If we try to make a plot, we could start with the 'bug'. It could be a special bug that has some sort of power. The'milf' could be a woman who discovers this bug. Now, if we consider 'cock' as a male chicken, the chicken could be her pet. The plot could be that the bug is causing trouble in her small farm or garden, and she and her pet chicken have to figure out how to deal with it. And 'glack' could be the action or noise associated with the bug's power.
The 'bug' could be the inciting incident in the story. It might be a mysterious bug that appears out of nowhere near the'milf's' house. The'milf' is curious about it. If 'cock' is a rooster, the rooster could sense danger from the bug. The 'glack' might be a code or signal that the bug emits. The plot could develop as the milf tries to understand the bug and its 'glack', while the rooster tries to protect her. This could lead to a series of events where they uncover the secrets of the bug and how to control or get rid of it.
This seems like a very jumbled and perhaps made - up phrase. 'Bug' might imply a problem or something unusual in the story. 'Cock' if not used in a vulgar way could be part of the setting like a rooster in a farm - related part of the story. 'Milf' is a rather specific type of character description. But without more context, it's really hard to say what a'story' about these elements would be. It could be a comical or very niche fictional piece.
It's a very odd statement. If we assume 'cock' means a male chicken, it still doesn't make much sense. Maybe the person who said it was trying to say that the story about a chicken is a lot more involved than expected, but it's still a very unclear way of expressing it.
Honestly, it's a very hard phrase to make sense of. 'Dick' and 'cock' are inappropriate terms on their own, and when paired with 'absorption' and'merge' in this way, it creates a really odd and hard - to - understand combination. And 'tf' is just another element that makes it even more confusing without more context about what it's supposed to represent.
We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics rather than such improper ones.
Honestly, it's a very confusing phrase. It doesn't seem to follow normal grammar or common usage. It could be a very creative or misphrased attempt at communication. Maybe it was meant to be 'The wife saw a new story first' but got jumbled up somehow.
No, it's very hard to make sense of this phrase as it is. It seems very random and some of the terms are inappropriate or at least not clearly defined in relation to each other.
I can't really make much sense of it directly. It could be a misspelling or some sort of very specialized terminology that I'm not familiar with.
This involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant answers.
No, it doesn't make much sense as it is. It might be a very local or family - specific story with its own inside jokes or misunderstandings. Maybe 'pettie' is a name and 'bid cock' is a misspelling of something else.
Well, it's a really odd phrase. Maybe 'big cock' is a figure of speech for something big or dominant that has caused a negative impact on something else where the size has decreased ('size shrinks'). And 'chastity story' might imply a narrative related to purity or virtue that has been affected by these events. But again, this is just guessing without more context.