Please tell me the funniest joke you think. It doesn't need to be too often (one person tells one). Give 50 points for the good one.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and suddenly felt dizzy. His body went weak and he fell on the bar counter. The bar owner hurriedly called the waiter to help the man to a bed in the bar. The man kept shouting,"I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy!" The waiter quickly asked,"Do you need any help?" The man replied,"I want a cup of tea but I'm a little dizzy. I wonder if you can give me a cup of dizzy tea." The waiter nodded and poured a cup of tea for the man. The man took a sip and immediately felt much better. He looked up at the bar owner and said,"Thank you for pouring me tea. I feel much better now." The bar owner smiled and replied,"You're welcome. It's my duty." However, in your case, you might need another glass of wine because you might not have figured out that this cup of dizzy tea was poured for you."
You think the funniest joke, don't laugh, don't give points
The following was a funny joke: One day, a mathematician and a physicist went to a bar for a drink. The mathematician took a sip of wine and declared shamelessly,"I know a way to get unlimited gold coins anytime, anywhere." The physicist replied disdainfully,"Oh? Do you mean you can use mathematical formulas to calculate the total number of infinite gold coins?" The mathematician replied,"Yes, that's right! I can list an infinite number of equations and use a computer to solve the answer, which is an infinite number of gold coins!" The physicist was silent for a while and then said," You know, mathematics isn't used to solve practical problems. It's used to fool people." The mathematician angrily interrupted the physicist,"Are you denying the value of mathematics?!"
Please give me the funniest joke
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.
Can you tell me what you think is the funniest joke?
Of course! This was a classic joke: One day, a snail went to the seaside to pick up shells. It picked up a shell and put it in its pocket. Then the snail began to walk forward, put his shell in his pocket, and walked forward again. He repeated it many times until he reached a completely different place. Only then did it realize that its shell was missing! The snail was very anxious and began to look around. In the end, it found a shell, but it was a completely different color from the shell in its pocket. So the snail thought of a new method: it took the shell out of the pocket and put it in another pocket, then took it out and put it in another pocket, and so on. Finally, it found a shell of the same color as the one in its pocket. The snail finally understood that he should put the shell back in his pocket instead of walking forward to get the same color as the shell in his pocket.
Do you recommend any super funny novels? Tell me the funniest one. Can you just give me a good one? Understand?
😋I recommend the two novels," The Big Sword Nanny " and " I'm the Strongest Comedian ". " The Big Sword Nanny " was a story about cyber-martial arts and artificial immortal cultivation. There were hardcore and funny stories, and it was definitely funny. " I'm the Best Comedian " was about participating in variety shows. It told the story of an artiste who relied on participating in variety shows to survive. Every time he spoke, others wanted to laugh. He was definitely a comical artiste. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Please recommend a good one-on-one farming novel. The female protagonist doesn't need a cheat, a noob, or a heartthrob.
😋I recommend the following novels to you, I hope you will like them: 1. "Rebirth's Pastoral Medical Fragrance": The female protagonist pursued the life she wanted after her rebirth. She planted medicinal herbs and took care of the patients. There was a faint sweetness between her and the male protagonist. The author's other two farming novels were also pretty good. 2. "Farmer's Wife": After the female protagonist was reborn, she became rich by farming and led the whole family out of poverty. The relationship between the male and female leads was also very warm. It was a one-on-one sweet pet. 3. "Crossing Farming: Sweet Pet Castellan Pretty Princess": The female protagonist became rich by farming after crossing over, and there was a faint sweetness between her and the male protagonist. The story was light and interesting, suitable for entertainment. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.
Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"
Please recommend a novel that starts with a joke and has an invincible protagonist. I don't need too much, just a good one.
😋I recommend the following two novels to you: 1. " I Have Countless Protagonists 'Guardian Spirits." This was a sci-fi novel that traveled through time and space. The main character was invincible and could summon all kinds of main characters as guardian spirits. It was very interesting. The beginning was the surprise when the protagonist suddenly discovered this ability, and it was very funny. 2. Immortal Cultivation, The Most Scampy Kind. This is a light novel, a funny and dissing novel. The protagonist has all kinds of terrible experiences in the world of cultivation. It meets your requirements of being funny and attractive at the beginning.
A good harem anime doesn't just need one person, it needs all of them. Almighty, can you help me?
The good harem anime recommendations are as follows: " Items from the Heavens "," Catalog of Forbidden Magic Books "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun "," Battle of the Date "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" " Women's Mountain Range "," Like is Like "," Item from the Sky F "," Index of Forbidden Magic Books F "," Battle of the Date F "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun F "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" F, Women's Mountain F, Item from the Sky G, List of Forbidden Magic Books G, Date Battle G, Science Super Electromagnetic Gun G, Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! ll,"" Women's Mountain Range ll,"" Items from the Sky ll,"" Forbidden Magic Book Catalog ll,"" Great Battle of the Date ll,"" Science Super Electromagnetic Gun ll,"" Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" ll,"" Women's Mountain Range II,"" Items from the Heavens U,"" Forbidden Magic Book Catalog U,"" Great Battle of the Date U,"" Science Super Electromagnetic Gun U,"" Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" u "," Women's Mountain Range u "," Items from the Sky V "," List of Forbidden Magic Books V "," Battle of the Date V "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun V "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! V, Women's Mountain V, Item from the Sky F, Forbidden Magic Book Index F, Date Battle F, Science Super Electromagnetic Gun F, even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! F, Women's Mountain F, Item from the Sky G, List of Forbidden Magic Books G, Date Battle G, Science Super Electromagnetic Gun G, Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! g,"" Women's Mountain Range g "," Items Descended from the Sky II "," List of Forbidden Magic Books II "," Battle of the Date II "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun II "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! ll,"" Women's Mountain Range II,"" Items from the Heavens U,"" Forbidden Magic Book Catalog U,"" Great Battle of the Date U,"" Science Super Electromagnetic Gun U,"" Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!" u "," Women's Mountain Range u "," Items from the Sky V "," List of Forbidden Magic Books V "," Battle of the Date V "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun V "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! V, Women's Mountain V, Item from the Sky F, Forbidden Magic Book Index F, Date Battle F, Science Super Electromagnetic Gun F, even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! F, Women's Mountain F, Item from the Sky G, List of Forbidden Magic Books G, Date Battle G, Science Super Electromagnetic Gun G, Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! g,"" Women's Mountain Range g "," Items Descended from the Sky II "," List of Forbidden Magic Books II "," Battle of the Date II "," Science Super Electromagnetic Gun II "," Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love! III, Women's Clothing Mountain II.
Ask for a really good joke, and get 10 points for each one.
Ask for a really good joke, each of you get 10 points Why was Xiao Yan able to defeat the Nine Darkness Demon Emperor in the Battle Through the Heavens? The Abysmal Demon Emperor was a powerful Demon Emperor with many demons and magic powers. However, Xiao Yan possessed a powerful fire affinity martial art and had become stronger and stronger as he continued to fight. Hence, the Nine Darkness Demon Emperor would ultimately be defeated by Xiao Yan. Are there any classic horror novels to recommend? There were many classic horror novels such as " Horror Cruise,"" Black Witch Academy,"" Horror Planet," and so on. These novels all had unique storylines and horror elements that made the readers feel nervous and afraid. 3. May I ask what was Tang Wulin's final ending in "Douluo Continent"? Tang Wulin was one of the main characters in "Douluo Continent." He was an outstanding soul master with powerful soul power. Later in the novel, Tang Wulin and his family went to the Heaven Dou Empire and became a powerful Spirit Master there. 4 Why was the Heaven Covering Demon Emperor defeated by Bai Jingjing in "Heaven Covering"? The Heaven Covering Demon Emperor was one of the strongest Demon Emperors in the Heaven Covering World. He had immense magic power. However, Bai Jingjing was a powerful fairy with wisdom and strategic ability. Therefore, the Heaven Covering Demon Emperor would be defeated by Bai Jingjing. May I ask who is Xiao Yan's father in "Battle Through the Heavens"? Xiao Yan's father was a famous character that Tian Can Tudou had created. Xiao Yan's father was the successor of the Tian Can clan and also an elder of the Xiao clan. He possessed great strength and wisdom, and had once helped Xiao Yan overcome many difficulties.
Please recommend a good movie. If there is a good one, please give me additional points. It is best if there is a brief introduction.
The good movie recommendations were as follows: 1 The Shawshank Redemption: A classic film directed by Frank Darabonte and starred by Tim Robbin and Morgan Freeman. The story was about a banker who was wrongly convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment, but he met a prisoner who knew how to survive in prison and planned to escape together. The film won many Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Script, and Best Actor and Actress. 2. Forrest Gump: A movie directed by Robert Zemecris and starred in Tom Hanks. The story was about a man with low IQ, but he was optimistic, brave and strong. He walked from a small town to the peak of his life. The film won many Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, and Best Adapted Script. 3. Titanic: A movie directed by James Cameron, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. The story was about a young couple from different social classes who met and fell in love on the Titanic, but they faced many difficulties and choices before the ship sank. The film won many Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Adapted Script. 4. Inception: A movie directed by Kristoff Nolan, with Leonardo DiCaprio and Allan Page. The story was about a team of dream thieves who tried to rob people in a dream, but each person faced different difficulties and challenges in the dream. The film won many Oscars, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Script, and Best Actor and Actress. 5 The Truman Show: A movie directed by Peter Weir and starred in John Wayne Knowles. The story was about a man who lived on a TV show and seemed to be normal, but he didn't know that everything about him was fake. The film won many awards, including the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects.