What are some of the most hilarious funny Christmas shopping stories you've heard?
There was this lady who was shopping for Christmas gifts for her family. She saw a beautiful scarf on sale and thought it would be perfect for her mother. She bought it without really looking closely. When her mother opened it on Christmas, they realized it was actually a dog scarf. It was small and had a little bone pattern on it. They all had a great laugh about it.
What are the most memorable christmas shopping funny stories you've heard?
I heard of a situation where a couple was shopping for Christmas presents for their kids. They got so distracted by all the sales that they ended up buying way more for themselves than for the kids. When they realized, they just shrugged and said 'Well, we deserve some Christmas cheer too!'. It was quite a funny realization moment for them.
What are the most interesting crazy christmas shopping stories you've heard?
There was a story of a group of friends who decided to do a Secret Santa shopping spree. One of them got really into it and went all out. He bought so many presents for his Secret Santa that it filled up two large shopping bags. The recipient was completely shocked and overjoyed.
What are the most interesting funny mystery shopping stories you've heard?
A friend of mine was a mystery shopper at a hotel. She checked in and requested extra towels and a special pillow. The staff brought her not only the extra towels and pillow but also a whole bunch of other random things like a box of chocolates, a teddy bear, and a bottle of champagne. They thought she was some sort of VIP mystery shopper. My friend had a great laugh about it.
What are some of the most hilarious funny snoring stories you've heard?
A friend told me about her husband. He snores in different pitches, like he's singing in his sleep. Sometimes it's a low rumble and then suddenly it goes high - pitched, as if he's hitting a high note in a very strange opera.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mechanic stories you've heard?
A mechanic had a customer who brought in a car with a really strange noise. The mechanic spent days trying to figure it out. He checked all the normal parts like the engine, the transmission, and the brakes. In the end, it turned out that a small pebble was stuck in the wheel well and was making the noise every time the wheel rotated. It was such a simple solution after all the complex investigations, and it was quite hilarious.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cigar stories you've heard?
A story goes that a group of friends were sharing cigars. One of them was bragging about his expensive cigar. But then he accidentally sat on it and flattened it. His friends burst into laughter at his dismayed face.
What are some of the most hilarious funny father stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a father was trying to teach his son how to ride a bike. He ran behind the bike holding on, but then tripped over his own feet and they both ended up in a heap on the grass. They were both laughing so hard.
What are some of the most hilarious funny CNA stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mailman stories you've heard?
There was a mailman in a small town. One day, he was delivering a large package and tripped on a small stone. The package went flying and landed in a bush. As he was trying to retrieve it, his hat got caught on a branch. He looked so silly trying to free himself while still holding the package. The people on the street couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious funny divorce stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple where the husband really loved his collection of old records. When it came time to divide things, the wife said she wanted half of the records. So, he cut every single record in half! She was so shocked but then they both burst out laughing at how ridiculous it was.