Do you have any humorous jokes? Send them to me. It has to be funny! Thank you!The following are all humorous jokes:
1 A bird flew onto the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated."
2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think."
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
I hope these humorous jokes will make you happy!
Who has the complete works of the 7Up novels? Can you send them to me?"I don't think it will satisfy your needs, but I will try my best to recommend a novel that is the most relevant to your description.""Jinyu" is an ancient romance novel written by the author, Qi Xi 'er. The general plot of this novel is as follows:
A wisp of her fragrant soul, which bore the blood debt of her family, was reborn in the body of the Eighth Miss of the Yin family in Wan City, Pingzhou. When Yin Yaxuan opened her eyes again, there was only revenge in her eyes. Unfortunately, she was only eight years old. Her enemies were far away, and her family was detestable. At the age of eight, she still had to fight with the madams and young ladies in the Yin family's backyard. She had been very tired in her past life and present life. Fortunately, she met him, allowing her to feel warmth on the dangerous and irreversible path of revenge. The new book "Royal Marriage" has been released. Everyone is welcome to keep it and fatten up ~.
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"80 Koi Little Tuan Bao" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Qi Miaomiao. The general plot of this novel was:
Cheng Qiqi was reborn. After being reborn into Old Cheng's family, which had seven grandchildren, she instantly became Old Cheng's family's beloved baby. His parents loved him, his grandparents doted on him, his uncles and aunts doted on him, his brothers protected him, and there were also his eight great aunts and three great aunts. All kinds of relatives were rare. These days were really wonderful. The good-looking childhood sweetheart next door said,"My dear baby, I love you too." Cheng Qiqi, who was obsessed with beauty, started to play with the childhood sweetheart next door every day. She brought him with her wherever she went. Later on…Cheng Qiqi finally understood when she grew up. You big pig trotter, how are you doting on me? You're clearly greedy…
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The book,"A Warm Marriage and a Deep Lifetime Together" was a modern romance novel written by the author, Clown Qiqi. The general plot of this novel was:
I am fortunate in this life,
To know you, to know you, to love you!
I am fortunate in this life,
I'll spend the rest of my life with you hand in hand!
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The Peninsula and Seven was an urban entertainment novel written by the author, Pickle Eating Coagles. The general plot of the novel was:
"Seven is a very magical number.
In the West, the number seven represented luck and happiness. The most famous one was Lucky Seven.
"In the East, seven represents the combination of Yin and Yang and the five elements. There are many stories related to seven, such as the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period, the Seven Captures of Meng Huo, and even my name, Li Zhuxian, comes from the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest. There are also Dong Yong and the Seven Fairy Maidens…"
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"The Leisurely Life of the Seventh Fujin" was an ancient romance novel written by the author Juedai. The general plot of this novel was:
Mu Wan's soul returned and she traveled to the Qing Dynasty. It was love at first sight for her when they met. The heavens followed people's wishes and she eventually became the Seventh Fujin. She originally wanted to become a good couple with her. However, Seventh Master was entrusted by someone to marry her, so he only had responsibility for her. She displayed the perseverance of a modern woman and tried her best to catch up with Master Qi. However, Seventh Master helped Ce Fujin to be arrogant and framed him time and time again. She had given in time and time again to the principle of family harmony. However, they continued to press on. In the end, he was injured all over and had no choice but to let it go and gradually give up. However, Master Qi suddenly became thoughtful. He said,"Without my permission, how can you just give up?"
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"The Seventh Lady's Traversing in the Other World: Phoenix Dominating the Heavens" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ten Fingers Dazzling Dance. The general plot of this novel was:
Number Seven was cold and cruel. No one dared to get close to her. All her enemies were terrified. The Phoenix Lord was gentle like water. She was enchanting and affectionate. All men were like eagles! When the two combined, the continent would inevitably be in turmoil! Was it the sharp sword tip that poured the blood of the heroes of the world, or was it the beautiful face that intoxicated the sentimental world of mortals? Dear friends, can you log in to read? If you like it, please collect it, thank you!"
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Dressed as an Eighty Group Pet Little Fortune Treasure was a modern romance novel written by the author Jin Yizhi. The general plot of this novel was:
Flower Fairy woke up in the 1980s. Fortunately, Grandma had a little secret and treated her like a treasure. Every meal was chicken, mountain produce, and she was raised to be fair and fat. She had to dig out all the money in the family to make new clothes for her. She also had her parents and seven older brothers to dote on her. All the girls and daughters-in-law in the countryside envied her for reincarnating. However, the little fairy felt bitter in her heart. When she went out, all seven brothers followed her. Whoever looked at her would be beaten up. At such a young age, she had a fierce reputation. When the children in the village saw her, they would have to take a detour. Until one day, the nemesis of the brothers appeared, and the seven brothers were completely wiped out and bribed. Her nemesis said to her,"Be my wife, and I'll spoil you too…"
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"Group Pet, She's Born to Be Blessed in Eighty" was a modern romance novel written by Yu Qi. The general plot of this novel was:
[Description: Old Song's family was fined for being reborn, and she's still a girl.] All the villages in the area laughed at him,"He's really a money-losing thing and a debt collector." Grandma hugged her precious granddaughter tightly. This is a little blessing from the little fairy, the Child-endowing Empress." The good fortune of the Song family really came. Pheasants lined up to lay eggs, and ginseng babies grew in the mountains they contracted. "My sister is sweet and cute. You have to give in to her." Passerby A: She hit me. "My sister is delicate and soft. Don't snatch good things from her." Passerby B: She hit me. "My sister is obedient. You have to coax her." Passerby: She hit me. One day, a little brother came to visit."Little girl, you're cute, pretty, and soft. You should kidnap her and make her your wife." The little girl had her own unique skill. Touching the left hand gives birth to a boy, touching the right hand gives birth to a girl. We are the daughter of the Child-endowing Empress." "Come here, wife. Let's hold hands. I want a son and daughter next year." The little fairy descended to the mortal world to transcend the tribulation and brought her entire family to become a big shot. Wen Quxing reincarnated as a husband, loving and beautiful, happy and joyful…
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"I came to protect you in my previous life" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Xiao Xi. The general plot of this novel was:
In order to take revenge, she chose to transmigrate to this life hundreds of years ago. She was lucky. Her parents-in-law loved her, and her husband loved her.
However, she was not happy because there was a generation gap that spanned hundreds of years between them...
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Xiaoxi's new book,"Jiuniang," has been uploaded. The story is equally exciting. I look forward to the support of my readers!
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The book,"90 in the Book as a Treasure of Fortune" was a short story written by the author, Cheng Xiang You Tian. The general plot of this novel was:
Mu Xiao transmigrated into the book and became the unlucky and tragic female lead. She was determined to change her fate to become a lucky treasure.
She rescued her mother who had been deceived, drove away her vicious relatives, and found her father and brother who loved her like a treasure to return home from Nanyang. The family was reunited and happy.
The young top student was sick and dying. Mu Xiao ran to his house."I'll give you money to treat your illness, but I have conditions!"
Mu Xiao was overjoyed to have successfully clung onto the thigh of the future richest man in the country. Unexpectedly, the young man still wanted to marry her.
"I want to be your business partner." She blushed.
The handsome young man replied coolly,"We can even be life partners." Little money-grubber, all my money will be yours in the future. I'm yours too!"