Joke: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr! Story: There was once a little Christian boy who was so excited for Christmas. He left cookies and milk for Santa, but also said a prayer for all the people in the world to have a blessed Christmas.
Joke: What's Santa's favorite pizza? One that's deep - pan, crisp and even! Story: A poor Christian family didn't have much for Christmas. But on Christmas morning, they found that their neighbors had secretly left a big box of food and gifts at their doorstep. It was a true Christmas miracle that showed the spirit of giving in the Christian community.
Joke: What's the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! Regarding a story, in a small parish, there was a family who couldn't afford a big Christmas dinner. The other church members found out and secretly prepared a whole feast for them. When they delivered it on Christmas day, the family was overjoyed. It was a beautiful display of Christian love and the spirit of Christmas.
One more joke. A little girl was praying, 'Dear God, make all the bad people good.' Her mother heard her and said, 'But honey, that's a big job for God.' The little girl replied, 'Well, if He can handle the whole world, I think He can do that too.' Christian stories and jokes often carry messages of faith, hope and love.
Here's a joke. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! It's a humorous take on Santa getting all the attention during Christmas while people do a lot of work for the celebrations. And as for a story, there was once a little church that wanted to do something special for Christmas. They decided to put on a live nativity scene. But the donkey they borrowed was really stubborn. Every time Mary tried to sit on it, the donkey would bray and run a little bit. It made for a very comical start to their nativity play but in the end, they managed to get it under control and it became a beloved tradition in their small town.
Joke: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! Story: A Christian missionary was in a far - off land during Christmas. He didn't have any traditional Christmas items with him. So he used local materials to make a small manger scene. The local people were so intrigued and it led to many conversations about the meaning of Christmas.
Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.
Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a 'reindeer' race in their backyard. They all dressed up as reindeer and ran around with fake antlers. The youngest one tripped over a toy and ended up sliding across the snow, which made everyone laugh so hard they almost forgot about opening presents.
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.
Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'
Here's one. Santa was asked why he always comes through the chimney. He said, 'It's the fastest way to get to the fireplace where all the cookies are!'