As a fan of web novels, I have never bought anything. But I can tell you some stories about sand sculptures and funny items to make you happy and interesting. Once, my friends and I went shopping and we wanted to buy some silly and funny things to amuse ourselves. We walked to a toy store and saw a super cute bear toy. It had a funny nose and mouth and looked very cute. We decided to buy this teddy bear and take it home to play with my friends. But when we opened it, it was filled with toothpaste, shampoo and shower gel! We were all stunned at the time. This was really too idiotic. Another time, my friends and I went to a bookstore to buy some funny books. We found a book called The World's Funniest Joke, and it has a lot of super funny jokes in it. We bought the book and took it home to read the jokes. But when we read some funny jokes, we can't help but laugh out loud, but the jokes in the book don't make us happy. We felt that this book was too idiotic to make us happy. Stupid and funny items can make people happy and interesting, but we should choose items that really make us happy and happy instead of those that just make us feel awkward or uncomfortable.
One of the funniest is about a toddler who was playing with his booger like it was a toy. He was rolling it between his fingers and showing it to everyone, completely unaware of how gross it was. His parents were both horrified and amused at the same time.
There is this story of a little girl who was performing in a school play. She was supposed to be a fairy and had to fly across the stage using a pulley system. But when it was her turn, she got her dress tangled in the pulley. Instead of flying gracefully, she just dangled there, kicking her legs and trying to free herself. The whole audience couldn't stop laughing.
My sister told me about her friend who wanted a long layered haircut. The hairdresser got carried away and made the layers so extreme that it looked like a staircase on her head. She was really embarrassed at first but then she decided to have fun with it. She took pictures and shared them on social media with funny captions, and it became a big hit. People were commenting and sharing the pictures, all having a good laugh.
At a school play, one of the actors forgot his lines. Instead of staying silent, he started making up really strange and hilarious things. For example, he said he was a space alien visiting the Earth for the first time and was looking for the king of the carrots. The whole audience was distracted from the original play and was just laughing at his improvised performance. He really stole the show in an unexpected way.
I heard a story about a cousin who went to a petting zoo. He thought a goat was a big dog and tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick, and the goat just stared at him. Then when he went to pick up the stick, the goat butted him gently. He was so confused but it was hilarious.
I heard about a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a broken car engine. Whenever someone started their car outside, the parrot would start making this sputtering noise. It was hilarious.
I heard about a guy who went to buy shoes. He put on a pair and walked around the store to test them. But he didn't notice that there was a price tag sticker on the bottom of one shoe. So he walked all around the store leaving a trail of the sticker on the floor, and when the salesperson told him, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.
A student once had to give a presentation in front of the class. He prepared a PowerPoint presentation but accidentally saved it in a wrong format. When he tried to open it during the presentation, it wouldn't work. So he had to improvise and ended up just talking really fast and jumbling up all his points, which was both hilarious and a failure.
I heard about two friends, Matt and Nick. They were in a marathon together. Matt was so tired halfway through that he started walking backwards. Nick, instead of leaving him, walked backwards with him for a while, chatting and making jokes. Then Nick motivated Matt to start running again. Their bromance was on full display during that race as they supported each other in such a unique way.
Well, I heard about a person who put salt in their coffee instead of sugar because the containers looked similar. They took one sip and spat it out immediately.