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2024-09-16 15:51
There was a joke that a scholar was good at bootlicking. One day, he died of old age, and his soul returned to the Senluo Hall. The king of hell reprimanded him for not doing his job properly and not attacking the article. He shouted that he was wronged and said that he would like to take the palace examination on the spot and ask for a question. King Yama thought about the topic and occasionally farted. In order to cover up his embarrassment, he said,"I'll write a 'fart' then." The scholar had the talent to lean on a horse. He immediately read out,"Great Grandmaster Fu Wei." Raise your golden buttocks high, and spread your precious farts. It is like the sound of silk and bamboo, like the air of orchids. The students are at a disadvantage and can't stand the fragrance." Where did it come from?
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Is this destiny?

Is this destiny?

Sarah Hill is an introvert who does not want to attract attention. Other than mad coding skills, Sarah knows how to throw a punch. She believes that her biggest problem is the existence of the hacker Omega and her world flips upside-down when the most popular guy on campus approaches her. What does he want? Why her? (Ah, Sarah, that is only the beginning.) JoAnna Hill easily makes friends with her bubbly personality. Some call her a mad scientist, but she prefers ‘Dr. Hill’, because that is what she is. JoAnna is an excellent markswoman who can snipe out any target and she is wondering if her prince charming will ever come. Sophia Hill is the voice of reason, their pillar of support. She is a confident CEO who knows how to get what she wants. Sophia’s degree in law combined with amazing capabilities to analyze the situation and plan ahead make her the perfect strategist (to achieve a goal without ending up in jail). This is a story of three Hill sisters who are navigating through challenges while they uncover the complicated story behind their maternal side of the family. And their father is not a simple man either. Every sister is different, and so are their relationships. They all have in common: trust and belief that if they work together, anything is possible. Mature content! 18+ ***SPOILER? - START *** The story starts with a focus on the youngest sister (Sarah). After about 100 chapters, the oldest sister (Sophia) gets in the romantic spotlight. JoAnna finds herself pulled into romance last, at about 200 chapter mark. ***SPOILER? - END *** Excerpt from the novel... "Do you believe in destiny?", Sarah broke the silence. "Destiny?" Aiden didn't expect such a question. "Yes. The thing that is meant to happen, and there is nothing you can do to prevent it. And when it does happen, everything feels right." "Why would you ask me such a thing?" "Until a few weeks ago I would say that there is no such thing as destiny. That we are all masters of our lives and that everything depends on our actions, or lack of it. But I can't help but wonder: why did I not push you away? ... Why does it feel like everything will be OK as long as we are together? ... You are a piece of me that I never knew was missing. Is this destiny?" "Mmm... if that is destiny, then I approve it.", Aiden lightly kissed Sarah's shoulder and rested his chin on it. --- 1st WARNING!!! Contains descriptions of intimate scenes. If you are not comfortable with that, don’t read it! --- 2nd WARNING!!! This is my first novel! :) --- ***** I own the cover. ***** Check out my other novels: * "Accident Prone" * "Amara - Reunion" * "The Alpha's Bride" * "The Supreme Alpha"
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Seeking the original source of this joke?

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2024-09-18 20:56

Sitting and forgetting the source of this joke

The joke of " Sitting and Forgetting Dao " originated from the online novel " My Senior Brother is Too Stable ". The author was getting back to business. In the novel, the Art of Sitting and Forgetting was Li Changshou's main cultivation method. His obsession with steadiness was deeply rooted in his bones. When he practiced, he would pose with his five hearts facing the sky as if there were nails under his buttocks. It was hard not to think of the word "sitting and forgetting". When Li Changshou was practicing this technique, he had also pushed the "Gou" Formula to the extreme. Not only did he strictly follow the "Six Don't's" principle, but he also created life-saving methods such as "Three Don't Fight" and "Three Don't Touch". The plot of the novel was humorous and interesting, and Li Changshou's behavior was also very comical. Therefore, the meme of "sitting and forgetting" became popular on the Internet, and it even gave rise to online phrases such as "sitting and forgetting to live forever" and "steady as me." While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of " A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality "!

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2024-10-20 07:19

Ask for the source of this anime

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2024-08-25 19:17

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2024-09-11 21:29

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2024-09-09 01:37

Ask for the source of this novel

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2024-09-18 07:07

Ask for a long joke story

A story about transmigration: One day, an ordinary person named Jack transmigrated to a strange world. He realized that the people in this world were very boring. They only knew how to read, write, and couldn't even walk. Jack was so confused that he decided to explore this world. Jack found that the people in this world lived in a big city. The city was very prosperous and there were many kinds of people. He met a girl named Amy. Amy was a very smart and brave girl. She could make all kinds of wonderful dishes. Jack and Amy had a lot of good times together. They explored the city together and tasted all kinds of delicious food together. They found that the people in this city were very friendly. They helped each other and lived together. However, as time passed, Jack discovered that there were also some evil people in this world. They liked to destroy and hurt innocent people. The people of this city gradually realized these problems and began to resist these evil people. Finally, Jack and Amy formed a team together, determined to destroy these evil people and save the people of this city. After many difficult battles, they finally defeated the evil people and the city returned to a state of peace and tranquility. This story tells us that even if we cross into a new world, as long as we are brave and kind, we can overcome difficulties and achieve our goals.

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2024-09-12 21:43

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2024-09-11 08:32

Ask for the source of the anime, or who it was.

I don't have any information related to 'Qianxun' in my knowledge. Spirited Away was a Japanese animated film directed by Hayao Miyazaki that was released in 2001. The film received widespread praise and became one of the representative works of Japanese animated films.

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2024-09-13 15:35

Ask for a joke caused by the irregular language

Of course, the following was a joke caused by the lack of standard language: One day, Xiao Ming went to the dental office. After checking Xiaoming's teeth, the doctor said to him,"Xiaoming, you need to give up candy." "Why?" Xiao Ming asked. "Because eating candy will make your teeth rot, so you need to quit eating it," replied the dent. Xiao Ming was a little confused after listening, so he asked: "Then my teeth are rotten, then I can quit candy, right?" The Dentist smiled and said,"You haven't told me your teeth are rotten so I can't tell you what to quit."

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2024-08-28 15:58
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