As a fan of online literature, I've come across a lot of funny jokes. Here are a few: Once, I asked a reader why he liked Dream of the Red Chamber. The reader replied,"Because there are many beautiful women in it!" I thought that this reader might have some misunderstanding about the novel. Although there are many beautiful women in "Dream of the Red Chamber," not all the characters are flower vases. Another reader asked me why the characters in my novels always disappeared. I replied,"Because they are practicing a martial art called 'invisibility.'" The reader asked me,"What if they cultivate to become us?" I thought about it and replied,"Then let them continue to cultivate. We'll wait for them to cultivate before we go find them.". Once I asked a reader what kind of girl he liked, and the reader replied,"I like smart girls because they can always help me solve my problems." I thought to myself, this reader is still too young. Girls don't always need to help you solve your problems. Once I asked a reader what his favorite novel was, the reader replied,"My favorite novel is Water Margins because there are many heroes in it!" I thought that this reader might have a slightly different understanding of the novel. Although Water Margins has many heroes, not all of them are heroes. Although these funny jokes did not conform to the plot of the novel, they reflected some interesting phenomena in life and people's way of thinking.
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
1. There was a roommate who was known as an " inventor " who invented a " farts prevention artifact." He said that after farting, he could transfer the smell of fart to someone else by shouting," What's burnt?" He tried it but it didn't work. He was almost chased out of the house by his mother. 2. Her mother was an " artist " in the culinary world. She was obsessed with cooking and followed the tutorial. The person who encouraged the mother bravely went to pick up the crab, but the crab caught the chopsticks. 3. When she was on a blind date, she talked about her childhood with her partner. She said that her poor father used to ride an electric bike to pick her up. Now that her life was better, her father gave her an electric bike and bought her another one. The girl's face darkened when she heard that. 4. The air stewardess introduced by the neighbor's auntie had asked for her income and property as soon as she met. She was asked," Why don't you go to heaven?" The girl elegantly replied that she was off today. 5. Her best friend usually took selfies. One day, she was reading a book and said that in order to avoid aesthetic fatigue, she wanted to be an "Internet celebrity" with a cultural background. 6. Seeing a couple quarreling, the boy laughed and the girl cried in her arms. In the end, she was slapped by her girlfriend. 7. She watched a horror movie with her cousin and scared him into thinking that the female ghost would crawl out. He said," You're already married. Of course you'll give it to me." 8. His wife acted coquettishly and asked for a princess hug. After she was carried, she said that it felt like she was carrying a bucket of pure water. 9. When she applied for the job, she said she had eight years of sales experience and CET-9 English. When she introduced herself, she said," Hello, boss, my name is Little Junjun. Where could he dig the potatoes? He dug in the potato field, and each time he dug, he would get a sack. i'm fine thank you。”In the end, he was hired. 10. His friend was slow to pay for the bill, so he said that he would pay for it himself. 11. At night, when she saw the delivery boy delivering food, she felt that she had a reason to eat when others were still eating so late at night. 12. When the husband came home from a business trip, he heard the commotion and saw his wife running to the bathroom. He thought that something was wrong and pushed the person he saw from the window down. In the end, it was the air conditioner repair man. 13. Xiao Li was in the gym. The treadmill was turned to the maximum, but she still walked slowly after she got on it. 14. His throat was inflamed and he couldn't speak. The leader asked him to make up the numbers to participate in the chorus competition. After he was cured, he was blamed by the leader for losing the competition. 15. When he was young, he had the habit of turning his head suddenly when walking at night. Ten years later, he became a tango dance teacher.
"You're the One I'll Meet" is a modern romance novel about urban life written by the author, Big Bone. The general plot of this novel is: Did you know? Those who had memories of their past lives only retained the memories that they were most unwilling to forget. Small Theater 1 Gu Pu: You've practiced calligraphy before? Ye Jian: After practicing, Cao Quan stele. Gu Pu smiled and said: Official script. Ye Jian thought,'Isn't it nice? Gu Pu said,"It's nice." Ye Jian was excited,'You've practiced before? Gu Pu: Yes. Wild grass. Ye Jian glanced at his signature that she could not recognize and believed him. Unexpectedly, he suddenly laughed,"I'm just teasing you." Small Theater II talked about first meeting. Ye Jian thought, Do you know how I felt when I first saw you? Gu Pu was speechless. Ye Jian,"Have you heard of Jinsha's Fairy in the Painting?" "No." Ye Jian blushed and sang for him. Gu Pu lowered his head and smiled,"Miss Ye, how did you score in the Chinese language exam?" Do you always use beauty to describe men? Ye Jian was annoyed. Gu Pu pulled her back and asked,"Do you know how I felt when I first saw you?" Gu Pu smiled again."I was very curious at that time. Why would someone wear such a long dress on a rainy day?" "I know you're 188 cm tall and 130 cm in weight," Ye Jian thought. Gu Pu covered her mouth and told her,"That's what others think. In fact, I'm only 187,135." Ye Jian thought,[I'm afraid that we're not fated, but you told me that you're mine and we'll meet eventually.] But I think it should be: You are, I will always meet you. Double Doctor Wen. The male protagonist who worked hard to float and was serious about the straight ball of lust versus the strong and soft, thin-skinned, warm, blind, and not blind female protagonist. It was a story about searching, protecting, and holding on. ---------------------------- "The Daily Life of a Supporting Character" was a novel written by the author, Xie Renjian. The general plot of the novel was: Wasn't it the same for novels? The protagonist fought monsters to level up and defeated the villain? So, how should I break this routine? Why would someone want the novel to end quickly? Was he afraid of this plot? ---------------------------- "Movie Life Experimental Project" was a novel written by the author, This Is An Experiment. The general plot of this novel was: Experience life in different movies and dramas. Reality is a little bitter, but there are all kinds of things in dreams. Please call me Director, please answer 1988 Anti-crime Storm, You're My Honorable Police Officer Honor + bottom line, a little joy, parent love + big rivers, go to a windy place, hello, old times, many worlds will be written. Don't worry, you can leave a message first ~ No supernatural power, no cultivation, no martial arts, daily life, easy. ---------------------------- "I'm Yearning to Tell a Story" was a novel written by the author, Daoist Three-Eyed, about an urban and entertainment star. The general plot of this novel was: This was the story of an old monster who had lived for who knew how many years, telling stories to those who came and went in the life he yearned for. ---------------------------- Meeting You, Seeing You, It's You was a modern romance novel written by the author, Akira Shinshoku. The general plot of this novel was: I thought this world was a constantly changing world, and every second was different from the next, but you seem to be an exception. ---------------------------- Life, Life was a novel written by the author, Yi Xiyuan. The general plot of this novel was: Everything has changed, but nothing has changed. What else can I say about this world? ---------------------------- I'm the protagonist, okay? was a historical fiction novel written by the author, Doudou who loved to doze off. The general plot of this novel was: Author: [Have you seen a joker?] "I've seen it, I've seen it!" "Oh?" Where, where?" "Upstairs, upstairs." The onlookers were speechless. ---------------------------- "See My Knife?" was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Ya Jiang. The general plot of this novel was: the idiotic idiom burst into laughter. The writing style is bad, but it's not without CP. ---------------------------- "The Male Lead Lives in a Dream" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Wu Shan Jian Wo. The general plot of this novel was: "Have you ever seen a night sky like that? Red and blue intertwined, weaving an unrealistic dream. The stars in the sky sank into the light and shadow of the sun and moon. I stepped on the sky and walked through the clouds. I watched the ocean above my head rolling and rolling. I heard the cry of whales, far and empty. I turned the world upside down, but I couldn't straighten your figure. ---------------------------- The You I Must See was a romantic youth-and-pain novel written by the author, Ada Wang. The general plot of the novel was: He had heard others say,"You saw me live like this" was a more affectionate expression than "I love you." I want to tell you the story of my life. I want to tell you why I am who I am now. I want to tell you that I love you. There are many things that I must do in this world, but for me, there is no place that I must go, nor is there any scenery that I must see. There is only you that I must see…Wen Bing, I want to see you with my own eyes…
Yes, I once saw a man dressed as Santa at a local mall. He was really friendly, giving out candies to kids. It was a magical moment for the children there.
Well, there's this one: Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus and was feeling down in its digital life! LOL
The Past of Xiguan, a short life essay written by Wang Adou 'er. Wulitou's semi-conscious comedy was humorous and exaggerated. He talked about the past of "me" in Xiguan. The small characters had great fun. Every segment was super funny. It was super suitable to watch before going to bed or when going to the toilet. QQ group 743583288. Combining Xing Ye, Guo Degang, and other styles, there are news segments. If you like Han Han and the others, don't miss it. The Troll Is Here, an urban novel written by Eat A Mushroom Bar. The male protagonist, Zhang Yi 'an, was a plumber who loved eating mushrooms. It was similar to " Spare My Lord ". It was easy, funny, and had a system style. The protagonist gained " strength " by fighting back. The story with his neighbor's granddaughter was funny and warm. The content had its own style and was worth reading. The Great Gods 'Concentration Camp was an urban novel written by Dynasty's Imperial Cellar. It was funny and had a lot of baggage. It was like " The First Chaos in History ", but it was innovative, but it was a pity that the ending was bad. The author's style was similar to Zhang Xiaohua's. She had a high hilarious score and a great character. Although she was a little vulgar, she would laugh when she read it. If You Like to Make Trouble, Peisen's urban novel. The main character had a wicked mouth and a salted fish to turn over a new leaf. He had the Queen System and caused all kinds of trouble. There were many funny points, good character creation, a harem plot, and those who liked to cause trouble were worth watching. 'Amazing My Wok' was a supernatural urban novel written by Scholar Nonsense. It was a funny story about the pressure cooker. It was funny and strange, like Unexpectedly! The main character was down-to-earth, the plot was innovative, and the picture was strong. However, there were some flaws, but it was really funny. The novel " Humph, Call Me Senior Brother " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
They make us laugh! Simple as that. The humor in them just hits the right spot and lightens the mood.
The following were all funny jokes: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" 2 went to a bar alone and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" "Why are you going to the zoo?" His friend asked in surprise. The man replied,"Didn't I tell you? I'm dead drunk. You take him back to the zoo so I can go see lions and tigers!" A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately let go of the rabbit and the bird flew away. The man was very angry and asked the rabbit,"why did you fly away?" The rabbit replied,"I wanted to eat carrots, so I went to look for it."
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
The funny joke was as follows: One day, a boy said to his father,"Dad, I want to write a science fiction novel." His father replied,"Okay, take your time." A few hours later, the boy's father returned home to find the boy writing a novel about time travel. "What's the use of writing all this?" he asked. The boy replied,"Dad, I'm trying to connect the time travel plot in the novel with reality so that readers can better understand our time travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unreal in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a novel about magic. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the magic in the novel with the magic in reality so that readers can better understand the magic in our real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write some unreal magic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote a plot about a time-travel novel. "What's the use of writing these things?" asked the father. The boy replied,"I'm trying to connect the time-travel plot in the novel with the time-travel in reality so that readers can better understand our time-travel in the real world." The father nodded and said," Okay, then I'll let you continue writing. But remember, if you write something unrealistic in the novel, the readers will scold you in the future." The boy was a little nervous when he heard his father's words, but he continued to write the novel. A few days later, the boy asked his father for guidance again. This time, he wrote about the plot of a fantasy novel.