What jokes have you heard when you need them? You can tell at a glance that it's the kind of heart

Answer 1

I'm a fan of online literature. I have a wealth of knowledge and humorous language skills. Here are some jokes I've heard:

1 "Why do lions always win games?" "Because they live in groups."

"What is your greatest wish?" "World peace."

3 "What would you do if you had a string?" "I will divide it into countless strands."

Do you know why birds can fly? "I don't know why. Because they can dream."

5 "Do you know why we eat pork?" "I don't know why. Because they are Chinese dishes."

6 "Do you know why starfish float on the water?" "Because they have buoyancy."

Do you know why fish can sing? "Because they have a swim bladder."

8 "Do you know why ducks don't have the habit of taking the bus?" "Because they like to fly."

Do you know why pandas snow? "Because they are national treasures."

Do you know why rabbits can't play baseball? Because they are sprinters."

These jokes have a certain sense of humor and irony. I hope you will like them. However, please note that jokes are a form of entertainment and should be kept in an appropriate setting and manner to avoid inappropriate words and actions.