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Have you ever seen the joke about the Chinese, British, and Cantonese going to the desert together? Or did anyone know about the video?

2024-09-18 22:48
They said that the Chinese, Americans, and British were lost in the desert. Hungry and thirsty. As they walked, they suddenly found a bottle. They opened the bottle. In the end, a Godfiend floated out from the center! The God said,"Thank you very much for saving me ~~ To express my gratitude, I can grant each of you three wishes! "You guys say it ~" The Americans rushed forward! He said,"First, let me recover my strength immediately. Second, I want you to send me back to my country. Third, I want money that I can't spend in my lifetime!" The god agreed ~ and his wish came true! The Englishman also rushed forward! He said,"First, let me recover my strength immediately. Second, I want you to send me back to my country. Third, I want to have the most beautiful woman in the world!" The god agreed, and his wish came true! Now, only the Chinese were left. What wish do you want? "Give me a bottle of Er Guo Tou first!" Hence, he had a bottle of Erguotou. "What about the second one?" asked the Godfiend. The Chinese man said,"Give me another bottle of Er Guo Tou!" He had another bottle of Erguotou. "Hurry up and tell me the third one!" The Chinese man said as he drank,"Hey! It's boring drinking by yourself! Call them over!!" Thus, the three of them continued to walk in the desert for a long time! Hungry and thirsty. As they walked, they suddenly found another bottle. They opened the bottle. In the end, a Godfiend still floated out! "Thank you so much for saving me!" The God said."To express my gratitude, I can grant each of you two wishes!" The Americans and the British said in unison ~ This time, we won't say it first ~ You say it first! So the Chinese man said,"Give me a bottle of Erguotou first!" Hence, he had a bottle of Erguotou. "You're right!" The demon said,"Hurry up and tell me your second wish!" The Chinese man was so dizzy that he said,"Ah, it's nothing!" You can leave!"
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2024-09-19 00:46

" Miracle in the Desert " is a short story written by the author on paper and pen. The general plot of this novel is as follows: The Sand Region Loop Tower Cross-Country Race, which was held only once every five years, was once again placed in front of many cross-country enthusiasts. Whether it was for the high prize of the 5 million champion or for the passion of galloping on the battlefield, members of the cross-country race from all over the country gathered here. They followed the footsteps of Xuanzang's westward journey and ran over every wheel, as if to prove that they had truly existed in this world. There was no trace of birds flying in the sky, but our sincere blood was spilled on this mysterious and great desert. ---------------------------- " Dancing with the Sand " was a real-life narrative novel written by the authors, Linghu and Wuji. The general plot of the novel was: " The 5th Reality-themed Online Literature Competition." The author had worked for a leading company in the communications and IT field for 20 years and had been to more than 40 different countries due to overseas assignments or business trips. " The work uses an extremely delicate technique to portray the young people of a Chinese company in the process of opening up the Middle East and North Africa's communications market. The author meticulously described the young people's working lives, emotions, and love and hate in unfamiliar foreign countries, different cultural backgrounds, harsh climate conditions, turbulent social environments, and extremely fierce competition in the same industry. It depicted how they grew from young to mature, from weak to strong, thus winning the reputation of the nation and glory for the motherland. This is both a youth novel and a romantic novel. It portrays the unique customs of North Africa and the Arabian Peninsula."。 ---------------------------- Reckless Desert Guest was a traditional wuxia novel written by Dong Wenjin. The general plot of this novel was: The boundless desert expressed its suffocating despair, the yellow sand in the desert expressed its terrifying timidity, and the uninhabited desert expressed its loneliness. However, after the yellow sand, a wandering swordsman brought along the hatred that was drowned in the yellow sand. ---------------------------- " Wilderness Challenge: Livestream " was a novel about urban life written by the author, a native. The general plot of the novel was: I have walked on the roof of the world, on the cold ridge of Mount Everest; He had also traveled through the Desert of Death, the uninhabited area of the Saraha Desert. I once jumped into Swallow Cave from a height of 10,000 meters. He had also dove into the depths of the bermuda triangle and fought with sharks! My name is Chen Xu, Chinese, the world's most awesome wilderness streamer. You can call me Master Xu. Right now, I'm broadcasting in America, the world's largest tropical rainforest. As everyone can see, I'm only wearing a pair of shorts. Yes, I'm not even wearing shoes. This time, I want to challenge myself to survive in the rainforest for sixty days without bringing anything! ---------------------------- " First-class Plane Merchant " was a novel written by the author, Sand in the Desert. The general plot of the novel was: The story of a small businessman. ---------------------------- " Flowers in the Desert " was a modern romance novel written by Yi Meichen. The general plot of the novel was: How was she supposed to escape from a cross-border marriage full of conspiracies? ---------------------------- " I Plant an Oasis in the Desert " was an urban novel written by Duan Wuxian. The general plot of the novel was: In the northwest desert, Zhang Mo had obtained a mysterious pearl. Was it an object from outer space, a dragon pearl, or a small world in a heavenly paradise? As he continued to explore, he had no choice but to plant trees to attract tourists. From then on, money, beautiful women, rare treasures, rare birds and beasts, and all kinds of ruins appeared one after another. ---------------------------- " My Mining on Mars Was Exposed " was a sci-fi novel written by the author's chat group. The general plot of the novel was: One day, all the people on the Blue Planet would be waiting in front of the TV or live broadcast room, waiting for the Mars probe, Zhurong, launched by the Blue Planet United Space Agency, to send back the first photos of Mars. However, at this crucial moment, a blurry figure carrying a pickaxe suddenly flashed past the camera. When the people of the world saw this scene, they were instantly shocked! A domestic netizen: F * ck! Had they discovered aliens? Foreign netizen: I knew it. The Chinese studio must have been exposed! Their technology couldn't even reach Mars! Only Luo Xiu, who was on Mars, walked up to the probe with a calm expression." Eh? Something dropped." He said. "Hey, can you hear me? "Hello?" ---------------------------- The book," Outdoor Streaming Room," was a mystery novel written by Dong Chen. The general plot of the novel was: An outdated internet celebrity and an archaeologist formed a team by accident. During an academic trip, they met a man in white in a desert village. They finally found clues to their destination, the ancient country of Luolimu. Everything behind it pointed to an even more mysterious country. As the mysteries were solved one by one, the survivors, along with the disappeared country, fell into an even greater mystery… ---------------------------- " Lone Desert Smoke: Qingfeng City " was a fantasy romance novel written by the author Zhong Liang88. The general plot of this novel was: Guo Ziyi participated in a rally in the Taklamakan Desert. The car lost control and moved freely. It passed through the time travel wall and entered another country. It happened to see the two armies facing each other. Guo Ziyi shot to save General Zhao Yang of Qingfeng City and began the life of the Iron Horse Journey.

Have you ever seen a novel about a genius repairman?

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2024-09-21 14:00

😋For novels like Genius Repairman, I can recommend the following two novels to you: The Origin of Machinery and Civilization Exploration. The two novels were themed around science and technology, with elements of time travel or game otherworldliness. After the protagonist mastered a certain ability, he began to explore and repair the world. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Does anyone know about the History of Chinese Literature?

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2025-02-28 08:32

The History of Chinese Literature is a comprehensive literary history work sponsored by the Literature Education Committee of the Chinese Higher Education Society, which is in charge of the Ministry of Education of the People's Republic of China. It is one of the main representatives of the history of Chinese literature. The book systematically introduced the development of Chinese literature and its main schools, including ancient literature, medieval literature, modern literature, modern literature, and contemporary literature. The book also looked forward to the development and future of Chinese literature. The History of Chinese Literature is an important part of the history of Chinese literature and an important basic work for Chinese literature education and research.

What's the most meaningful joke you've ever seen?

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2024-09-17 19:41

As a fan of online literature, I've seen many jokes, but the most meaningful jokes may vary from person to person. However, there was a joke that might be considered very meaningful. It was described like this: "Life is like a journey. Some people only take one step, some people walk thousands of miles, while some people walk their entire life without ever leaving their starting point." This joke revealed the different choices and attitudes in life. Some people may only take a step forward, while others have been working hard to explore their own potential and possibilities. Some people might be too obsessed with their starting point and unable to move forward. This joke profoundly expressed the challenges and opportunities of life, which is worth pondering.

Have you ever seen a novel about transmigrating to the Douluo Continent?

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2025-03-01 09:05

[The recommended novel is Douluo's Strongest Beast Martial Soul.] This was a novel about transmigrating to Douluo Continent. It was about how after Yun Tian transmigrated to Douluo Continent, he discovered that this world was different from the world in his memories. There were no elements like Tang San or Shrek. He wanted to establish a sect on the continent with numerous sects, achieve the position of the strongest beast spirit, advance to the Divine Realm, and become a god. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Have you ever seen a doujin novel about crosses and vampires?

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2024-09-16 15:17

The Legend of the Vampire has a plot of a cross and a vampire. You can consider reading it! I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~

Have you ever seen a romance novel about humans and animals?

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2024-07-17 01:49

Yes, I recommend I Soar in the Stars." This novel told a story about animals and humans. It depicted the story of Bian Wei, the protagonist who lived on a planet where humans and animals lived in harmony. She worked together with animals with high IQ to save the world, and there was also a romantic love story. I hope you like my recommendation. Muah ~

Have you ever seen anyone with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia?

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2024-09-19 00:57

There were many characters in the novel who had severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia. Fang Yuan: Fang Yuan was a wealthy businessman with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia. He was very particular about hygiene and neatness, and was very sensitive to anything that was not neat or perfect, and would even show extreme anger. 2. Lin Wan 'er: Lin Wan' er was a beautiful woman with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia. She liked to keep her room clean and tidy and was very sensitive to any dust or dirt. 3. Bai Xiaochun: Bai Xiaochun is a genius hacker with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia. He paid great attention to his network security and was very sensitive to any loopholes or viruses. He would even spend a lot of time and energy to fix them. 4. Ouyang Chen: Ouyang Chen is a mysterious person with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia. He liked to keep his clothes neat and clean, and could not stand any dirty clothes. These characters were very common in the novel. They all had their own unique obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia, and they constantly worked hard to pursue perfect hygiene and cleanliness.

Have you ever recommended a novel about the male lead, the second female lead, and their children going to watch fireworks together?

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2024-09-21 23:01

I recommend "Fake Marriage and Hidden Love: I'm Not Happy Without You" to you. In this modern romance novel, the male lead once brought the second female lead and the child to watch fireworks. At this time, the female lead also felt that the male lead was as gentle as cotton, but it was like a knife that stabbed into her heart. If you like this kind of complicated love story, you might as well try this novel. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗

Did the three main characters in Ice Aeon know about the existence of the squirrel? Were they ever together?

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2024-09-13 10:34

The three main characters in Ice Aeon didn't know about the squirrel's existence. In the novel, the squirrel was just a fictional character that did not exist in the real world. Therefore, the three main characters did not meet or get together with the squirrel in the novel.

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