Please provide the lines of Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin for the skit "So Wrapped", thank you!
Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin's version of the lines of the skit "So Wrapped" were as follows: Zhao Lirong:(Singing) I am an egg, free and unfettered in the eggshell, without any worries or worries. Other than the occasional bump, everything else is very quiet. Gong Hanlin:(acting as a salesman) Eggs, we also have a new product called "foreign eggs". Not only are they nutritious, but they also taste delicious. They are a symbol of high quality and high standards. Zhao Lirong:(laughs) Foreign eggs? Isn't this the same as our traditional eggs? Gong Hanlin:(correction) Buyang eggs use advanced production technology and imported raw materials to create healthier and more delicious eggs. Zhao Lirong:(sigh) You professionals know more! Gong Hanlin:(Humble) Hehe, we just want to inject some new vitality and choices into the egg market, hoping that everyone can enjoy high-quality and healthy products.
I haven't seen the comedy, Song Xiaobao's skit, Robbery, so I can't provide the relevant lines. However, if you want to watch the skit, you can search for relevant content on various major video platforms to watch it. At the same time, if you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me.
Crosstalks or skits need to be created according to the audience's preferences and situation. The following is a simple crosstalk or skit script for reference: Crosstalk Script: Adapted from a novel Actor: A: Zhang Guoli B: Guo Degang C: Yue Yunpeng D: Fan Wei [Setting: Teahouse] (A, B, C sit down in the teahouse D stands to one side) A: Ladies and gentlemen, today we will perform a crosstalk adapted from a novel. B: Oh, crosstalk. I've heard of it but I've never seen it. What kind of crosstalk is it? A: For example, if it's a novel about urban life, we can adapt it into a crosstalk that reflects social reality. C: Then what should I say? A: We can express the protagonist's life experience and what he has seen and heard in the form of crosstalk so that the audience can feel the social reality depicted in the novel. B: Oh, that sounds good. I'll read a novel. (B, open the novel and start reading) B: Aiya, this novel is about the hard work life in the city. The protagonist goes from one city to another, constantly working hard to finally realize his dream. C: Hmm, that sounds good. We can adapt it into a joke segment and let the audience feel the experience and growth of the protagonist through the form of crosstalk. A: Yes, we can do that. (Take out the script) (A read the script aloud) A: Alright, let's begin. (Begin performance) Performance content: A: Hello everyone, I'm the protagonist, Zhang Guoli. I'm currently working hard on my own career, moving from one city to another. B: Oh, I see. It sounds a little like Struggle. [C: Yes, yes, yes, that's what I meant.] D: You guys acted very well. I empathize with you. [A: Thank you for your applause. Next, I'll tell you the story of another protagonist.] The performance ended. (A, B, C, D applaud and welcome)
Teacher Zhao Lirong was a fifty-five-year-old retired middle school teacher. Her husband died early and she raised her son alone. She lived alone in an old apartment Laocheng District. Zhao Lirong was humble and polite. She liked reading, playing chess, and planting flowers. She was a typical intellectual. Compared to her peers, she was younger and more energetic. Zhao Lirong had experienced many setbacks and sorrows in her life, but she still faced life firmly and her smile never changed. Her story was touching and showed the tenacity and courage of a middle-aged woman.
The lines of the skit," The Opposite of the Truth," were as follows: He's here, he's here, he even brought his dog. The world is so big, I want to see it. The world is so small, I want to see it. The world is so big, I want to bring someone to see it. The world is so small, my wife is still mine. The world is so big, I want to talk to you. The world is so small, the keyboard is so big. The world is so big, my phone is so small. The world is so small, but home is so big. The world is so big, I want to travel.
As a fan of web novels, I don't have the habit of collecting and organizing lines from skits. Skits were usually written by actors to express their comedic effects through spoken language. The lines were usually improvised and were not restricted by any rules. If you have any questions about skits or other comedy works, please feel free to ask. I'll do my best to answer them.
Can anyone help me translate this into German? Thank you very much for your help!
Pei Jing's " Imperial Academy Scholar Li Gong's Tombstone " was about Li Bai's inscription. Li Bai was a scholar of the Imperial Academy in the late Tang Dynasty. He was famous for his poetry. Pei Jing passed by Li Bai's grave when he was traveling in Jiangbiao. He was deeply fond of his talent and personality, so he erected a monument in front of his grave. The inscription referred to Li Bai as " Mister ", praising his talent and temperament, and comparing him to an immortal. In addition, the inscription also mentioned the relationship between Li Bai and Pei Min. Li Bai had once expressed to Pei Min that he was willing to take him as his master. However, it was not explicitly mentioned whether Pei Min had agreed to Li Bai's request. All in all, Pei Jing's " Imperial Academy Scholar Li Gong's Tombstone " was an inscription that praised Li Bai's talent, but it did not give a definite answer to the relationship between Li Bai and Pei Min.
Yesterday: Line: Yesterday I went to a bar and met a girl who taught me how to drink. She taught me how to taste red wine and white wine and made me realize the most important thing in life: cherish the present. Today: Line: Today I went to a restaurant to taste a new delicacy. I realized that there are many wonderful things in life waiting for us to explore. Tomorrow: Line: Tomorrow I plan to go on a trip to see the wonders of this world. I believe that no matter what happens, I will have a good attitude to face the future.
Yesterday: Line: Yesterday, I went to a bar to drink a few beers and met a beautiful woman called Xiao Ming. We chatted and she told me that she had a dream to become an actress. I told her that I also had a dream to become one. We exchanged contact information and agreed to go to the movies together tomorrow. Today: Line: I went to that bar today and met Xiaoming again. We watched a movie together. It was an adventure story. The movie was so touching that we cried. Xiao Ming told me that she had decided to become an actress. She hoped that one day she could become a great actress like the protagonist in the movie. I told her that I also had a dream to become one. We decided to participate in a literary competition tomorrow, hoping to get good results. Tomorrow: Line: Tomorrow, we will go to the literature competition together. The competition was very intense and we all wrote very good articles. In the end, we won the championship. Xiao Ming was very happy that she thanked me and all the readers. We had a meal together and talked about our future plans. I told her that I wanted to be a director and present my dream to the audience. Xiao Ming was also very supportive of me. She said that I should stick to my dreams and not give up easily.