Can you share a really hilarious funny tax time story?
There's this great story. A writer tried to claim the cost of all the books he bought during the year as 'work - related research'. But when the tax inspector looked closer, they found out that half of those books were mystery novels and science - fiction. The writer tried to argue that they could inspire his writing, but it was still really funny how he thought he could get away with it. Reading for pleasure isn't the same as work - related research.
A young entrepreneur who ran an online business from home tried to claim his entire grocery bill as a business expense. He said that since he worked from home, all the food he ate was fuel for his work. He even included things like ice cream and junk food. The tax official had a good laugh when they saw this and had to explain to him the proper way to claim home - office expenses.
Sure. There was a man who thought that his gym membership should be tax - deductible because he said he needed to stay fit for his job. He worked in an office! When the tax official questioned him, he said that being fit helped him be more productive at work. It was so absurd that it became a funny story among his friends.
Can you share a really hilarious funny bird story?
Sure. There was a cockatoo in a zoo. It learned to laugh like a human. Whenever visitors passed by its cage, it would start laughing really loudly. It made everyone around it laugh too.
Can you share a really hilarious odia funny story?
Sure. There was an Odia old man who loved his hat very much. One windy day, his hat flew away. He chased it all over the village. People were laughing as they saw him running here and there. Finally, when he caught the hat, he put it on his head and said, 'You can't escape from me that easily, my friend!'
Can you share a really hilarious conference call funny story?
There was this conference call where two people had the same name. When the moderator called on one of them, both started talking at the same time. It was chaos for a moment. Then they started joking about being 'twin voices' on the call. They even made up a little skit about it right there on the call, which had everyone laughing. It was a great break from the usual serious tone of the call.
Can you share a really hilarious funny Boston Terrier story?
Well, I know a story about a Boston Terrier named Lucy. Lucy had a habit of trying to fit into the smallest spaces. One time, she saw a box that was clearly too small for her. But she didn't care. She tried to squeeze in and got stuck halfway. Her legs were flailing in the air and her little face was all scrunched up. It took her owner a while to gently pull her out, all the while laughing at her silly attempt.
Can you share a really hilarious funny aircraft carrier story?
Sure. There was this one time when a prankster among the crew managed to put a fake shark fin on the side of the carrier while they were in port. When the other sailors saw it in the morning, they were quite startled at first, thinking there was a real shark nearby. It took a while for them to realize it was a joke, and there was a lot of laughter and good - natured ribbing that followed.
Can you share a really hilarious funny pc tech story?
Well, I know a story. There was a computer enthusiast who was building his own PC. He was so excited that he forgot to put the thermal paste on the CPU before installing the cooler. When he turned on the PC, it overheated within minutes. He was so confused at first, but then when he realized his mistake, he had a good laugh at himself. It was a valuable lesson for him in the process of building PCs.
Can you share a really hilarious funny Palm Sunday story?
A church once had a Palm Sunday celebration where they had a live donkey for the procession. The donkey was a bit skittish. As they were walking along, a dog ran out and barked at the donkey. The donkey got so startled that it ran in circles, knocking over a couple of the palm - waving children. Fortunately, no one was hurt and it turned into a very funny memory for everyone involved. There was a lot of laughter and the rest of the day was filled with people sharing the story and having a good time.
Can you share a really hilarious funny restaurant kitchen story?
Sure. There was this one chef who was showing off his knife skills. He was slicing tomatoes super fast, but then he got too confident. He ended up slicing his apron strings instead of a tomato. His apron just fell off right in the middle of the kitchen, and everyone burst out laughing.
Can you share a really hilarious santa claus funny story?
Sure. A family set up a super elaborate trap for Santa, thinking it was a prank. They had strings all over the living room. Santa walked in and got completely tangled up. He was like a big, jolly, gift - bearing spider caught in a web. He just laughed and the family came out to free him and they all had a great laugh together.
Can you share a really hilarious zombie apocalypse funny story?
A man during the zombie apocalypse found a pair of stilts. He thought it would be a great way to avoid zombies. So he walked around on these stilts. When the zombies saw him, they just stared in confusion. But then he accidentally tripped and fell right into a group of zombies. Miraculously, they were so startled by his sudden appearance that they all ran away in different directions.