Please tell me a funny story!
There was a boy named Jack. He was very naughty. One day, he accidentally got lost while playing in the forest. He tried to call his parents, but there was no signal. So he could only walk slowly in the forest. A few hours later, he met a bear. The bear asked him,"What are you doing here?" Jack replied,"I'm lost. I need to go home." The bear said,"Are you sure you're going home?" "Of course I promise I'll go home," Jack said. So the bear took Jack for a walk and said,"Well, since you insist on going back, I'll take you back." Jack happily accepted the bear's gift. Then the bear took him to a remote place and gave him a box, saying,"open it and see." Jack opened the box and found a lottery ticket inside. He was so happy that the numbers were all correct that he bought the lottery ticket. A few months later, he received a bonus check, and he was so excited that he couldn't wait to go home and get his bonus. When he opened the box, he was surprised to find the bear inside! The bear said,"I knew you would come, so I prepared this in advance." Jack was very angry, but the bear looked very happy. The bear explained,"I won five million in the lottery, so I'm going to take some money home to give you a surprise." "How could you treat me like this?" Jack said angrily. I just bought the lottery ticket and I just want some money to go home." "Of course, you can choose not to surprise me. After all, I only prepared this."
Please tell me a funny story, okay?
An example of a joke is as follows: "My Wonderful Boyfriend in Time Travel" The female lead was called Xiaofang, a typical modern girl. One day, she suddenly transmigrated to an unfamiliar world and became a pregnant woman in a small town. Xiaofang was frightened, but she didn't know what to do. So she went to consult the local doctor. The doctor asked her,"Do you have any problems?" Xiaofang thought for a while and then said,"Doctor, I think I'm pregnant with a boy." The doctor was surprised and asked,"How are you sure that you are pregnant with a boy?" Xiaofang thought for a while and then said,"Because my boyfriend is a resident here. He often comes to take care of me and often cooks for me." The doctor suddenly understood and said,"Oh, I understand." You're pregnant with a boy because your boyfriend is a chef." Xiaofang was very surprised after listening and then said,"What should I do?" I don't want to lose him." The doctor said,"You can consider marrying him and let him take care of you." Xiaofang thought about it and said,"Okay, then I'll marry him." So, Xiaofang married the doctor's boyfriend. Then, the doctor's boyfriend came to take care of Xiaofang. However, as time passed, Xiaofang found that the doctor's boyfriend was not as reliable as she had imagined. He always liked to make strange decisions and always made Xiaofang feel uncomfortable. In the end, Xiaofang decided to get a divorce. She went to the doctor to talk to him. The doctor asked in surprise,"Why did you leave?" Xiaofang thought for a while and then said,"I don't think you treat me well enough." The doctor thought for a moment and then said,"I'm sorry. I may not be ready to be a chef." Xiaofang was very surprised and said,"What should I do?" "You can choose to find someone more suitable for you," the doctor said after listening. Xiaofang thought about it and said,"Okay, then I choose to get a divorce." In the end, Xiaofang finally found someone more suitable for her and lived happily.
Tell me a short funny Christmas story, please.
On Christmas Eve, a little boy left a note for Santa asking for a real dinosaur. Santa was stumped. He didn't have any dinosaurs at the North Pole. So, he found a big lizard and painted it green with some fake spikes. When the boy woke up and saw the 'dinosaur', he was over the moon. Santa watched from afar, chuckling at the boy's excitement over his not - so - real dinosaur.
Tell me a short and funny joke story, please.
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Tell me a short funny love story, please.
A young man fell in love with a librarian. Every day he would go to the library just to see her. One day, he tried to be cool and leaned on a bookshelf while looking at her. But the bookshelf wasn't stable and it toppled over. All the books fell on him. She rushed over, helped him up and they both burst into laughter. After that, they started dating.
Tell me a funny funny story.
A dog went to the park. It saw a squirrel and immediately chased it. But the squirrel climbed up a tree. The dog, not understanding that it couldn't reach the squirrel up there, started barking at the base of the tree non - stop. Then it tried to climb the tree too. It managed to get its front paws on the trunk but just slid back down. It was a really funny sight as the dog kept trying again and again with great enthusiasm.
Tell me a very very short funny story, please.
A guy goes to the doctor. 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.' Doctor says, 'I think you need a psychiatrist, not a doctor.' Guy says, 'Yes, I know.' Doctor asks, 'So why did you come here?' Guy replies, 'Well, your light was on.'
Tell me a cute short funny love story, please.
There were two neighbors, a girl and a boy. The boy had a dog. One day, the dog ran into the girl's yard with a flower in its mouth and dropped it at her feet. The boy came running after, all red - faced. The girl thought it was the cutest thing. They started walking the dog together and soon fell in love.
Please tell me a few jokes that are 100% funny!
1. Why can Nobita only score 30 points in each exam? Because the teacher explained the questions once and I heard it! If I shouted "I love you" to the sky and jumped into the river, would you love me? If you know, help me call a DiDi! 3 Xiaoming went to watch a movie. Why was the movie called "Perturbed"? Because Little Ming kept calling him Gong. Why does a straw sing? Because it sucked in music. If I won five million, how would I spend it? I'll save it first and get a DiDi to transfer the rest of the money to me.
Please tell me 10 super funny jokes.
The first time I met my wife, she told me that she had a dream: to become a rich woman and support me. I told her,"My dream is to become a billionaire and support you." She looked at me in surprise and said,"How could you have such a dream?" "Because I already have a billionaire, I just need to find another billionaire and we can start." A bird flew to a new place and found that there were many animals here. So he asked a rabbit,"Why are you so happy?" The rabbit replied,"Because I just ate a fly on the grass and now I have no job!" 3 Someone went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A wolf went into a sheep pen and asked the sheep,"why are you alive?" The sheep replied,"We are raised by you." The wolf said,"No, I'm here to rob you." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A man was lost in the desert. He saw a camel and asked the camel for directions. "You're going the wrong way," said the camel."This is the route to the oasis." The man said,"That's great. I happen to have a thirsty kettle. Can you bring it over for me?" The camel replied,"Of course, but you have to promise me that if you go to the oasis, I will bring back all the water for you." A man was trapped on an isolated island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. 9 A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't care what you think." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." "I don't care how you feel," the man replied. A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away.
Tell me a funny story
There were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. They packed their little turtle picnic basket with sandwiches and juice. So they set off. After walking for hours, they finally reached a nice grassy spot. But then they realized they had forgotten the bottle opener for the juice. The first turtle said, 'Oh no, we'll have to go all the way back.' The second turtle said, 'Let's just try to open it without it.' But the third turtle said, 'Wait, I brought my keys, we can use one of them.' So they tried, but of course, it didn't work. They ended up having dry sandwiches while looking longingly at the unopened juice.