I recommend some books with funny scenes in European and American movies." Mr. CEO: Your Towel Dropped " is a modern romance novel written by the author, Fei Yanzhi. The general plot of this novel is:
She really didn't expect her assistant to accidentally hang her outside the window. She had finally jumped into the room, what was going on? He provoked the movie king...
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'The Female Lead in Quick Dress Is Really Not Sweet' was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Mu Rujiu. The general plot of this novel was:
The new host looked soft, sweet, and easy to bully. The System looked up at the sky in heartache,[It's over!] However, Light Speed was slapped in the face. Eh? The scumbag knelt on the ground, crying and apologizing! The villain was about to lay down his butcher knife! The vicious supporting actress had nowhere to run! Wait, wasn't this a little off? Hey hey hey, what the f * ck? Host, put down the knife! That's the male lead, hey, don't stab him! [Male Lead: Be good, put down the knife, I'll stab myself!]
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"Don't call me sister, don't act coquettishly!" This book was a modern romance novel written by the extremely handsome Cheng. The general plot of this novel was:
Yu Rui had become a vicious supporting character in the book, but her memories before she transmigrated were pitifully few. It was not until she participated in a variety show that she recognized the " electroshock therapy " equipment in the mental hospital at a glance. She fell into a daze and shuddered. An actress from the same production team came over with a sweet smile and asked,"Sister, have you been to a mental hospital?" The past began to rise, awakening and transformation quietly arrived…
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" Spoiled by the Rich and Powerful: The CEO's Sweet Wife " was a modern romance novel written by the author Ci Su. The general plot of this novel was:
She had been pushed into the wolf's den by her birth mother! He thought that he would live in hell forever! She did not expect to meet a man who stood at the top of the pyramid! From then on, her broken life began to undergo earth-shattering changes! What was even more ridiculous was that this proud son of heaven even said that he had taken a fancy to her! Fragment 1: The so-called normal date She: Why did you bring me shopping today? "Didn't you say that we wanted to go on a normal date, holding hands, shopping, and watching a movie?" "Then why isn't there anyone?" He replied,"It's empty. There are too many people. It's noisy." She replied,"There are more people watching the movie." He: "Oh, so I booked the entire place." She: "…" Watch a movie? Was this normal? No, it wasn't normal at all! This was a story about redemption and love. Fortunately, there was still someone in this world who would feel sorry for you.
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The book," Sky-high Movie Queen: Please Wait, Your Majesty " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Mo Shanghuan. The general plot of this novel was:
On the surface, she was the darling of the entertainment industry. In just three years, she was already the best actress of the generation. However, in secret, she was the number one assassin in the world, codenamed "Yan"!
However, what made her depressed was that she was just withdrawing money from the ATM. How did she become a half-dead palace maid in the next second? How could she accept this kind of difference?
Alright, it was actually in the middle of the night. She went to withdraw money, but she realized that there were a total of four ATMs, but none of them had any money. In a fit of anger, she kicked the ATMs a few times. She was too angry to walk out of the bank, so she did not pay attention to the steps. She took a turn and turned into a high-voltage electric current…
This was a very sad story…
However, would she be afraid? What kind of joke was this? She was a movie queen, how could she not deal with a few ancient people?
Humph!
Let's see how the movie queen flourished in ancient times, played around with the harem, and how she lured the emperor into her arms!
[Goofy version]
Hmph, if I really don't seduce the Prince Charming in your hearts, how can I face the words of these noble ladies scolding me!
"Emperor, they are scolding ChenQie!"
"Then drag him out and behead him!"
[Drama Version]
"Your Majesty, ChenQie only said a few words. This little palace maid actually dares to refute ChenQie…"
A certain palace maid: What's wrong with me refuting you? I haven't slapped you yet!
"That's right, Your Majesty, you must uphold justice for your concubines!"
A palace maid was speechless.
"Xia Ruochun, you better answer honestly!"
A certain palace maid was instantly possessed by the drama. Three seconds later, tears flowed down her face. She looked at the Emperor with tears in her eyes." Your Majesty, the concubines have gone too far. This servant only spoke the truth. Your Majesty, you have to give this servant justice. If this continues, there will be no way for us poor people to survive!"
What could he say?
In short, the story was very exciting. Welcome to jump into the pit, jump into the pit without regret!
[ps] This article covered a wide range of topics, and the style was naturally amusing. There was sadistic love, palace strife, power struggles in the court, and great love for life and death!
The male lead was absolutely pure in body and mind, but he was also absolutely black-bellied!
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" The Prince is as Evil as a Wolf: Woman, Have You Had Enough?" This book was a modern romance novel written by the author Mei Ji. The general plot of this novel was:
She had been out on a tour, but she had been kidnapped by the National Defense Team on the spot! In the face of all kinds of threats and promises, Yujati was actually asked to pretend to be a little prince who looked exactly like her! The wild animals in the palace were ferocious! The dumbfounded little prince attracted the attention of the handsome and evil second prince with his devilish purple eyes! From then on, her life was a mess…On the first day, she had just accepted her identity as a " fake man " when she was pushed against the wall by him. On the second day, she was kind enough to give him medicine, but she accidentally tripped over it. On the third day, she was drunk and crazy, and he carried her on one shoulder and threw her into the bathtub…Who was the one who was the first to press her step by step, and who was the one who wanted to quit the game…
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The book," Getting Married: Getting a Best Actor to Get to the Top " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Su Ziwan. The general plot of this novel was:
In her previous life, the best actress had experienced the double betrayal of her best friend and boyfriend.
After her rebirth, she displayed her amazing acting skills and quickly climbed to the top of the entertainment industry again.
Bai Luoyan, the legend of the entertainment industry.
Bai Ran 'er, the miracle of the entertainment industry.
You said that her acting skills are not good?
Countless Hollywood directors held scripts and begged her to act in them. They did not hesitate to pay her a sky-high salary.
You said she wasn't good-looking?
Many people in the entertainment industry would only say one thing when they mentioned her. She could clearly dominate the entertainment industry with her face.
You said that she has a bad character?
The national goddess was famous for being warm and approachable!
You said that she was caught in a scandal and was trying to get to the top?
Hehe, she's already with Big Boss. Was the previous incident just a publicity stunt by the company? Do you really think the big BOSS is invisible?
The big BOSS would arrive at the battlefield in one minute!
[Duan Zi 1]
A certain woman sat on the sofa arrogantly and held up a script." Director, are there many kissing scenes in this movie?"
The director wiped his sweat." Quite a lot. If you don't like it, you can delete it. We can discuss this as long as you can act in it."
A certain woman said," Please don't! I like it, I really like it!"
She picked up the contract and signed it." By the way, who is the male lead?"
"Best Actor Yan Zijin."
"I'm not acting anymore! I'll pay you double the penalty for breaching the contract!" A certain woman's face broke down as she wailed like a ghost.
"Too late." The Best Actor suddenly appeared and took the contract away, leaving behind his back.
[Duan Zi 2]
" I'm not going home tomorrow. I'm going out for dinner with the person I love the most."
"So there's someone else in your heart! Break up!" A certain woman roared angrily.
" Darling, it's your birthday tomorrow." The actor's aggrieved voice sounded weakly.
[Duan Zi 3]
"Darling, we should have a child." The film emperor leaned over and asked seriously.
"No, I don't want to die." A certain woman refused.
"Is a boy or a girl better?" Movie King muttered to himself.
"If you want to give birth, then give birth!" A certain woman turned around and blocked the handsome face of her movie king.
"Sure," The film emperor nodded seriously." Come on! If you don't wear condoms or take medicine, goddess, I'm willing to give birth to monkeys for you!"
“......”Don't lie to me!
[Duan Zi IV]
"We're all commoners. We're so happy today!" Bai Ran 'er hummed a song as she cooked.
"What are you happy about?" The Best Actor looked up at Bai Ran 'er.
"The two movies we starred in were both released yesterday. My box office earnings are higher than yours!" Bai Ran 'er turned around smugly.
"It's indeed worth being happy about. After all, this is the only time in my life." the Best Actor said silently.
"Prince Charming, you'll really not be able to get a wife if you have such a venomous tongue!"
"Anyway, you can't get married at first glance. If it really doesn't work, can we make do?"
[Duan Ziwu]
"I won't inherit Yantian Corporation in the future, and I might not be acting anymore. Are you still willing to be with me?" The Best Actor had a sad expression on his face.
"I can finally support you!" Bai Ran 'er hugged Yan Zijin and began to comfort him.
"Actually, it's just the company changing its name. It's not a big deal." The film emperor looked calm.
[Duan Zi 6]
"Boss, someone is trying to play dirty with me today!"
"Oh."
A certain woman asked," Is this your reaction?"
Movie King: " Who's so blind?"
[One-on-one, no abuse, male and female lead's body and mind are clean.]
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" The World of Women's Power: From the Beginning " was a light novel written by the author, Ce Hui. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was:
Acting tough and slapping his face, he walked to another place. Intriguing and scheming, accidentally entering this book...
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" The Movie World After Death " was a light novel written by Coffee and Cigarette. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was:
Why did the young man who choked to death on instant noodles join the post-death film industry?
Who was slaughtering the points leaderboard of Dreadful Streaming?
Where did the loli who drifted around the corner on the school bus come from?
Why were actors forced to sing BGM with ventriloquism?
Was it the production team's arrangement to be killed by a teammate during a chicken dinner? Or was it an internal conflict?
Cutting off a kidney and soaking it in wine, was this the last madness of human nature, or was it the desire for extreme sexual function?
"Hello everyone, I'm Ren Xiaobai. I'm currently working as a lackey at the Villain Intermediary Agency! My specialty is to travel across the world as a BOSS and give experience to the main character in various ways. Moreover, for the sake of the plot, I have to do all kinds of tricks!"
"I will show you how to steal the spotlight in the most extreme and dangerous movie world! I have to face countless actors, white lotuses, Long Aotian, and other threats. If you don't have any showy movements and acting skills in that place, you won't even get a close-up shot!"
"Come on! Let's get closer to the world of actors…ah, no, actors!"
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" Heaven-Defying Doctor: The Evil King Venomously Kisses the Little Mad Concubine " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Casanova Little Bottle. The general plot of this novel was:
She was a little waste who had been broken off from her engagement and died of depression after being bullied, while he was a mysterious noble young master who was worshipped by all living beings. With a clap of thunder, Little Dust Ball descended from the sky. The young master said," Little thing, it's a little dirty. You should take a bath." With a silver needle in his hand, he turned the world upside down. The young master said,"Little thing, the needle is not bad. Come here and let me have a look." F * ck! You beast, do you have to look at me while I'm showering? Wait, where are you looking at? Aren't you looking at needles?