different - colored shoes. He just laughed it off and said it was his new fashion statement for the day. The whole crowd loved his self - confidence and sense of humor.
What are some of the most memorable funny ragging stories you've heard?
There was a time when in a ragging session, the seniors made the freshmen act out a scene from a famous movie in reverse. One group chose 'Titanic'. Watching them try to reenact the sinking of the ship in reverse, with people climbing up the ship instead of down, and the 'iceberg' disappearing was extremely hilarious. It was a creative and funny way of ragging that didn't cross any lines. The whole atmosphere was filled with laughter and it became a memorable event for all who witnessed it.
What are some of the most memorable funny groom stories you've heard?
I heard about a groom who was supposed to say his vows. But instead of the romantic words he had practiced, he accidentally started reciting a recipe for his favorite cake. His bride couldn't stop laughing and neither could the guests.
What are some of the most memorable funny hooker stories you've heard?
I heard about a hooker who mistook a priest for a regular client. She started her usual pitch and the poor priest was so flustered. He just started praying out loud, which made the hooker realize her mistake and run away in embarrassment.
What are some of the most memorable funny heartbreak stories you've heard?
I heard about a girl who thought her boyfriend was going to propose on Valentine's Day. She got all dressed up and was waiting for a romantic dinner. But instead, he broke up with her right after the appetizer, saying he wanted to be single to focus on his career. The funny thing was she was so stunned that she just started laughing uncontrollably. Later she realized it was better this way.