The following is a crosstalk script performed by two people. I hope it's funny and can be memorized in a short time: Title: Business Theory Actors: A: Zhang Shaohua B: Lee Kim Do (A and B stand on the stage and look at the audience) A: Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang and his name is Shaohua. B: Hello, everyone. My surname is Lee, and his name is Kim Doo. A: I usually like to do business. B: I also like doing business, but I prefer crosstalk. A: Yes, doing business is too tiring. I have to go to the market every day to attract customers. B: It's great to do crosstalk. You can perform on stage every day and don't have to worry about getting tired. A: But it's not easy to do crosstalk. B: Yes, if you want to speak well, you need to study hard and practice more. A: But I think doing business and doing crosstalk are both very interesting things. B: Yes, doing business can make money, and crosstalk can make people happy. A: I think we should make good use of our advantages to do these two things well. B: Yeah, I plan to do that too. A: Alright then, let's talk about a business theory. (A began to narrate) A: I went to buy a chicken. I went to the chicken stall and asked the owner: "How much is this chicken?" The owner of the chicken stall said,"A chicken costs five yuan." A: I took out 5 yuan to buy a chicken. B: That's not right. The owner of the chicken stall is obviously saying that it's cheap for you. How is it possible for a chicken to cost 5 yuan? A: I think that's true. B: Then you should ask,"How much is this chicken?" A: I asked the chicken stall owner again: "A chicken costs 5 yuan." B: A took out 5 yuan to buy a chicken. A: Aiya, that's not right. This time, the chicken stall owner kept his word and I bought a chicken. B: Why didn't you say so earlier? I made a wasted trip. A: Yeah, I have to be careful next time. (B begins to narrate) B: I went to buy fish. I went to the fish stall and asked the fish stall owner: "How much is this fish?" The fish stall owner said,"One fish costs three yuan." B: I took out 3 yuan to buy fish. A: That's not right. The fish stall owner obviously said that it's expensive. How can you ask for 3 yuan per fish? B: I think that's true. A: Then you should ask,"How much is this fish?" B: I asked the fish stall owner again: "A fish costs 3 yuan." A: Aiya, that's not right. This time, the fish stall owner kept his word and I bought a fish. B: Why didn't you say so earlier? I made a wasted trip. A: Yeah, I have to be careful next time. (A and B get off the stage and clap non-stop)
Crosstalk Script: Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel Performer: Zhang Shaohua, Li Jian Character Introduction: Male protagonist: Wang Dachui Female protagonist: Sister Lin Script content: (Zhang Shaohua plays Wang Dachui and Li Jian plays Sister Lin) The first scene: Zhang: Wow, isn't this transmigration? Li: Yeah, I just transmigrated to an ancient society. Zhang: Ancient times? That's really interesting. Li: Yes, I also want to experience the life of the ancient times. Zhang: Then what do you want to do? Li: I want to go on an adventure to see if there were anything similar to modern society in ancient times. Zhang: Alright then, let's go on an adventure. The second scene: Zhang: Wow, we found a cave. Li: Yeah, it's dark inside. We have to find a way to get in. Zhang: I took out my flashlight and shone it at the entrance of the cave. Li: I followed him and we entered the cave together. Zhang: Wow, the cave is really big. Li: Yeah, we found a giant beast. Zhang: Ah, it's a giant beast! Li: We have to think of a way to deal with it. The third scene: Zhang: We took out our weapons and prepared to fight the giant beast. Li: Alright, let's start. Zhang: We failed and the behemoth ran away. Li: We are not willing to continue searching for the Behemoth. The fourth scene: Zhang: Finally, we found it trapped in a huge maze. Li: We have to find a way to save it. Zhang: We walked out step by step according to the instructions in the maze. Li: We finally rescued the beast and got its protection. Fifth scene: Zhang: Wow, we got the favor of a beautiful princess. Li: Yes, the princess asked us to build a castle for her. Zhang: Alright, let's start building. Li: We also became good friends in the process. Zhang: Finally, our castle was built. Li: Ah, we're living a happy life.
The funny crosstalk with two to three people must be shorter Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that uses the actors 'words to express the joke and plot to make the audience laugh. If you want to listen to some funny crosstalk, here are a few suggestions: 1 " Old Man Selling Oil ": This is a classic crosstalk performed by Wang Peiyuan and Liu Baorui. It told the story of an oil seller, and through humorous language and vivid performance, the audience laughed. [2. Crosstalk Convention: This is a famous crosstalk program performed by many crosstalk actors.] In the program, they would challenge each other to perform some funny and interesting crosstalk works. 3. Skit: Time Travel: This is a skit performed by Chen Peisi and Zhao Benshan. In the skit, they traveled back in time and performed some funny and interesting stories to make the audience laugh. 4. Comical Show: This is a crosstalk performed by many funny actors. Comedians used their unique acting style to make the audience feel humorous and happy. The above are some funny crosstalk works. I hope you will like them.
(Two people play different roles, one as the author and the other as the reader) I'm going to write a novel. Can you give me some inspiration? Reader: What novel are you writing? It didn't look like a normal novel. There were all kinds of magical powers and spells inside. Reader: That sounds amazing, but I don't think the characters in your novel have any special characteristics, and the plot is too dull. I'm sorry, I'm not good enough at writing novels. I still need to learn more. Reader: Why don't you write something else, like science fiction or horror novels? I can consider changing my train of thought. (After a while) Can you give me some advice? I've been writing a novel recently, but I haven't made much progress. Reader: You can write more plots to make the characters more unique and make their actions and conversations more dramatic. I'll be careful. (After a while) Writing a novel sometimes requires inspiration. Sometimes I'm thinking of a new story, but I can't find the right plot. [Reader: You can try to communicate with some novelists. Their stories might give you some inspiration.] I will try. (After a while) I've already talked to some people, and their stories have inspired me. [Reader: You can try writing reviews so that more people can see your work.] I'll try. (The two continued to talk about writing novels and tried new ways.)
I'm a fan of online literature. I don't have any knowledge related to humor. If you need to find a funny person, you can try to search for some classic crosstalk works such as "Oil Selling Man","Talking and Laughing", etc. These works had a rich sense of humor and funny elements that could bring the audience a lot of laughter and happiness.
(Scene: Two people on both sides of the stage, one playing the leading role and the other playing the supporting role) Protagonist:(smiling) Hello everyone, I'm XXX. I'm very happy to cooperate with you to perform a double act. Supporting actor:(unhappily) What? You want to play a double act with me? We are a pair of crosstalk actors, not a pair of double actors. Protagonist:(confidently) Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood you. But it doesn't matter. I'm still very happy to cooperate with you. Supporting actor:(Hesitating) Alright, let's get started. (The two of them begin to perform) [Protagonist:(Playing a cheerful character) Hello everyone, I am XXX. It is my pleasure to cooperate with you.] Supporting role:(Playing a dull role) Hello everyone, I am XXX, and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting characters are getting more and more interesting) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I'm not very good at chatting. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform) Supporting actors:(The protagonist saw that the supporting actors were getting more and more excited and joined the chat) Hello everyone, I am XXX and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting character continues to play an interesting role) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I can't dance very well. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform) Supporting actors:(The protagonist is getting more and more excited when he sees the supporting actors and joins in the singing) Hello everyone, I am XXX and I am very happy to cooperate with you. The protagonist:(The supporting character continues to play an interesting role) Oh, sorry, I made a mistake in my performance. I can't sing very well. Supporting actor:(getting excited) It's okay. We can improve. I believe we can work well together. (The two of them continue to perform until the end of the performance) Protagonist:(Satisfied) Thank you for your cooperation. We performed very well. Supporting actor:(unhappily) What? You're only thanking me for my cooperation? You should thank me for my hard work. I spent a lot of time preparing.
Crosstalk,"graduation" Actors: Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, Shaobing, Cao Heyang Story summary: The crosstalk " graduation " was about what happened at the graduation ball of four graduates, Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, Shaobing, and Cao Heyang. They looked down on each other because of misunderstandings, but in an unexpected opportunity, they began to understand each other and gradually changed their attitudes. At the parent-teacher conference, Guo Degang's father criticized his teaching method while Yue Yunpeng's mother was busy with work and could not attend. The mother of the sesame seed cake expressed her support for his decision. Cao Heyang's mother gave strict guidance to her daughter. In the end, the four of them successfully solved these problems through cooperation and became good friends.
Script Title: Campus Life [Setting: University Campus] Character: Xiao Ming: The male lead is a college student with a cheerful personality and likes to make new friends. Xiao Hong: The roommate of the female lead, Xiao Ming, is kind and warm-hearted. She likes to take care of others. Xiaofang: Xiaoming's girlfriend is gentle and considerate and came to university for Xiaoming. Principal: The school leader usually walks around the campus and has a good relationship with the students. [Spectator: The character refers to the audience who can watch the script after it is completed.] Scene 1: (Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are taking a walk in the school park) Xiao Ming: The weather is really good today! Xiao Hong: Yes, the cherry blossoms in school today are so beautiful. Xiao Ming: Yeah, I want to go and admire the cherry blossoms too. Xiao Hong: Alright, let's go together. Scene 2: (Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are in class) Teacher: We have a calculus test today, so please pay attention. Xiao Ming:(Taking out his phone to play games) Teacher, I'm tired. I'll leave first. Xiao Hong: No, we still have exams. Xiao Ming: If there's nothing else, I'll help you revise. Xiao Hong: Thank you but I still have homework to do. Scene 3: (Xiaofang is taking a walk on campus) Xiaofang: The school canteen is so delicious today. Xiaoming: Yes, I also went to the cafeteria today to order takeout. Xiaofang: Hello, Xiaoming. Xiao Ming: Hi, Xiao Fang. Xiaofang: What's new? Xiao Ming: Nothing much. It's just that the canteen is delicious today. Xiaofang: Then let's go to the cafeteria together next time. Scene 4: (Xiao Ming is playing basketball on campus) The audience:(cheering loudly) Come on! Xiao Ming:(After scoring) Thank you for your support. The audience:(cheering loudly again) Great! Xiao Ming:(happily) So you can win the game like this. Scene 5: (Xiaofang is reading in the library) Xiaofang:(I'm excited) These books are so interesting. I want to read them. Xiaoming: Sure, let's go to the library together. Xiaofang:(Nodding) Okay. (Xiaoming and Xiaofang go to the library together) The audience:(cheering loudly) Come on! Xiaofang:(Seeing the new books in the readers 'section) There are many good novels here that I want to buy.
I'm a novel reader, so I can't provide any novel resources or information. However, I can recommend you a very popular novel, Sword Snow Stride This was a fantasy novel written by the author of Beacon Fires Playing with Dukes. This novel tells the story of a Jianghu. There are many wonderful plots and characters that are worth reading. You can search for resources for this book online or buy the physical book.
There are many elegant and refined names that can be referred to in the following examples: 1 Zixuan: It means that the purple daylilies have a fresh and elegant atmosphere. 2 Yu Wei (ywi): Meaning "Wei grass in the rain", meaning that one can still maintain a fresh and optimistic attitude in a difficult situation. 3. Wild Buds (yàn līi): It means that the flying bud bird has a light and free breath. 4. Rou Wan: To describe a woman's gentle and graceful temperament, the word "Wan" can be added to the name, such as "Wan Ru,""Rou Wan," etc. 5. Clear Stream (qīng xiāng): It means that the clear stream has a fresh and refined atmosphere. 6 Qihua (qíhuá): Meaning "precious flowers", implying the beauty and nobility of a girl. 7 Mengting (mèng tíng): It means "beautiful dream", implying a girl's beautiful expectations for the future. 8 Yao Yao (yáo yáo): Meaning "beautiful gem", implying the beauty and purity of a girl. 9 Zhiruo (zhrü): It means "the softness of the grass", which means the freshness and purity of the girl. 10 Shihan (shīhān): It means "Poetic self-restraint", implying the elegance and poetry of a girl.
Poetry is an art form that is used to express emotions and thoughts. It is usually composed of short but powerful words. If you want to write a longer poem, you can refer to the following suggestions: 1. Choose a theme such as love, life, death, nature, etc. Then, he would express the theme through lyrical, metaphor, contrast, and comparison. Pay attention to the rhythm and rhythm of the poem so that the whole poem reads smoothly and rhythmically. 3. Use imagery and metaphor to make the reader feel the emotions expressed in the poem. Pay attention to the language and expression of the poem. Try to use concise and powerful words so that the reader can clearly understand the meaning of the poem. Here is a longer poem that I hope will help: Rainy Night The rainy night is another rain The ground was wet, and I was wet. I'm waiting in loneliness Waiting for your return and our love. Moonlight shines through the window Shining on you in bed Your breath, your voice They are deeply imprinted in my mind. My heart is pouring like rain But my heart is as warm as the sun. I want to be with you Walking through this rainy night Until the sun rises and forever. You are a part of my life My everything, my dreams. I want to be with you To explore this beautiful world To create our own happiness. The rainy night is another rain But my heart is no longer lonely. Because of you, because of your love My soul is no longer empty. We'll walk through the storm together Forever and ever.