Can you share some funny patriotic stories?

" If you have wine today, you will be drunk today " was a classic quote. The complete sentence " If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. If you have worries tomorrow, you will have worries tomorrow." It expressed a kind of mentality of enjoying the moment. In addition, there were also derived phrases such as " Today's wine is drunk, life can't be too tired. If you're not drunk, I'm not drunk. Who's going to sleep on the streets tonight? One tael or two taels to rinse your mouth, three taels or four taels was not considered wine. Five taels, six taels, walk on the wall, etc. were also widely spread. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!

Different lyrics of " Wishing You " expressed different emotions. For example, Huang Jingmei's " Wishing You " was full of wishes for a better life. It expressed the hope that everyone could be treated gently in life and have warmth and happiness. Every line of the lyrics was like a blessing to the listeners, hoping that they could have a better future. Whether it was the warmth of winter, the warmth of spring, or the protection of rain, they hoped that they could feel the beauty of life. There was also a line in " Young Master Heading North " that said," May you have warm winters, may spring not be cold, may you have a lamp at night, may you have an umbrella when it rains, may you be kind, may you meet a good man, may you have warm colors for the rest of your life, and may you have good people to accompany you." This was a wish sent by a young woman when she had a crush on someone and did not get a response. It contained an open-minded feeling that even if the relationship did not go as she wished, she still hoped that the other party's life would be smooth. The lyrics of the other song," Wishing You," expressed the hope that the other party would not get lost in the beginning and end of the years, remember their promise to themselves, love and be loved, be magnanimous during the day, calm at night, and other expectations for a better life. "Coincidentally, Love Is Parting" is also a wonderful novel. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

According to the settings of fantasy novels, Nascent Soul cultivators were powerful. Its lifespan could reach a thousand years, and as long as its Nascent Soul was not destroyed, its body would not die, and its divine sense could be possessed. In the Cultivation world, it was considered to be of the upper middle class. Its body was indestructible and could withstand a small nuclear bomb. Its spiritual sense could cover dozens of kilometers, and its speed was far faster than modern supersonic planes. However, based on the available reference information, there was no clear indication that the Nascent Soul Stage could destroy the world. However, judging from its powerful strength, in the novel world, if there were special opportunities, cultivation techniques, or powerful magical treasures, it was impossible to completely rule out the possibility of destroying the world in the Nascent Soul realm. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

There was a novel called " Rebirth: Returning to 1980 as the richest man, Ye Huan and Xia Yun." Its chapters included content such as domestic violence, returning rice with chaff, and an era that made people want to die. However, there was limited information about the more detailed plot. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The Old Dragon was the Azure Dragon. In many ancient records, the Azure Dragon belonged to the wood family and represented the East. This was the same attribute and symbolic meaning as the Azure Dragon. For example, in the content related to the worship of the stars, the seven constellations of the east, Jiao, Kang, Di, Fang, Xin, Wei, and Ji, combined to imagine the image of a dragon. According to the theory of yin and yang and the five elements to color the five directions, the east was wood, which belonged to cyan. It could be called green dragon or black dragon. In myths and legends, both were regarded as the eastern gods of the four spirits of heaven, so the old dragon was the green dragon. The novel " Flood Dragon " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!

It was not easy to say whether it was good or bad to have immortals on one's body. From the perspective of cultivation, if one had an immortal fate and could improve their temperament under the tempering of immortals, overcome weaknesses such as greed, anger, and obsession, and embark on the right path of cultivation, knowing how to be grateful to heaven and earth, revere gods, and be merciful to help others, then this could be regarded as a good opportunity. The old immortal would use various methods to temper his disciple's temperament. If his disciple could comprehend and grow in this process, he might eventually become a qualified disciple, which would be beneficial to his own cultivation. However, there were many problems in this process. For example, some people, after knowing that they might have an immortal encounter, fell into a state of wild imagination instead of focusing on cultivation. They were confused by various desires, such as greed for divine powers, curiosity about the appearance and origin of immortals, and so on. They even had some absurd thoughts and actions, such as thinking that they were the Law Enforcement Hall, the messenger of death, or the reincarnation of a heavenly god. They were easily criticized by others. Moreover, before they walked out, people with immortal fate might experience many hardships, such as their bodies deteriorating, poverty, and marriage failure. Even if some people were tempered by immortals, they might still be stubborn and unable to play their proper positive role. At the same time, some people in the name of immortals, such as looking at things, guiding the way, etc., may be deceptive or just give people a kind of psychological comfort. From a rational point of view, it can't really solve the problem. Therefore, the complicated situation of having an immortal in one's body could be an opportunity to advance in cultivation, but it could also bring many troubles and negative effects. " Yun Anlu's Body Sacrifice " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to read it!

I recommend Days Without Paimon in Tivat. The author is no longer the Magical Lemon Essence. This was a light novel that was a joke. The protagonist transmigrated to the Tivat Continent and became a firefly when he played the original god. He did not meet Paimon and discovered the shocking truth a year later. There were many characters, the book list was average, and the author was relatively immature. However, the story was about the main character fighting everywhere in Tivat to become stronger and defeat Justice. " Zhu Tian: I'm Too Popular After Divorce " was not bad either. It was an urban novel written by Five Gourds Four Seas. After the male protagonist was reborn and got rid of his ex-wife, he realized that he was super popular. The characters had distinct characteristics, but the readers were a little disappointed with the author's new book. 'The Supreme Dao of the Otherworld', a fantasy novel written by Little Saint. A cultivator exploring the Great Dao in a foreign world. It was a traditional cultivation setting. The plot was interesting, and the reviews were quite good. The World Only I Know was written by Miki. The fantasy novel had a novel setting, and there were many settings that were reversed and confused. However, the second half of the novel was rotten, but it was still worth reading. Horror City was a science fiction novel by Taoist Master Ferocious Tiger. Although the latter part of the story was a little lacking, the front part was very exciting and creative. It was a combination of various elements. I recommend it. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

" Kuotian " and " Taoist Catches Ghosts " were horror ghost story audio novels with 500 episodes. They could be listened to at the host's " Waiting for the Summer Wind." The host was a fan of traditional Chinese culture and opera, and would regularly update traditional Chinese opera programs. However, the time of the live broadcast was not fixed. During the live broadcast, messages would be sent to fans so that they could listen in time. There was also The Last Mr. Yin Yang: Taoist Ghost Hunting: Comedy, performed by Liu Sansheng's team, which could also be chosen. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

I recommend 'I See Young Master Mo is Sick' by Niuniu Mi. This was a modern romance novel, super sweet! The female lead, Chen Qianmo, was a 19-year-old, 168cm, 48kg criminal psychologist. She had high IQ and was good at using microexpressions. The male protagonist, Yu Changmo, was 25 years old, 182cm, and 68kg. He was mysterious and powerful to the outside world, but he doted on his wife. The supporting roles were also very unique, like Luo Duoduo, who was a thousand-faced foodie. The story was about the rebirth of Su Shuang's sweet and doting style. The female protagonist was a bully who solved the case, and the male protagonist was a loyal dog. There was a lot of psychological knowledge in the book. The characters were intelligent, and the style of writing was funny. The male and female leads flirted with each other and had enough dog food. They asked the male lead," Chen Qianmo, can a man kneel on a washboard? Change a durian over." The female lead replied," Are you sick?" It was super interesting. Then, I recommend " The Story of Leaving the Brothel ", an ancient romance novel by Yao Jishan. The female protagonist, Chen Ying, had transmigrated for the second time. She didn't play house fights but solved cases. The male lead, Pei Shu, had a fictional background. The female lead had a cute personality, high martial strength, and even knew how to run a school. Although there were few chapters in the new book, the author's writing style was good, and the opening was very attractive. The plot was closely linked, and the reasoning was meticulous. Those who liked the ancient style of solving cases should not miss it. There was also " I Became the Mother of the Virus ", a sci-fi novel about evolution and mutation. The main character, Xi Baohe, was 23 years old. He woke up as the mother of the virus. His birth point was in the bladder of an unknown creature. Many years later, all the data was shocking. It was very sci-fi novel. " The Little Concubine of Rebirth " was not bad either. It was an ancient romance novel. The female lead, Chen Xiaoxiao, was reborn and became a servant girl of King An's Imperial Residence. She was gentle, kind, optimistic, and persistent. The male protagonist, Murong Sheng, was cold and domineering, and there were other unique supporting roles. The story revolved around whether the female protagonist could keep secrets in the palace. Finally, I recommend Plow Han, a historical novel. The male protagonist, Zhang Chong, traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and became a ploughman. From the perspective of the poor, his three views were correct. Although it was a cheat, it was reasonable. With the Yellow Turban as the starting point, it told the story of the protagonist leading the people's revolution. The writing was good, but the rhythm was a little slow. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

The following is the information of some second-hand houses for sale: - In Optics Valley, the average price of Man Tingchun's Mother-in-law is 14833 yuan/square meter. There are different types of houses for sale. For example, the rating of the relevant real estate agent is 4.4. - In Nanchang, there are 108.58 square meters of 3 bedrooms and 2 halls, facing the south of Mantingchun MOMAU. It is close to high-quality educational resources and the subway. The price is 980,000 yuan (9670 yuan/square meter), 1.05 million yuan (9757 yuan/square meter), and 1.12 million yuan.(10315 yuan/square meter) and other houses with different prices are on sale. There are also 84.08 square meters of 2 bedrooms and 2 halls, with a south-facing price of 880,000 yuan.(10466 yuan/m2);101.81 square meters of 3 bedrooms and 2 living rooms, with a north-south orientation, priced at 1,050,000 yuan (10313 yuan/m2);128.23 square meters of 3 bedrooms and 2 living rooms, with a south-facing orientation, priced at 1,380,000 yuan (10762 yuan/m2);98.65 square meters of 2 bedrooms and 2 living rooms, with a south-facing orientation, priced at 800,000 yuan (8109 yuan/m2). - The average price of the contemporary harvesting and breeding Mantingchun Moma (Mantingchun Garden) is 15446 yuan/square meter. There are three rooms and one living room with a north-south orientation of 101.63 square meters for sale. The novel, Drunken Golden Cup, is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!