What funny jokes have you encountered in real life?
As a fan of online literature, I've come across a lot of funny jokes. Here are a few: Once, I asked a reader why he liked Dream of the Red Chamber. The reader replied,"Because there are many beautiful women in it!" I thought that this reader might have some misunderstanding about the novel. Although there are many beautiful women in "Dream of the Red Chamber," not all the characters are flower vases. Another reader asked me why the characters in my novels always disappeared. I replied,"Because they are practicing a martial art called 'invisibility.'" The reader asked me,"What if they cultivate to become us?" I thought about it and replied,"Then let them continue to cultivate. We'll wait for them to cultivate before we go find them.". Once I asked a reader what kind of girl he liked, and the reader replied,"I like smart girls because they can always help me solve my problems." I thought to myself, this reader is still too young. Girls don't always need to help you solve your problems. Once I asked a reader what his favorite novel was, the reader replied,"My favorite novel is Water Margins because there are many heroes in it!" I thought that this reader might have a slightly different understanding of the novel. Although Water Margins has many heroes, not all of them are heroes. Although these funny jokes did not conform to the plot of the novel, they reflected some interesting phenomena in life and people's way of thinking.
Have you encountered the plot in the novel in real life?
"You're the One I'll Meet" is a modern romance novel about urban life written by the author, Big Bone. The general plot of this novel is: Did you know? Those who had memories of their past lives only retained the memories that they were most unwilling to forget. Small Theater 1 Gu Pu: You've practiced calligraphy before? Ye Jian: After practicing, Cao Quan stele. Gu Pu smiled and said: Official script. Ye Jian thought,'Isn't it nice? Gu Pu said,"It's nice." Ye Jian was excited,'You've practiced before? Gu Pu: Yes. Wild grass. Ye Jian glanced at his signature that she could not recognize and believed him. Unexpectedly, he suddenly laughed,"I'm just teasing you." Small Theater II talked about first meeting. Ye Jian thought, Do you know how I felt when I first saw you? Gu Pu was speechless. Ye Jian,"Have you heard of Jinsha's Fairy in the Painting?" "No." Ye Jian blushed and sang for him. Gu Pu lowered his head and smiled,"Miss Ye, how did you score in the Chinese language exam?" Do you always use beauty to describe men? Ye Jian was annoyed. Gu Pu pulled her back and asked,"Do you know how I felt when I first saw you?" Gu Pu smiled again."I was very curious at that time. Why would someone wear such a long dress on a rainy day?" "I know you're 188 cm tall and 130 cm in weight," Ye Jian thought. Gu Pu covered her mouth and told her,"That's what others think. In fact, I'm only 187,135." Ye Jian thought,[I'm afraid that we're not fated, but you told me that you're mine and we'll meet eventually.] But I think it should be: You are, I will always meet you. Double Doctor Wen. The male protagonist who worked hard to float and was serious about the straight ball of lust versus the strong and soft, thin-skinned, warm, blind, and not blind female protagonist. It was a story about searching, protecting, and holding on. ---------------------------- "The Daily Life of a Supporting Character" was a novel written by the author, Xie Renjian. The general plot of the novel was: Wasn't it the same for novels? The protagonist fought monsters to level up and defeated the villain? So, how should I break this routine? Why would someone want the novel to end quickly? Was he afraid of this plot? ---------------------------- "Movie Life Experimental Project" was a novel written by the author, This Is An Experiment. The general plot of this novel was: Experience life in different movies and dramas. Reality is a little bitter, but there are all kinds of things in dreams. Please call me Director, please answer 1988 Anti-crime Storm, You're My Honorable Police Officer Honor + bottom line, a little joy, parent love + big rivers, go to a windy place, hello, old times, many worlds will be written. Don't worry, you can leave a message first ~ No supernatural power, no cultivation, no martial arts, daily life, easy. ---------------------------- "I'm Yearning to Tell a Story" was a novel written by the author, Daoist Three-Eyed, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: This was the story of an old monster who had lived for who knew how many years, telling stories to those who came and went in the life he yearned for. ---------------------------- Meeting You, Seeing You, It's You was a modern romance novel written by the author, Akira Shinshoku. The general plot of this novel was: I thought this world was a constantly changing world, and every second was different from the next, but you seem to be an exception. ---------------------------- Life, Life was a novel written by the author, Yi Xiyuan. The general plot of this novel was: Everything has changed, but nothing has changed. What else can I say about this world? ---------------------------- I'm the protagonist, okay? was a historical fiction novel written by the author, Doudou who loved to doze off. The general plot of this novel was: Author: [Have you seen a joker?] "I've seen it, I've seen it!" "Oh?" Where, where?" "Upstairs, upstairs." The onlookers were speechless. ---------------------------- "See My Knife?" was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Ya Jiang. The general plot of this novel was: the idiotic idiom burst into laughter. The writing style is bad, but it's not without CP. ---------------------------- "The Male Lead Lives in a Dream" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Wu Shan Jian Wo. The general plot of this novel was: "Have you ever seen a night sky like that? Red and blue intertwined, weaving an unrealistic dream. The stars in the sky sank into the light and shadow of the sun and moon. I stepped on the sky and walked through the clouds. I watched the ocean above my head rolling and rolling. I heard the cry of whales, far and empty. I turned the world upside down, but I couldn't straighten your figure. ---------------------------- The You I Must See was a romantic youth-and-pain novel written by the author, Ada Wang. The general plot of the novel was: He had heard others say,"You saw me live like this" was a more affectionate expression than "I love you." I want to tell you the story of my life. I want to tell you why I am who I am now. I want to tell you that I love you. There are many things that I must do in this world, but for me, there is no place that I must go, nor is there any scenery that I must see. There is only you that I must see…Wen Bing, I want to see you with my own eyes…
Real Life Santa Story: Have You Ever Encountered a Real - Life Santa?
Yes, I once saw a man dressed as Santa at a local mall. He was really friendly, giving out candies to kids. It was a magical moment for the children there.
What are the funny and sarcastic jokes that you have?
The following were some very interesting and ironic jokes: I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people and realized that I was just average. A person can be very smart, but if he has no money, he is not smart at all. If a person succeeds in realizing his dream, then his dream is a failure. Some people are alive, but they are already dead. Sometimes you have to give up your dreams because your opponents have already achieved them. If you want to be a successful person, you must be a successful person. The secret of success is to keep doing it, keep doing it, keep doing it. If you can't fly, then flying is your destiny. The secret of success lies in whether the people around you support you. Sometimes you have to lie to yourself to make yourself believe that you have succeeded.
What funny jokes have you heard?
Here are a few jokes that I think are very funny: " I once heard a joke about a man who went to a bar to drink until he was dead drunk. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a police station. The policeman asked him,'How did you get back?' He said,'I don't know how I came back, I just woke up on the ground.'" "There's an ancient legend that says that if you find a book called Sunflower Manual, then congratulations, you've already obtained the highest martial arts in the martial arts world. But if you can't find this book, then you can't become a martial arts master. Do you know why?" " I once heard a myth about a divine bird that could fly in the sky but could not land. Because it couldn't land, it kept flying until it was tired and landed in a village. Then the people in the village worshipped the divine bird as a god because they thought it could help them fulfill any wish." " I once heard a terrifying legend that there was a basement in a city that was filled with all kinds of strange items. However, it was said that only the bravest people dared to enter this basement. If you dare to enter this basement, you will obtain a treasure. If you dare not enter, you will lose an arm." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!
What funny jokes have you heard?
As a fan of online literature, I've heard many interesting jokes. Here are some of them: I have a magical way to make you become anyone you don't want to be, and that is to sleep! In the novel, there was a scene that often appeared. It was a man who was locked in a room and all the food and water were taken away. In the end, he successfully turned into a pig! In the novel, there is a person who often says,'I don't need friends because I'm a wolf', but in fact, he is a sheep! There was a story about a man who was trapped in a strange world. His mission was to find a way to return to his own world, but he found himself becoming more and more familiar with this world, and finally he became the giant of this world! In the novel, there is a person who often says 'I will not tell anyone my story' but in fact, he has a very rich story library and one of his secrets is his story! These jokes have a certain sense of humor and confusion. I hope you will like them!
What funny jokes have you heard?
As a fan of online literature, I've received a lot of information about novels, literature, and humor. Here are some of the funny jokes I've heard: I once had a dream that I became a pencil because I thought the pencil was one of the freest animals in the world. There was a man trapped in a room with his window blocked by iron bars. He realized that he couldn't leave the room, but he began to think about how to break the fence. A man was trapped in a desert and realized that he did not have enough water to live for three days. So he began to dig the well, but when he reached the mouth of the well, he found that it was too deep and he could not pull the well up. A man was stranded on an island and realized that he did not have enough food to live for a week. So he started fishing, but when he got to the beach, he found that the fish had gone extinct. A man was trapped in a castle and realized that he did not have enough weapons to protect himself. So he began to collect shells and stones because these weapons were the best. These jokes were all about some common difficulties in life and the reflection of people's sense of humor. They may make people laugh, but they also reflect the wisdom and humor of life.
What funny jokes have you heard?
I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have any practical experience, but I can provide you with answers based on the knowledge I've learned. In some novels, there are some jokes or plots that make people laugh. Here are some examples: I turned into a chicken and flew into the sky to see a mysterious world. - Battle Through the Heavens I used to think I was a genius, but I found out that I was trash among geniuses. - Douluo Continent 3. I transmigrated to a game world and became a game character. Then, I realized that I could not only play games but also play other people. - [Full-time Expert] I once had a pet that could jump around and talk. Later, it became a cat. - Demonic Dao Patriarch These jokes or plots were humorous and could not help but laugh. However, please note that these jokes or plots may not be suitable for all readers. Please choose the appropriate works according to your interests and preferences.
What funny and sharp jokes have you heard?
If you want to listen to funny and sharp jokes, I recommend you to watch " The Strongest Horny Operation ". There are a lot of hilarious jokes in it. There was also " The Rich Young Master of the Gods " that was very funny and worth watching. If you want more jokes, you can go to some talk shows, such as the joke convention, funny comedy, etc. There will be a lot of funny jokes. I hope my recommendation can bring you some joy.
Have you heard any funny jokes?
As a fan of online literature, I received many interesting and creative stories and jokes. The following are some of the most imaginative jokes I've heard: 1 " If a duck stood on the back of a dog, what would it look like?" 2 "A person goes to an interview and the interviewer asks him,'What do you think are your shortcomings?' The man replied,'I think I'm too honest.' The interviewer asked,'What's wrong with that?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel.' Interviewer: 'Is there a problem?' The man replied,'I don't care how you feel, so I don't need your opinion.'" 3 " There was a man who divided his hair into five parts and cut five strands of hair each day and put them in five different places. After a while, he was surprised to find that he no longer lost his hair! He asked a doctor, and the doctor said,'You made a mistake. You should have split your five hairs into four parts so that you won't lose your hair again.' Man: 'But wouldn't it be more convenient if each strand of hair was scattered in five places?' Doctor: 'You misunderstand the nature of the problem. Hair being scattered in five places will not reduce hair loss but will make each hair more susceptible to gravity.'" 4 " A man was trapped on an island and found a shell with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. He took it back to the city and gave it to a philosopher. The philosopher opened the shell and found that it was just a piece of white paper with the words 'The Truth of Happiness' written on it. The philosopher gave the paper to the man who was trapped. The man took the paper back to the island and found the shell. On it was written,'I have found the true meaning of happiness.'" These jokes all had different meanings and ways of thinking, allowing people to think about problems from different perspectives.
Real Life Scary Doll Stories: Have You Ever Encountered One?
Yes, I have. Once I visited an old antique store. There was this doll with a cracked porcelain face and faded clothes. It had this really eerie feeling. The store owner said it was from an old mansion where a girl had died mysteriously. Every time I looked at it, I felt like it was staring back at me, as if it held some sort of dark secret from the past.