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Can you share an English to German funny story?

2024-10-26 04:00
2024-10-26 04:55

Once an English man went to a German pub. He tried to order a beer. He said 'I would like a beer' in English first, then attempted in German 'Ich möchte ein Bier'. However, he said it with such a strong English accent that the bartender thought he was trying to be funny on purpose. So the bartender played along and replied in a really exaggerated German accent, which made everyone around laugh.

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Sure. There was an Englishman traveling in Germany. He wanted to buy some eggs. In English, he said 'I want some eggs', but in his broken German, he said 'Ich will einige Eier' which he thought was correct, but he pronounced it so funnily that the shopkeeper burst out laughing. The Englishman was confused at first but then realized his pronunciation must have been really off.

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