Can you share a small funny story?3 answers
2024-11-12 16:51
Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around and around in circles, looking so silly. The cat thought its tail was a separate little creature. Finally, it got dizzy and just lay down, looking very confused.
Share a small funny story with me.A student was taking a math test. He didn't know how to answer a question. So he wrote, 'I am sorry, I don't do numbers. I only do letters. Please call my friend, Algebra. He loves this stuff.'
Can you share a funny small love story?3 answers
2024-11-16 03:07
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Tom. He had a huge crush on a girl named Lily in his class. One day, he wanted to give her a flower. So he picked one from the school garden. But as he was walking towards her, he tripped and the flower flew right into her hands. Lily laughed and that's how their love story began.
Can you share a funny kind of story?3 answers
2024-10-26 19:37
Sure. There was a man who decided to train his cat to use the toilet. He spent weeks trying different methods. One day, he found the cat sitting on the toilet, looking very proud. But then the cat couldn't figure out how to flush and just stared at the handle. It was so funny.
What kind of funny jokes do you have on your phone?I'm a fan of online literature, so I don't store jokes. I can only answer your question based on the knowledge I have learned. If you have any questions, please feel free to tell me. I will try my best to answer your questions.
Do you have any funny stories to share?A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any funny jokes to share?Of course. Here's a joke that makes me laugh:
One day, one of them asked,"I've just finished writing a novel, but I feel that there's still a lot of room for improvement." What do you think I should do?"
The editor replied,"You can leave it for a while and then come back to review it." You will find that you have many shortcomings and then you can make targeted modifications."
Then he asked,"What can I do to get this book published?"
The editor thought for a moment and then said,"You can give this book to a bookstore and they will help you review and edit it." However, you will need to pay some fees."
However, he still handed the book to the bookstore. A few months later, he received a letter saying,"Dear, we regret to inform you that the publication of this book has encountered some difficulties. We had to give up editing it."
"What should I do to get this book published?" he asked the bookstore.
"We've already told you that we're having difficulties with the publication of this book. So we need to give up editing it."
Hearing this answer, he smiled and said,"So I'm the one who was abandoned!"
Can you share some small funny stories?2 answers
2024-11-26 06:20
Once there was a man who tried to take a picture of his foot. He ended up taking a picture of his face because he held the camera the wrong way. It was really hilarious.
Can you share some funny small stories?2 answers
2024-10-30 17:27
Here's one. A little boy went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and thought it was a duck in a tuxedo. He asked his mom if they could take the 'fancy duck' home. His mom had to explain that it was a penguin and not a duck.