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I recommend " The Good Man of the Tang Dynasty." This book is super funny. More than half of the author was from the northwest, and there was a hint of Shaanxi in his words. The main character, Wang Zihao, was originally a small bank clerk in the modern world. He had transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became a fallen marquis. He did not have the ambition to conquer the world. He only wanted to live a peaceful and prosperous life, marry a wife, take a concubine, farm, read books, and make small inventions. The family stories in the book were extremely attractive, and the characters were vividly portrayed. Although it was a eunuch, it was still a classic. It created the easy way of crossing the fields, and many Tang Chuanwen imitated it. His writing style was humorous, he respected the ancients, and his three views were correct. It had already been filmed into an online drama with a nice theme song of the same name. 'My Apprentice Is Invincible' was not bad either. The author had to take the final exam. This was a light novel. The main character, Jiang Shouzheng, was looking for a disciple. He picked up a child with average aptitude and raised him. In the end, he became a land immortal after cultivating for three years. He still wanted to hide it from his disciple. The story was light and cheerful, and the protagonist's thoughts were very interesting, like how money trees grow in the fields. The author was a newcomer. Although the plot was occasionally off, it was not poisonous. " The Legend of Blood: The Game of Gods " was a game novel written by Galaxy Red Dust. When Qin Sheng was reborn into the Primitive World, he was betrayed by an immortal and his lover in his previous life. In this life, he was reborn with the Pearl of Creation. He wanted to defeat the immortal and kill the traitor. The story was very hot-blooded. Wantang was an ancient romance written by Fei Xueru. The ordinary woman, Yang Xiao, transmigrated into Shangguan Wan 'er. She was in the palace and went from enduring to reaching the peak of power. While changing history, she was also changed by history. The plot was very attractive. There was also 'The End of the Sui', Mu Zi's blue historical text. The protagonist, Chen Kefu, was the son of the Crown Prince of the Southern Chen Dynasty. After the fall of the Southern Chen Dynasty, he participated in the war against Koryo and was possessed by the soul of a modern youth. The war scenes were realistic and the characters were not bad. The book was finished and three million words were worth reading. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Currently, there were several novels related to the " strange dormitory ". There was a story about a short horror novel writer, Wang Siyao, who entered a strange dormitory after receiving a mysterious package. She entered a dilapidated and gloomy dormitory building and took an elevator that was filled with rancid smell and similar to a dark cave to a dark floor. In the room, she encountered a series of horror events, such as strange laughter, phone ringing, and a woman in white. Finally, she managed to escape. There were also stories of Chen Dadan, a college student, hearing strange laughter, ringing phones, and seeing mysterious girls while writing in an old dormitory. There was also the strange story of Li Hao's experience in Room 306 of the university dormitory, from the abnormal phenomenon at the beginning to the plot where he reconciled with the undead and restored peace to the dormitory. In addition, there was also the plot of the short horror story writer, Aitushin, listening to strange music at night while writing, as well as some information related to the novel, such as the author's Night Dog's broadcast during the Ghost Festival. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend " Siheyuan: Reborn in a Flying Era, A Great Doctor's Sincerity." The author's Prawns Are Eggs. This was a novel about urban life. The story was set in a world where Siheyuan was mixed with little women at Zhengyang Gate. The male protagonist, Li Pingan, was reborn into a special era as a doctor. At that time, there was no clear distinction between Chinese and Western medicine. The hospital lacked doctors, surgeons had high subsidies, medicines were scarce, and they relied on imported antibiotics. The female lead is Qin Huairu, Chen Xueru, Xiaolu and so on. 'Hacker Between Fingers' was not bad either. The author was a black keyboard. This was an urban life hacker novel. The main character was a big shot at the beginning, walking on the edge of black and white, and there was a female lead. The book was very creative in naming hacking techniques. Although it was a book from many years ago, it was not very exciting, but it could be used to test poison. The Ninth Gate was an urban supernatural novel written by Xiao Dao Feng Li. The male lead, Song Yue, and other characters were in a world where technology and magic coexisted. The eight stages had collapsed and the heavens had fallen. The male lead was in the ninth stage. The author's three views, writing style, and worldview were not bad. His recommendation index was three stars. " China Entertainment's Heart Moves " and " China Entertainment Begins from Survival Series " were urban entertainment star novels, one about the legendary path of directors and the other about entertainment. They each had their own characteristics. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

He recommended a few novels. " America 1866 ", written by 3SS, foreign history. In 1866, the Chinese workers who built the railway in the United States had a soul 150 years later. " Qin Shi: The System Is Gone After Giving a Newbie Gift Bag " was an oriental fantasy novel created by Fantasy World. In the Qin Dynasty, the male protagonist, Wen Tian, was 19 years old and had the power of fantasy. There were also many female leads, each with their own characteristics. " All Non-Human Creatures Are Afraid of Me ", a light fantasy novel written by Jian. The reborn Xu Mo was 20 years old. She was curious about ghosts, but ghosts were very weak. The female lead, Su Yuqing, was 19 years old. " The First Fairy of the Beautiful Manga " was a fantasy novel written by Shang Qiong Biluo. Ye Wentian was 18 years old, and his only wish was to live forever. There were also other unique characters. " Reborn, Returning to a Small County and Becoming a Wealthy Family " was an urban novel written by a smoking clownfish. After graduating from Luo Yang University, he wanted to return to the small county town and become a wealthy family because his classmates were living comfortably in their hometown. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

Yao Yuchen was his real name. He was born on July 5, 2008 in Shandong's Sunshine. His nickname was Cola and Chenchen. He was a member of the TF family for three generations and a male singer from mainland China. " Oh, My Yao " was equally exciting. Everyone, please click to read it!

Changbai Mountain had a wide variety of specialties, but there was no clear list of the top ten must-buy specialties. However, the following were the more famous specialties of Changbai Mountain: Ginseng, which was a famous ginseng producing area in Changbai Mountain. There were wild ginseng, garden ginseng, and so on. Ganoderma lucidum, which could be used as Chinese medicinal herbs. The original linden tree honey, such as the original linden tree honey of Changbai Mountain. The natural environment of Changbai Mountain was suitable for the growth of Chinese magnoliavine. The medicinal value of rodiola was high in high-altitude areas. The black fungus was like the black fungus of Wangqing County in Jilin Province. Fresh ginseng wine was made from fresh American ginseng and wild ginseng. Blueberry, the natural ecological environment of Changbai Mountain was conducive to its growth; mineral water, the water source was in the hinterland of the original forest of Changbai Mountain, the water quality was pure and rich in a variety of beneficial minerals and trace elements; epimedium, was a traditional tonic Chinese medicine. These specialties could be used as souvenirs or accompanying gifts. Changbai's novel is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

I recommend a few good romance novels. Autumn Wind Bamboo's " Happiness of Marriage " was a romance story about an ancient female emperor. The male and female protagonists joked when they were young. Many years later, the male protagonist proposed to the wrong person and then wanted to please his mother-in-law. The story was very interesting. The Thousand-island Demoness 'Mother! Why don't you change your father?" It was an ancient transmigration story. The vows on the wedding night did not count. The female lead faked her death and the male lead took it seriously. The son came to complain. The plot was very complicated. Big Sister's " Farmer's Daughter-in-law " was a story about the rebirth of a young daughter-in-law from a modern wealthy family. Jian Fanxue's " The Reborn Fierce Wife Revenge " was a modern love story. After the female protagonist was reincarnated into the parallel world with her memories, the female protagonist was called an old lady and interacted with the male protagonist lovingly. The village girl in the city's " Sweet Times: The Widow's Man Is Back " was a modern love story. After the female protagonist transmigrated, she fought with the best and abused the scum. The man who lived a good life came back. It was full of surprises. The novel " Reborn in a Small Mountain Village in the Eighties " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

In some web novels, there was a setting where the opening reward was an ocean. For example, Song Yun obtained the Super Golden Fisherman System. The opening reward was an ocean, and he also obtained the tracking ability of the fish. It was easy to catch fish, shrimps, crabs, and so on. This kind of opening reward was often used to construct a special story background and start the development of the protagonist in a specific environment, such as using the sea to fish and become rich.

After a cold, the tip of the tongue and lips are a little numb. It may be due to secondary infection, drug use, or drug allergy. 1. ** Secondary infection **: If the tongue numbness is caused by other pathogenic bacteria during the cold period, such as glossiness and tonsillitis, you can use antibiotics such as amoxicilin for anti-infection treatment. 2. ** The use of drugs caused **: If it was a cold secondary to a viral infection, the adverse reactions such as numbness of the tongue that occurred when using drugs such as gentamin and streptomaine to fight the infection could generally be alleviated after stopping the drug. 3. [Drug allergy: If you are allergic to certain ingredients in the cold and have symptoms such as numbness in your tongue, you must stop taking the medicine immediately.] In addition, if the tongue is numb due to poor blood flow or blood stasis (and the tongue may turn purple), you can eat more foods with spleen strengthening effects such as apples, cabbage, pumpkin, or carrots to improve the spleen's transportation function. You can also drink more health porridge such as black rice porridge, eight-treasure porridge, millet porridge, etc., which contains high-quality protein and fat to protect the spleen and stomach. At the same time, he should participate in more physical exercise. He should ensure 30 minutes of cardiovascular exercise every day, which could enhance his resistance and immunity and promote blood circulation throughout his body. However, he should pay attention to the balance between work and rest and not do strenuous exercise. During the period of tongue numbness, you should adjust your diet, avoid eating heavy food, add less salt, avoid eating food with high calories and saturated fatty acid, quit smoking and drinking, maintain a positive and optimistic attitude, and avoid excessive mental stress. If the symptoms do not alleviate or worsen, it is recommended to seek medical examination in time to determine the cause of the disease, and at the same time, take medicine according to the doctor's advice. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

[Endless Martial Force]: A game written by Wen Ruo, a virtual online game novel. The main character was a slightly perverted joker who sought death in various worlds, similar to Thriller Paradise. Although it was a work that followed the trend, it was still a good read. The main character was decisive, calm, and very funny. His abilities were abnormal, but his views on life were not right. The novel had its own characteristics as it progressed from an online game to an infinite genre. The beginning was good, but the writing style improved in the later stages. Although there were some shortcomings, it was not bad overall. It was a cool novel with a high recommendation index. The Heart Is Better Than Things, Transcendental and Saintly, a sci-fi futuristic novel written by the Dark Bear. The protagonist was a hacker who had transmigrated into the world of cyberpunk. He was faced with multiple choices of ascension routes and was conflicted between being an evil god or an emperor. There were war hammer elements and various settings. The plot was smooth, but the combat power was a mess. The protagonist had a powerful cheat, but the villains were not strong. Overall, the theme was a plus point. It was considered food. Legend of the Crazy Concubine: An ancient romance novel written by Jin Wucai. The female lead soul returned to the past and didn't want to go crazy again, but things didn't go as she wished. The writing style was not bad, the plot was compact, and the characters were drawn in three-dimensional shapes. It was a fine piece of writing in the ancient language. However, there were still some shortcomings, such as the stiff character creation and the plot, but it was still worth watching. " Entertainment First ": An urban entertainment star novel written by The Forgotten Ring. Parallel World's entertainment industry's fantasy novel had been cut short, but it was still pretty good. It was able to immerse the readers in it and the description of the relationship was very outstanding. However, the protagonist was a little pretentious and the plot description needed to be strengthened. Otaku Mania: An urban supernatural novel written by a country writer. It was a relaxing and interesting novel. The main character, the otaku, obtained the creative synthesis system and created many anime games. It's a combination of imagination. The third-party description is awesome, but it ignores reality. It's finished and has a bad ending. The early stages are exciting. It's suitable for readers who like 2D. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>