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I recommend " Ordinary Days of Dressing Up " by Loava. This was a super popular novel on Qidian's female channel in 2008! The story took place in the Qing Dynasty, where many predecessors had visited. Under the light of the powerful ministers and the pearls of the capital, the third daughter of the Earl had blended into the era in a low-key manner. The keywords were transmigration, Qing Dynasty, ordinary, family, and talent show. It created a new style of writing. The female protagonist did not marry the emperor's brother. No one liked her, and there were no enemies everywhere. It was just an ordinary Qing Dynasty life, plain and happy. Her writing style was exquisite, describing the short life of the family. She was a clear stream in the Qing Dynasty. Back then, when Qing Dynasty was popular, she stood out. I've watched it no less than ten times, and many people love it too. It's a classic that has been worn out. Those who haven't seen it before should really go and take a look. " The Awakening of the Ice Lord " was a fantasy novel written by Prodigal Luo. It had a single female lead and basically no abuse of the main character. There were not many poisonous points, and the writing style and plot were not bad. Those who were not old and had not read it before could give it a try. " Full-time Mage: White Dragon Glory " was a light novel written by Little Cricket. The main character, Zhang Tao, accidentally entered the world of full-time mages. With the Little White Dragon Guardian Spirit, he rose to power all the way. " The Great Creation Deity " was a Xianxia novel written by Chu Xiaocao. The souls of modern people collided with the thoughts of civilization in the Xianxia world. There was also a QQ group to communicate with, and there were many characters in it. " The Portable Mountain Sea World " was a fantasy novel written by the lost soul of Qingshan. The main character, Wang Hao, had a lot of resources and was a dual cultivator. Although his talent was poor, he was interesting. Traditional cultivation novels had poison light points. Currently, the recommendation index was four stars. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

In " Little Fox Demon Matchmaker," Bu Tai was the princess of the Monster Resisting Kingdom, and Shi Kuan was her monster guard. They were childhood sweethearts. Shi Kuan had fallen in love with Bu Tai when he first met him and had been protecting her for many years. Bu Tai didn't realize her special feelings for Shi Kuan until Shi Kuan was seriously injured and almost died while protecting her. Only then did she understand the importance of Shi Kuan in her heart. Despite the great disparity in their status, Bu Tai was a human princess, Shi Kuan was a low-status demon slave, and there was no precedent for human and demon to fall in love. Race differences, class differences, and longevity were all obstacles between them, but Bu Tai still did not want to give up on this relationship. In order to stay together, Bu Tai brought a six-petal white epiphyllum that bloomed once every hundred years to Mud Mountain and asked Mud Mountain Reddie to allow her and Shi Kuan to become friends in front of the Bitter Love Tree. She hoped to use the tree's power to achieve her wish. In this relationship, Bu Tai was more proactive, while Shi Kuan knew the gap between them and had been suppressing his feelings. He had made protecting Bu Tai his top priority and had rejected Bu Tai's intimacy many times. However, after Tushan Reddie accepted Bu Tai's request, Shi Ji started a conflict between humans and demons in the Monster Resisting Kingdom to prevent Tushan Reddie's demonic power from increasing. With everyone's help, Tushan Reddie won. After Bu Tai and Shi Kuan confirmed their feelings for each other, Shi Ji flew into a rage out of humiliation and sent people to assassinate Bu Tai. Bu Tai was killed on the second day after he and Shi Kuan confirmed their relationship. Shi Kuan was heartbroken. Although he didn't die with Bu Tai, it wasn't because he didn't love him. It was because Bu Tai had asked him to take good care of the Demon Resisting Kingdom before he died. He believed that he would have a chance to meet Bu Tai again if he successfully formed a bond with Bu Tai under the Bitter Love Tree. Therefore, he became the North Mountain Demon Thearch and treated the humans and demons of the Demon Resisting Kingdom well, waiting for him to meet Bu Tai again. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the original work of " Little Fox Demon Matchmaker " to understand the plot in advance!

The following are some catchphrases from ancient 2D: - "Mixed Cultivators": The words of the Hero King Gilgamesh in Fate/Zero to the people he looked down on. - "Be happy, young man." This was also from Fate/Zero. It was a phrase that Yan Fengqi Li (Ma Po) often shouted to others after she was persuaded to defect by the golden shimmering. - "No way to win": This was what the Nail Palace Four Moons (such as Xia Na in "The Scorching Xia Na") often said. - I'm not going to be human anymore! It was a classic quote from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, when Dio turned into a vampire. - You're already dead! It was the line that Kenjiro, the main character of "Hokuto God Fist", said when he knocked out his opponent. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The following are some novels that contain plots of scheming women going crazy for love: - "Breaking Branches": For the sake of her marriage to the second male lead, for the sake of her reputation and family, the female lead, Yu Lingzhi, first gave herself to the male lead, a bandit, to please him. She used the male lead's feelings and even wanted to kill the male lead. She had eight hundred schemes. The environment she grew up in caused her to do things for herself. Although she had schemed against the second male lead at first, she developed feelings for the male lead after torturing each other. In the process, the female lead did many immoral things and hurt the male lead in order to achieve her goals. It could be considered that she had gone crazy for love. - "The Awakening of a Mistaken Love: The Revenge of a Scheming Woman": In this micro-novel, Jiang Yinghuai thought that he had awakened the plot after waking up from a car accident. He claimed that Shen Tangxi was a scheming woman who took advantage of the situation. From Jiang Yinghuai's perspective, Shen Tangxi had been with him since she was 18 years old. Perhaps in his eyes, Shen Tangxi had a side that played tricks for love, and now he wanted to get rid of Shen Tangxi to find what he thought was his true lover and child. Shen Tangxi might have used some tricks or scheming methods for the sake of her love (for Jiang Yinghuai). <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The following are some common ways to get money: 1. In terms of the layout of the home environment, one could plant water and plants diagonally across the door to promote wealth. This was because in Feng Shui, water was a common and effective tool to promote wealth. 2. If the entrance is dark, you can set up a yellow light to attract money. Yellow light is suitable, it doesn't need to be bright all the time, it can be illuminated occasionally. 3. Find the home's financial position (such as the door facing south, the financial position in the east, etc.), and then place broad-leaved plants or money boxes in the financial position. 4. Placing green broad-leaved plants or small toys that can be shaken or moved in the upper right corner of the office seat has the effect of urging money. 5. He could prepare a round, flat, clean, and less patterned ceramic plate and use the finishing touch to attract money. 6. Using the Pixiu Devouring Wealth Method, because the gold ingots were the owners of wealth, the Pixiu were the owners of wealth, and they were the owners of wealth. 7. The method of using the tripod to increase wealth was a method used by the ancient Luban clan to increase the wealth of merchants. It used the meaning of the tripod hexagram. 8. To implement the method of drawing wealth to increase the treasury, he prepared a high-grade wooden box with good sealing properties. The front of the box was pasted with red paper, and his name was written in black. He placed it in a secret place in the corner under the bed. 9. Using the rootless water method, place a clean empty bowl on the roof to catch rainwater (no tap water or distilled water), bring it back to the bedroom and place it in a place where the moonlight can shine (no more sunlight), and wait for it to evaporate naturally. 10. Keeping the toilet clean and washing the toilet to make money could bring positive wealth. It should be noted that the so-called methods of urging money were mostly based on cultural, folk, and psychological aspects. There was no scientific basis to prove that they could really have the actual effect of urging money. The accumulation of wealth mainly depended on personal ability, hard work, opportunities, and other practical factors. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!

I recommend a few ancient romance novels. " Smart Woman and Virtuous Husband " was a business and farming novel written by fish porridge. The female protagonist flew over and became a village girl. Her brother and sister-in-law were so bad that they forced her to marry an underage girl. " Bad Young Husband " was a transmigration novel created by Yuan Bupo. The female protagonist transmigrated and met her evil husband. The male protagonist started off as a real silkpants. The female protagonist kept a low profile and followed the customs of the country before taming the male protagonist. " Prosperity and Riches " was a classical fictional novel written by Wan Ge Qing Ya. A modern white-collar worker dressed up as a destitute young lady of an ancient marquis's mansion and survived in a shabby alley. She was very inspirational and said that she would make those who bullied her look at her in a new light a few years later. " The Miserly Village Girl " was a business and farming novel written by Ke Yuqing. The female protagonist became a village girl because of a manhole cover. She used both hard and soft tactics against her family members. When she met a handsome man who was unmoved by both hard and soft tactics, she still wanted to take him in. " Reborn from a Humble Family " was a classical fictional novel by Young Master Fu Shu. It was a story about a down-and-out man who was warmed by a kind woman in his previous life. After his rebirth, he repaid the kindness and finally gave himself to her. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend a few good novels. " The Law of Cannon Fodder Survival " was an ancient romance novel written by Yu Tan. Seven Words signed an inexplicable contract and counterattacked in place of cannon fodder. It was a fast-paced story that could torture scum. The story style was changeable. Not only did it torture scum, but it also focused on the character's heart. " The Story of Spoiled Cannon Fodder ", a modern romance written by Su Nian. Lin Manman was turned into cannon fodder by her rebirth sister for reading a romance novel and commenting on it. She avoided her sister and went to the army to counterattack. She was very down-to-earth. " Cannon Fodder Survival Manual ", Mo Xiaoxiao's novel. The female protagonist traveled through time to become the female protagonist. She had to fight not to be cannon fodder. Although the author was poor, the book was very exciting. " After a maxed out big shot becomes cannon fodder ", a work of snail breaking. Tu Muzhen, who was at the max level, was dressed as cannon fodder to punish the scumbag White Lotus in ancient times. Doomsday Town System, the infinite novel of Cabbage Book. Young Man's Town System's Survival in Doomsday was an interesting little white text. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

He recommended a few good novels. " Revival of Reiki: I Have the Proficiency System ", an urban supernatural novel written by Perfect Creature X. The male protagonist, Fang Han, was 25 years old and a Leo. Three years after he transmigrated to the Earth Element Planet, the spirit qi was restored. However, the system made him famous as an internet celebrity. He had to start as an UP host, performing inch-inch punches and breaking bricks, single-handed suppression, and so on. There were also superpowered people and martial arts sages. The supporting roles included Gu Feng, Chen Wei, Song Xiaofeng, Lou Caiwei, and so on. " A Plaything's Life " was an urban supernatural novel written by Broken Blade Tianya. The story of the main character, Chu Ge, was like the author's self-portrait, with memories of youth, helplessness, and fantasies of a better life. " Time Travelling to the End of the Sui Dynasty and Becoming Li Yuanba " was a historical novel written by Mo Shang Sanbian. The protagonist traveled to the Sui Dynasty and became Li Yuanba, who played around with the Sui and Tang Dynasties. He called out the names of various characters and waved a sledgehammer. " My Life in the City Simulation " was a science fiction novel written by Bai Bai Da Mao. The male protagonist was Lu Ya, 18 years old, Aries, and a social phobia. When the alternate dimension descended, the simulator was awakened after he encountered a crisis, and he began his journey of becoming stronger. " The Bright Life of Slow Wear " was a modern romance novel written by YZmb. It was about experiencing a different life. The ups and downs were all in a single thought. "Coincidentally, Love Is Parting" is also a wonderful novel. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

In " Long Flowing Water," Pei Yan was conferred the title of Prime Minister after the Crown Prince ascended the throne. He had a meteoric rise in his career and was above everyone else, but he loved her but could not get her. He loved Jiang Ci, but Jiang Ci wanted to return to Moonset to live in seclusion. He could only cry as he watched Jiang Ci leave. He would lose his love forever, and his feelings would be lonely. At the same time, he felt deeply guilty for the death of his good brother, An Cheng, because he felt that it was his command error that caused An Cheng to die on the battlefield. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!