Ask for jokes, don't copy them online. I've seen it all online! Something funny!
One result a day ran to the front desk drunk and said,"I'm sorry, I don't have money to pay. I only brought one book." "Your book?" Aren't you already married?" "I just treat the book as my wife." Waiter: "Then don't you have a wife?" "Of course, but I treat her like a book."
I want real weight loss experiences, don't copy and paste them. I've seen them all online!
My experience of losing weight was both painful and interesting. Before I started to lose weight, I was a very fat person. I was 160 cm tall and weighed 70 kg. I've tried all kinds of weight loss methods, but none of them worked. Later on, I learned how to lose weight and started to exercise. I started to eat only a boiled egg and a glass of milk every morning. I ate a vegetable salad at noon and only drank a glass of yogurt at night. I also started doing some cardio and strength training like jogging, swimming, and weightlifting. These exercises not only helped me lose weight but also improved my physical fitness. However, losing weight was not an easy task. I often feel hungry and thirsty, and sometimes I even feel tired. But I never gave up. In the process of losing weight, I met a lot of like-minded friends, and we worked hard to encourage each other. In the end, I successfully lost 50 kilograms and reached a satisfactory weight. Losing weight wasn't just a physical change. It also affected one's mental state. I started to become more confident and active, and I started to focus on a healthy lifestyle.
Tell me a few jokes. Don't copy them. I've heard them all before. Something special, thank you...
No problem. Below were a few special jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." 3. A person went to a bar to drink and ended up vomiting in the toilet. He saw an apple in the toilet bowl and ate it. Then he went back to the bar and said to the waiter,"Why do you have apples here?" The waiter replied,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to bring it back for you." I hope these jokes will make you laugh!
Tell at least 40 jokes and copy them online.
I can't tell jokes because I'm just a fan of online literature and have no sense of humor. But I can tell you about novels. If you have any questions, I'll try my best to answer them.
Please don't copy and paste online novels to me. You've read them. Thank you.
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I recommend a well-written Xianxia novel…Don't fantasize…Don't copy... And I've seen a lot
Alright, here are some recommendations for well-written Xianxia novels: 1 " Mortal Cultivation Legend ": This novel tells the story of an ordinary person who became a Xianxia through hard work. The plot is full of ups and downs, the characters are vivid, and the writing is beautiful. It is deeply loved by readers. 2 " Battle Through the Heavens ": This is a very popular online fantasy novel. It tells the story of a young man's growth. In the process of pursuing power, he experienced various challenges and difficulties. At the same time, it also shows the good and evil of human nature. 3 " The Great Dominator ": This is a Xianxia novel with a game as the theme. The plot is dramatic, the characters are full, and the writing is smooth. It is a very popular work. 4." Lord Snow Eagle ": This novel tells the story of a young man who grows from an ordinary human to a powerful lord. The plot is full of ups and downs, and the characters are full of adventure and battle elements. It is very interesting. 5 " Full Time Expert ": This is a Xianxia novel with a game as the theme. The plot is full of drama and the characters are clear. The writing is smooth and tests the author's narrative ability and writing skills. I hope these recommendations meet your requirements and bring you pleasure!
Don't tell me about those old rankings, I've seen them all, I want the ones I haven't seen
The following are some brain-burning movies that require high IQ and thinking ability to understand: 1 The Butterfly Effect 2 Inception 3 The Prestige 4 Memento 5 The Matrix Fatal ID (Fatal Magic) Seven Deadly Sins (Schindler's List) 8 The Shining 9 Mulholland Road (Mulholland Road) 10 The Prestige 2: Avalanche These movies involved many topics, including psychology, time travel, dreams, memories, reality, and so on. The audience needed to have a certain amount of thinking and reasoning ability to understand the plot and meaning. However, these movies were worth watching, especially for those who liked to challenge their thinking and imagination.
Are there any online novels to recommend? Don't recommend 'A Smile Is Alluring.' I've already seen it.
😋I recommend the following two online novels to you: 1. " Online Game: Twilight Wonderland ": A veteran player uses his knowledge of the fairyland to create a world that belongs to him in the new game. It's a little Xianxia and a little virtual online game. The author is The Wind of Glazed Stone Lock. 2. " The Magic Slayer of Online Games ": The main character's identity is mysterious. He seems to be an angel from hell, and he also seems to have special skills. There is a second novel in this novel, and it is about the main character being reborn in a new game and starting the game journey again. The author fought seven battles. I hope you like my recommendation.😗
Besieged City Character Analysis (Don't copy it online)
Fortress Besieged was a modern Chinese story about an intellectual who experienced all kinds of pain and struggles in the siege of society. The following is an analysis of several important characters in the novel: Fang Hongjian: The protagonist of the novel is an intellectual who has received a higher education and has a higher cultural quality and the ability to think independently. He was born into a wealthy family, but in the siege of society, he felt bound and oppressed, unable to break free from the shackles of traditional values. In his interactions with Zhao Hsin-mei, he gradually realized the various unfairness and inequity in society, but he was unable to shake off his feelings and responsibilities and eventually fell into a desperate situation. 2. Sun Roujia: Fang Hongjian's wife was an independent woman who opposed the shackles of traditional values and longed for freedom and equality. Through her interactions with Fang Hongjian, she gradually came to understand that his inner pain and predicament shared similar values and pursuits as his. However, due to the various restrictions of society and the oppression of traditional morality, she could not be with Fang Hongjian in the end and chose to leave. Elder Qian: Yes, Fang Hongjian's teacher was an expert with a deep academic background and the ability to think independently. His exploration of the siege of society and human nature deeply touched Fang Hongjian's heart and made him realize all kinds of injustice and injustice in society. However, due to his traditional values and academic status, he was unable to give Fang Hongjian enough support and understanding. 4. Gao Cheng: Fang Hongjian's classmate is a person with deep social experience. His exploration of the siege of society and human nature was similar to Fang Hongjian's, but because of his own prejudice and stubbornness, he could not truly understand Fang Hongjian's inner world. Elder Qian's wife: Elder Qian's wife is a traditional woman with a deep obsession and sense of responsibility for family and marriage. Although she was dissatisfied with the relationship between Elder Qian and Sun Roujia, in the end, she could not change Elder Qian's marriage. She could only silently support and care for him. The above is an analysis of several important characters in Fortress Besieged. These characters represent different classes and values in society. The relationships and conflicts between them reflect the various sieges in society and the contradictions of human nature.
It's a children's novel. It's super funny. Don't copy it from the Internet. I've already read it online. Hurry! end
Okay, I can provide some children's novels. They're all finished and very funny. Here are a few recommendations: Adventures of a Little Carp: This is an adventure novel that is very suitable for children. It tells the story of a small carp's adventure in the ocean. The story was interesting and full of imagination. It was very suitable for children to read. 2. The Three Little Bears Go to School: This is a very interesting school novel about the life of the three little bears in school. The story was funny and humorous, very suitable for children to read. 3. The Adventures of Ally the Bunny: This is an imaginative adventure novel about the adventures of Ally the Bunny in the forest. The story was interesting and humorous, very suitable for children to read. 4. Magical Pocket: This is a very interesting science fiction novel about a mysterious pocket that can make people's wishes come true. The story is full of imagination and is very suitable for children to read. I hope these recommendations can meet your needs. I wish you a happy reading!
[Q: I want a TV series with the theme of a small character's inspirational struggle to succeed in the end. Don't be too popular. I've seen it all. Don't copy it with your hands. Something like that.]
A TV series similar to Ode to Joy: 1 " The First Half of My Life ": It tells the story of a woman in the workplace who went from a small employee to a successful entrepreneur. The protagonist is a small figure called Tang Jing. She finally succeeded through continuous hard work and struggle. The story of Ding Yuanying, a young man in the countryside, who finally became an entrepreneur through hard work and struggle. The protagonist was a small figure named Ding Yuanying. Through his own efforts and wisdom, he overcame all kinds of difficulties and finally achieved his success. 3 " Ordinary Road ": It tells the story of an ordinary person, Li Shuping, who finally became a successful musician through continuous efforts and struggle. The protagonist is a small figure named Li Shuping. He finally realized his dream through his own persistence and hard work. < 4 >< Mein Kampf >>: It tells the story of a small figure named Zhang Hua who went from an ordinary worker to a successful entrepreneur. The protagonist finally achieved his success through continuous efforts and struggle.