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The lines of the four famous crosstalk masterpieces
The Four Great Classics of Crosstalk referred to the four classical Chinese novels, Dream of the Red Chamber, Journey to the West, Water Margins, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The main lines in 'Dream of the Red Chamber' were: " No matter how weak the water is, I'll only take a ladle to drink "," Red beans grow in the southern spring and send out a few branches "," I want to be poor and see a thousand miles to climb to the next level ", etc. The main lines in Journey to the West were: "Master, I made a mistake. What should I do?" " Monster, let go of my master "," So you're Sun Wukong, you're so awesome ", etc. The main lines in Water Margins were: " Big Brother, save me, I was taken away by robbers "," I didn't mean to spare my life, hero "," Liangshan heroes gather together to fight for the country ", etc. The main lines in Romance of the Three Kingdoms were: " Cao Cao, your ambition is too big "," Zhuge Liang, you are a retard "," Liu Bei, you are too weak ", etc.
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Find a crosstalk. Anxious!
Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form performed by two or more people verbally. Crosstalk was unique in its humor and humor. It often used exaggeration, sarcasm, and imitation to tell stories about interesting things in life and social phenomena. Crosstalk originated in northern China and had been improved and developed many times in Chinese history. Now, it has become one of the most distinctive art forms in China. The following was a classic crosstalk: Oil Selling Old Man Performer: Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng Story summary: On the stage, Guo Degang played an oil seller, Yue Yunpeng, and a customer. The oil seller recommended a kind of oil to the customer, but the customer thought it didn't taste good. The oil seller and Yue Yunpeng started a debate about the taste. The oil seller thought that his oil was very good, while Yue Yunpeng insisted that the taste of the customers was very important. In the end, the oil seller and Yue Yunpeng performed a funny crosstalk by mocking each other. The above is a rather classic crosstalk. I hope you will like it!
Crosstalk, Wenwan, lines
The lines of the crosstalk and literary play were an important part of the crosstalk and literary play culture. It was a humorous language commonly used by crosstalk actors in their performances. The following are some common lines from crosstalk: Bao Bei Er: I'll sing a song for everyone. The name of this song is " Wenwan Gourd." There's a line in the lyrics: " The older the Wenwan Gourd, the more precious it is." 2 Guo Degang: I have a Wenwan walnut with a small crack on its surface, but I treat it as a beautiful scenery. 3 Zhang Guoli: I'll perform a comic dialogue for everyone. Let's talk about the story of the comic walnut. Two people were talking under the walnut tree. One of them said,"I recently bought a pair of walnuts. When I first bought them, I thought it was nothing, but the more I played with them, the more interesting it became." The other said," I'm the opposite of you. I bought a pair of walnuts. At first, I thought it was quite expensive, but the more I played with it, the cheaper it became." 4 Yue Yunpeng: I have a Wenwan porcelain. Its name is "White Porcelain Bottle". The pattern of this bottle is very beautiful but it is expensive. 5 Zhao Benshan: I will perform a crosstalk of Wenwan Gourd for everyone. Let's talk about the price and market of Wenwan Gourd.
Classic lines in crosstalk
Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. It was mainly featured by humor and humor. Through the actors 'oral performances, it portrayed some scenes and characters in life so that the audience could understand life through laughter. The following are some classic lines from crosstalk: Crosstalk actor Guo Degang once said,"Crosstalk is a performing art that uses language to convey joy and information." Crosstalk actor Yue Yunpeng once said,"Crosstalk is for the audience to perform, not for the audience to scold." Crosstalk actor Zhao Benshan once said,"Making the audience happy and happy is the function of crosstalk." The crosstalk actor Fan Wei once said,"The duty of a crosstalk actor is to make the audience laugh and make the audience happy." Crosstalk actor Hou Baolin once said,"Crosstalk requires slow training and endless learning." The above are some classic sentences in crosstalk. Through them, you can better understand the charm and characteristics of crosstalk.
Comical crosstalk lines
The lines of a funny crosstalk segment referred to the humorous and funny dialogue and lines used in a crosstalk performance. We can find some lines from some funny crosstalk segments. For example, from the document [1], you can find some funny conversations, such as "A: If I were Nero, I would be a Ninja. B: I'm that Spirit Douluo, his best playmate." A: My dream is to be an uncle. A: Through my years of hard work, half of my dream has now come true…B: How is it half? A: Someone called me uncle…B: Oh, it's only half." In addition, the document [2] also provided some classic crosstalk lines, such as " Don't throw away these dentures. They're still useful. Tie them to a stick and use them as tickles." And "Walking, walking, ah, a question mark appeared in front of him. Liu Bei jumped" Deng Leng ", ah, a mushroom appeared, eat the mushroom, Liu Bei grew taller. He walked forward, and there was another one, a question mark, a touch, a flower, after eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand,"3. That bastard with wings is here…" In summary, the lines of a funny crosstalk segment could be all kinds of humorous and funny conversations and situations. The specific content of the lines could be different according to different crosstalk performances and actors 'creations.
Crosstalk script lines
Here are some lines from the crosstalk script: - [Night Journey (Guo Degang and Yu Qian): Guo Degang: Brother Qian is a few years older than me. He is indeed my big brother.] Yu Qian: It should be done. [Guo Degang: I have a bit of an awkward thing to tell Brother Qian.] Yu Qian: Let's talk. Guo Degang: I cried quite miserably after I finished speaking. Yu Qian: Wouldn't that be even more awkward? Guo Degang: He told you about this matter. Yu Qian: Enlighten me. Guo Degang: After that, I opened my heart. [Yu Qian: Right…] - Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue's Crosstalk: Yue Yunpeng: Thank you, thank you. Sun Yue: Thank you. Yue Yunpeng: Happy New Year, everyone! Spectator: Yue Yunpeng: Sun Yue: How lively. Yue Yunpeng: I'm so happy. Everyone has a smiling face. Sun Yue: Yes. Yue Yunpeng: I'm very happy. Let's go on stage and introduce ourselves first. Sun Yue: This is the rule. Yue Yunpeng: I'm a crosstalk actor from Deyun Society. My name is Yue Yunpeng. Sun Yue: Yes. Yue Yunpeng: No, no applause, no need. Sun Yue: You're asking for applause. Yue Yunpeng: "I'm a little embarrassed. This is my partner, Teacher Sun." Sun Yue: It's me. Yue Yunpeng: Sun Yue. (Applause and cheers from the audience) - In "The New Theater's" Broken Stage "(Guo Degang's related crosstalk clips), it mentioned the lines related to the story of the broken stage of the theater by Mr. Ma Sanli, the master of crosstalk. For example, Mr. Ma Sanli was invited to the broken stage of the Tianjin Small Theater, which involved the lines related to the characters such as hanging ghosts, spiritual officials, divine generals, and heavenly soldiers.
Short humorous crosstalk lines
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Short crosstalk lines, urgent!
1 Look at your eyes, they're staring like bells. Are you often scared? It's better to be optimistic than to be sad. Look at that person's unhappy face, but what's the result? He was still alive. I recently found a good way to get up and run every morning. Not only can it exercise the body, but it can also improve the metabolism and help lose weight. Look, this guy is really handsome, but he's a fool. Look, that person is ugly and has a high IQ. Therefore, whether a person was handsome or not was the key. There's a concert this weekend that I plan to go to. There's also a movie. I'm going to watch a movie. How do you plan to spend the weekend?
Counter-serious crosstalk lines
Crosstalk is a traditional Chinese art form that originated in Beijing. The characteristics of crosstalk were to use humor, exaggeration, and comical performances to transform the story and characters into crosstalk language and present them to the audience through rap. Crosstalk lines are an important part of crosstalk performances. They are usually created by actors based on their own experience, knowledge, and cultural background to express the emotions and thoughts of the characters.