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An example of a funny essay is as follows: One day, a snail robbed his car and he reported it to the police. The policeman asked the snail,"what color is your car?" The snail replied,"I don't know, but it's a very small car with a big'S 'sign on its shell." The policeman thought for a moment and said,"Oh, I understand." Then you should steal it and report it to the police that it's an'S 'car." The snail nodded and said,"Okay, I will do that." A few days later, the snail robbed his car again. This time he reported it to the police, but the police asked him,"what color is your car?" The snail replied,"I don't know, but it's a very small car with a big'S 'sign on its shell." The policeman thought for a moment and said,"Oh, I understand." Then you should steal it and report it to the police that it's an'S 'car." The snail nodded again and said,"Okay, I will do that." A few days later, the snail robbed his car again. This time, he learned his lesson and knew that he should report it to the police. So he went to report it again. This time, the police asked him,"What color is your car?" The snail replied,"I don't know, but it's a very small car with a big'S 'sign on its shell." The policeman thought for a moment and said,"Oh, I understand." Then you should steal it and replace it with a car with an'S 'logo." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"But I've stolen my'S 'car. Now I need an'S' car to replace it." The policeman thought for a moment and then said,"Oh, I understand." Then you can go to the police station and ask them to give you an'S 'car." The snail was stunned for a moment and then said,"But the police have their own tasks. They won't give me an'S 'car."