Urgent! I want a joke that can be used in a skit!
I can tell you a joke, but it might be a little childish. One day, a snail wanted to buy a new car, so he went to a car dealer. He picked out a beautiful red sports car and asked the salesman,"What's the top speed of this car?" The salesman replied,"This car can go 250 kilometers per hour." The snail nodded and asked,"Can I drive this car to explore?" The salesperson was a little puzzled but still agreed. So Snail took out the car keys and started the car. Then, the car suddenly stopped. The snail was very surprised. He asked the salesman,"What's wrong with you?" This car suddenly stopped." The salesman replied,"I'm sorry, but the brakes on this car don't work." The snail thought for a moment and then said,"Okay, I'll go first. If you need help, you can come to me anytime." Then, Snail drove his Snail car away. As he drove, he suddenly realized that he had returned to the car dealer's place. He went back there and found the salesperson again and asked,"What's wrong with you?" What did you just say about the brakes failing?" The salesman replied,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to say that it was a snail car."
[Urgent, urgent, I'm looking for a classic storytelling clip. I only want one or two sentences!] I want the text for the skit, as soon as possible, thank you!
There was a classic line in Guo Degang's book,"Crosstalk Conference": To be honest, I often listen to Chang Xin, often listen to Chang Xin, and I'm not used to it!
Urgent need for a classic joke?
Here are a few classic jokes: Why did the bird land on the wire? Because it liked online games. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to catch beef. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always scared by the bears on the internet. Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they liked to fly.
A long joke! Help! Urgent!
Alright, I'll try my best to create an interesting joke for you! Here's a joke that might make you laugh: One day, a snail robbed his car and he reported it to the police. The policeman asked him,"How did your snail steal his car?" The snail replied,"I parked it in the parking lot but it didn't have a parking lot tag." I hope this joke will make you laugh!
I want the funniest joke
Alright, here's an extremely funny joke: Why is Sun Wukong able to defeat Buddha but Tang Sanzang is powerless? This was because Sun Wukong could eat meat while Tang Sanzang could not.
A skit or joke about a catchphrase, a foreign word, or a new word
Buzzwords, foreign words, and new words are often used to describe special words or phrases in novels. The following is a skit or joke about these topics: In a modern city, a young man often went to the streets to look for inspiration. One day, he heard an old man shouting,"Come and try our new coffee. It's made from top-grade coffee beans. It tastes amazing!" The young man walked over curiously and found that the old man was selling a kind of coffee called "black coffee". The young man could not help but wonder,"Isn't this coffee made with a coffee machine?" The old man smiled." No, this is a special coffee called 'black coffee'. It means' real coffee'." At this moment, the young man suddenly realized something." Oh, I understand now. So this 'black coffee' is a foreign word!" The old man nodded." Yes, it was introduced to China from a foreign country. It's becoming more and more popular recently." The young man thought for a moment and then asked,"What's the difference between this 'black coffee' and ordinary 'coffee'?" The old man smiled and replied," Ordinary coffee is light, while 'black coffee' is strong." At this moment, the young man suddenly realized that the question he had just asked was a little silly." Ah, I understand now. So 'black coffee' is the same as a new word to describe a certain characteristic." The old man nodded." That's right. A neologism is a relatively abstract word that is usually used to describe a new thing or concept." In the end, the young man exclaimed," It turns out that learning new words is so interesting!"
I want to hear the funniest joke
Okay, here's the funniest joke: One day, a snail went to visit its neighbor and asked the snail,"Hello, snail. Why are you here today?" The snail replied,"I'm here to see my snail friend." The neighbor asked,"Where is your snail friend?" "He is on the other side of the wall," answered the snail. The neighbor asked in surprise,"What's on the other side of the wall?" The snail answered,"That is another room." You should laugh when you hear this joke!
Zhou Qun's skit, I want to be an actor
Zhou Qun's skit " I Want to Be an Actor " was a comedy skit. We can see Zhou Qun performing this skit on different occasions, including the Spring Festival Gala of the provincial TV station and other variety shows. This skit caused the audience to burst into laughter. However, the specific plot and content were not mentioned in the search results provided.
[I want to describe the plum blossoms in the snow, and then describe the snow. I want it to be beautiful, original, urgent, urgent, urgent!!!!!!!!!!]
Snowflakes fell down and covered the ground with a layer of white carpet. In such weather, the plum blossoms looked particularly beautiful. The plum blossom was a different kind of plant. Its flower shape was relatively small, but it emitted a faint fragrance. When the snow fell on the petals, the petals became whiter and the fragrance became stronger. Snowflakes fell gently, covering the plum blossoms with a thin layer of snow. The plum blossoms were not buried by the snow, but instead became even more vibrant and moving. Their petals were adorned with sparkling snowflakes that looked like tiny crystals, emitting a mesmerizing glow. Under the plum blossom tree, a bird was jumping on the branch. Its wings were dancing in the snow as if it was singing for the plum blossoms. The plum blossom and the bird complemented each other to form a harmonious picture that made people feel relaxed and happy. The plum blossom in the snow was like an elegant woman blooming alone in the winter, exuding a unique charm. Her petals were like small crystals, emitting a faint fragrance. She grew up quietly without being disturbed by the outside world just to give people a beautiful feeling.
A novel as good as I Want to Tell a joke
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Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: [1. Book of Troubled Times: Ji Cha!] I'm just waiting 2."Spiritual Walker":"Spiritual Walker" was a modern sci-fi novel that stood out with its unique story and style. The storyline and character descriptions were quite outstanding. It had the taste of a high-quality product, but it also had the feeling of a fast-food article and a business article. It achieved unity in the contradiction. The overall style of the novel belonged to the sci-fi urban supernatural genre. It described a world where the spirit realm existed. The real world coexisted with the spirit realm world. The spirit realm would assign character cards to the people and arrange various missions. The male protagonist was an ordinary university student who became a Night Wandering God of the Lawful Class and gradually grew up. This book was tagged with the following labels: "Comes with Me","Sci-fi","Multi-story","Strange Thriller", and "Evolution". It was very suitable for readers who liked this genre. The author's writing style was excellent, and the story progressed layer by layer, which was very suitable for the rhythm of online novels. The portraits in the book were vivid, but there were some facial features, which was also the characteristic of the newspaper seller. 3.<<The Tang's Table>> The people of the world and the affairs of the world are just the dishes on the table of the Tang people. Although the original ingredients had the original flavor of food, Yun Chu still believed that the most delicious food still needed to be divided, cooked, and handled. The food that was finally served on the table was the food that most suited the stomach of the Tang people. Steaming, braising, stir-frying, stewing... There were many cooking methods in the kitchen. Whether it was Goguryeo, the Turks, Tubo, Tuyuhun, Xue Yantuo, Tiele…or even whales, tigers, sharks, and hungry wolves, the Great Tang was a furnace that could cook them all into peerless delicacies… In addition to Li Zhi, Wu Wei, Zhangsun Wuji, Chu Suiliang, Li Ji, Cheng Yaojin, and other peerless seasonings, there would always be one thing that you would never forget, regardless of color, fragrance, or taste. Yun Chu hoped that she would definitely have a seat at such a luxurious banquet! Now, the delicious food had been cooked. Yun Chu laid out the napkin, picked up the deer knife, and closed her eyes. She was ready to enjoy an unprecedented feast to satisfy her hungry stomach. 4."King of Familiars":"King of Familiars" was a novel that one would never get tired of reading. The author's pen strength and imagination were amazing. The plot was well arranged, making it impossible for people to stop reading. Whether it was the subject matter or the author's writing level, it was worth giving this book a five-star rating. This book had a recommendation score of 9. This score was not considered high, but for a wonderful novel, this score was enough. The author used delicate strokes to describe a world full of fantasy and mystery. In this world, all kinds of strange beasts emerged one after another, dazzling people. The story was compact and fascinating, making people want to read it again after reading it in one breath. The author's idea was also very ingenious. He combined science and technology with cultivation to create a brand new world view. This kind of creativity was very unique and made people's eyes light up. The story was meticulously thought out and the plot was complete. It made people strongly recommend this book. Overall, King of Familiar was a good book worth reading. Not only did it have a thrilling plot, but it also had the author's unique creativity. This book brought people a brand new reading experience, allowing people to be inspired and think while reading. Whether it was from the content of the book, or from outside the book to life, emotions, psychology, society, and history, this book could bring people different insights. 5:"Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation": 8.7 points Heaven did not give birth to me, Xu Changtian, and the villain's eternal night. Only fake villains relied on their golden fingers to make a fortune. Real villains dared to face their bleak lives! Hmm…this villain was more suited to be a philosopher. 6: National Forensic Medicine: New Work of the Great God Recently, there were fewer medical novels about forensic doctors. There had been similar novels since ancient times. 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To the friends of the book famine, it was definitely worth reading. 8:"Mantang Colorful": recommendation index: ****** Author: Weird Cousin Word Count: 240,000 [Status: Series] Tagged: Tang Dynasty, Machiavellian, Group Statues In the fifth year of Tianbao, he woke up from a dream. In front of him was a beautiful painting of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. He saw the bright light of "Tang Dynasty, Heaven and All Nations". Iron cavalry crisscrossed, and all nations came to worship. Civil and martial arts were governed, and ministers bowed. Poetry and wine were romantic, and it was a paradise on earth. Beautiful people and scholars sang and laughed. He also saw the corruption in the court, the eunuchs monopolizing power, the treacherous heroes flaunting their might, the decline of the country's power, the desolation of the people, the emergency at the border, and the rampant Hu Krupp. The golden drum of Yuyang shook the world. He vowed to make sure that the Tang Dynasty would not fall into danger. The new book by the author of "The End of Song" still started with Wang Zha. The protagonist was reborn as a servant of the Du family. At the beginning, he faced the biggest case of the Crown Prince's rebellion during the reign of Li Xuanzong. How would he survive in this struggle and face the upcoming An Lushan Rebellion? Personal evaluation of the divine herb! 9."Hidden Dead Corner": God, get lost. There's no need to say more. Although he was a rotten dog, it was undeniable that he still had the power of a God in the early stages. Rollie had used a power similar to the Saint Seiya armor at the beginning of the game. She was so scared that she thought that he would write about mecha at the beginning of the game. However, the style of writing was not bad. He returned to the supernatural horror style that he was best at. He was quite good at writing scary and strange things. This book was similar to his Nightmare Summoning. It had a supernatural feeling and the details were not bad. [Evaluation: In the early stages, it looks like grain.] 10."The Final Divine Duty": I'm following it. I finished reading the free chapters in one go. It's written very well. The story progressed layer by layer. The rhythm was controlled very well. I couldn't stop. It was just that it was too little and needed to be nurtured. 11."Beyond Time": Heaven and Earth are the guest houses of all living beings, and time is a passer-by from ancient times to the present. The difference between life and death was like the difference between dreams and waking up. It was ever-changing and could not be questioned. Then, beyond life and death, beyond heaven and earth, beyond time, what awaits us? "This Game Is Too Realistic":"Sprout Trio""Game Otherworld""Female Lead Unknown"🐶 It was a very good article, with many interesting settings and leeks. Pei, the players gave everyone the experience of becoming capitalists! Transmigrated to the Doomsday Wasteland, obtained a 404 fallout shelter at the start, put on a game skin and shook people (tool), developed industries, climbed the technology tree, revived civilization, and became the light of dawn (not) -- Old author, the previous books are all quite good. 13."Red Heart Sky Patrol": Not a systematic book. If you're tired of reading the routine, you can read this book. It's written in a traditional way. The style is very good. It was the author's first time writing an online novel, so the plot was not perfect. It was very realistic. Ranking index: "Ring of Destiny":"Ring of Destiny" was a controversial novel. The main controversy was concentrated on the second volume. However, with the release of the third volume, the reviews began to turn around, making people look forward to the future of this book. 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Chapter 16: Ascending on an Choosing Day Author: House Pig [Type: Xianxia] <<Status: In Progress>> [Keyword: Cultivation, Inner Volume, Hot Blood, Pursuit of Freedom] [Reward index:]️️️️ Reason for recommendation: The opening Snake Catcher could be said to be a stroke of genius. There were many identities of the protagonists, from the Snake Catcher at the beginning to the Immortal Immortal, the bandit leader Xu Tianzun, and so on. Although there were many changes in his identity, the wildness in the protagonist's heart, his desire for equality, his pursuit of freedom, and his insistence on himself had not changed. Of course, under Master Snake's tutelage, the protagonist was still not good at communicating. If not for his strong skills, he might have been killed by the enemy long ago. If the spiritual core of the Book of the Shepherds was reform, then the spiritual core of the Book of Ascending was to live and recognize the true self. ---------- ---------- Introduction: As a snake hunter, Xu Ying had always been honest and diligent until this day when he caught a different snake… On the first day of the third month, incense was burning everywhere in the Divine Land. The statues that protected the villages, towns, cities, and counties woke up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people. However, from that day onwards, the world was in chaos. This book is also known as "996 Immortal Cultivation","007 also cultivates","Inner Volume","Roll to Death","No F * cking Ascension","Good Pit","Pit Deep Pit","Help Me Up","When I was 35, My Blessing Came" and "The Appearance of Great Demon King Xu"! "Who's in Love After Rebirth?""Who's in Love After Rebirth?" was a light-hearted and funny novel. The author attracted the attention of the readers with his unique writing style and colorful plot. This book was particularly fascinating and immersive. Whether it was a book shortage or a reader interested in the story, it was worth reading. The author's style was grand and admirable. At the same time, the writing style and plot were excellent, leaving a deep impression on people. I hope the author can get better and better! After reading this book, I felt the author's feelings and the charm of classical Xianxia literature. The author's writing style was completely passable, and people were full of praise for his writing skills. This book could be said to be the recent leader of the sweet literature world. The interaction between the two characters, Feng Daidai and Jiang Liuliu, made people feel warm and tempting. He hoped that the author could continue to maintain this level of writing and bring more excellent works to the readers. "Deep Sea Ember":"Deep Sea Ember" is an excellent science fiction novel. The author has attracted readers with his unique creativity and fascinating storyline. The story was set in a fragmented world. The protagonist had transmigrated to this world and faced everything that was sealed by thick fog. The author cleverly constructed a world full of strange and inexplicable things, letting the readers fall into it and feel the confusion and fear of the protagonist. The plot setting in the book was also very good, such as historical pollution, mirror projection, etc., which gave people a strong sense of atmosphere. All in all, Deep Sea Ember was a highly recommended novel. Whether it was a sci-fi or story-loving reader, it would attract them. Chapter 19:"Cultivate in the Demonic Martial Troubled Times": A plagiarist's new work. Everyone knows that the main character of his novel is a typical egoistic person. This novel is a little creative. Not only does it hide, but it also merges into many worlds. Now, it temporarily travels through two worlds. One is the world of cultivation that seems normal for the time being, and the other is the world of martial arts demons and ghosts. In the world of cultivation, it is very cautious. In the world of martial arts, it is a big wolf that spreads money everywhere. "Who told him to cultivate!" "Who told him to cultivate!" It was a Xianxia novel. The author used a humorous and unique writing style to successfully raise the novel to a new level. The world constructed by the author was complete and perfect, and the plot was controlled just right. After the main character, Lu Yang, became a disciple of Dao Seeking Sect, he embarked on a different path of cultivation. The Immortal Cultivation world in the story was connected to real life, emotions, psychology, society, and history, giving people inspiration. The author's imagination was very big. The main character had a sword spirit root and extraordinary talent in magic. He was able to practice Spatial Bending into Spatial Bending and Spatial Bending. This unique creativity was refreshing. The few supporting characters were also drawn in an interesting way. The entire sect was like the fourth natural disaster. The whole story looked very interesting, like a funny immortal cultivation, making people enjoy it. The author's writing style was humorous and humorous. The short stories were one after another, making it very enjoyable to read. In short,"Who told him to cultivate!" It was a delightful and relaxing novel with a five-star recommendation index. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.
I want the funniest joke in Chongqing dialect
Alright, here's a joke in Chongqing dialect: An old lady went to buy fish and the shop assistant told her that a fish was only 5 yuan. The old lady was not satisfied and said,"This fish looks like it's only 5 yuan, but in fact, I bought 3 fish!" The shop assistant was confused and said,"Are you sure you bought three fish?" The old lady replied,"I'm not sure, but I feel like I bought three fish, one fish, one fish!"