Guo Degang said that Yu Qian's father has another bag of instant noodles that can travel all over the town. This line is from that crosstalk.
This line came from Guo Degang's crosstalk work,"Crosstalk Conference," the second issue of the title "Yu Qian's Father."
Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a crosstalk. In it, Guo Degang said that bald people were sunburned. Ask for the name of the crosstalk
The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.
I'm asking for the name of this crosstalk. Guo Degang and Yu Qian said it
The name of this crosstalk was 'Crosstalk Conclave'.
Ask Guo Degang and Yu Qian for a list of crosstalk
Guo Degang and Yu Qian were two well-known actors in the crosstalk world. Their crosstalk works were very rich. The following is a list of some of their classic crosstalk works: 1 "Crosstalk Club" 2 " Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel " 3,"Pulling Cheongsam" 4 "Oil Selling Man" 5 "Crosstalk Joint Exhibition" 6."The Complete Crosstalk Works of Yue Yunpeng" 7 "The Complete Comic Comics of Guo Degang" 8 "The Complete Works of Yu Qian's Crosstalk" These crosstalk works were not only popular domestically but also highly praised internationally.
Seeking the lyrics of a crosstalk that Guo Degang and Yu Qian said together in A Date with Lu Yu
Guo Degang and Yu Qian performed a crosstalk together at A Date with Lu Yu. The name of this crosstalk was "Old Man Selling Oil." The following is the lyrics of this crosstalk: (Guo Degang plays the oil seller) Sigh, I've been selling oil for decades. Along the way, I've met many good teachers and disciples, and I've also encountered some scammers. (Yu Qian plays the role of the oil man's assistant) Ah, Master, don't tell me that it's really not easy for you to sell oil! (Guo Degang) Hey, don't you think my bottle is quite sturdy? (Yu Qian) That's right, you're wrong. This bottle is full of oil! (Guo Degang) Ah, then why is it so sturdy? (Yu Qian) Because the oil was too solid! (Guo Degang) Hey, how much is this oil? (Yu Qian) This was too simple! I'll pour oil for you and you'll pay for it! (Guo Degang) Ah, but this oil can also go bad sometimes! (Yu Qian) Ah, that's where you're wrong. The older the oil, the more fragrant it is! (Guo Degang) Ah, then how is this fragrance of yours fragrant? (Yu Qian) This was too simple! I'll light a candle for you to smell! (Guo Degang) Ah, but candles can burn sometimes! (Yu Qian) Ah, that's where you're wrong. The more the candle burns, the more fragrant it becomes!
Looking for Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, asking for the name?
Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk was called "Crosstalk Club." This song was sung by the famous rapper Eminem and the famous crosstalk actor Guo Degang. The lyrics of the song described the story of the two people's acquaintance and love on the crosstalk stage. It was very dramatic and humorous.
I want the lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "The Scholar"
The following are some lines from Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk, The Scholar: " Writers are those who write novels, poems, and essays. Don't misunderstand. I'm not a writer. I'm a novelist." 2 " The most important thing in writing a novel is to have an idea and then write it according to your own idea. If you can't find an idea, then don't write it and waste your time." " I once had an idea to write a book about ancient Chinese love, but I never finished it and gave up." " Writing a novel requires patience, no rush, no frustration. Calm down and write slowly." 5 " There will be many difficulties in the process of writing a novel, but you must persist in believing that you will be able to write a good novel."
Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" must be complete
Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Ten Years" lines 1 (acting as Wang Shuo) I never understood why we Chinese always put the word "you" first when we speak. For example,"Have you eaten?" Wasn't this asking someone else? Why did it become him reminding himself? 2 (Act as Zhang Guoli) The word "you" is equivalent to "you" in English. Therefore, the moment he said "you", he showed his respect to the other party. 3 (acting as Ma Sanli) The crosstalk world has caught up with this society. If you want to make a living, you have to learn to tell a few lies. For example,"Am I not going to the toilet?" Or,"I just lost my job." Let me give you an example. For example, if you are dating a girl and you tell her,"I have to go to work today," the girl will definitely understand. However, if he said,"I'm going to meet a client today," the girl might not understand. 5 (acting as Liu Baorui) We Chinese have a habit of doing our own things. But sometimes,"doing it yourself" didn't mean that you could do it. For example, if you wanted to cook but found that there was no pot to use. I once had a dream to become a writer. But when I started to write novels, I realized that I couldn't write anymore. What the hell am I writing? Let me give you an example. For example, if you suddenly say "I'm sorry, I forgot I'm a woman" when you're talking to someone, the other party will definitely think that you're so rude. 8 (acting as Gao Feng) Once, I was walking on the street when I suddenly heard a "kill!" I turned around and saw a thief stealing something. I shouted,"Stop!" In the end, the thief stole the phone but not the money. Once I went to the bank to withdraw money, I found that the password was incorrect, so I repeatedly entered it on the counter. In the end, the bank staff told me,"You're really a big customer of our bank. We have countless people entering incorrect passwords every day, but you're the first to tell us."
Guo Degang, Yu Qian, crosstalk lines, on the festival, begging for lines
There were some classic lines in Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Festival". One of them was like this: (The two of them are sitting in the teahouse. Guo Degang is playing with his mobile phone. Yu Qian walks over and asks him.) Guo Degang: What are you doing here? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you here. Guo Degang: Waiting for you? Why wait for you? Yu Qian: I'm waiting for you to say something to me. Guo Degang: What are you talking about? Yu Qian: He said,"Guo Degang and Yu Qian knelt and begged for a ton of pears during the festival." Guo Degang: Oh, isn't that easy? Yu Qian: It's not easy. You have to send me a ton of apples first, and then I'll kneel and beg for pears for you. This line was humorous and showed the scene of two people comparing and mocking each other during the Spring Festival. Among them,"Kneel and beg for a ton of pears during festivals" had become a classic line in crosstalk, often used to describe greedy people.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk,'Jumping the Great God', had to have all the lines!
The complete lines of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's crosstalk "Jumping the Great God" are as follows: 1. I'm a god dancer. I treat patients and save lives. I rely on divine medicine to eat. I recently discovered a miracle drug that can quickly restore the patient's health. This is the charm of a miracle drug. 3. My method of treating patients is unique. I use acupuncture and herbal medicine to treat them. The results are very satisfactory. The patients slowly recovered under my guidance. I was also very happy that they were grateful to me. It's not only my job but also my hobby. I like to communicate with patients and help them solve their problems. Although my job is hard, I like it. I hope I can continue to serve everyone. Although the 7-jump god is an ancient craft, I still keep on creating new things in the hope of bringing better service to everyone. I hope my story can inspire everyone to face the difficulties and setbacks in life bravely and not give up. Let's dance together to pray for health and happiness, and let's be grateful for the gift of life. 10 Jumps to the Gods was not only a skill, but also a faith and a way to convey love and hope.