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The Laughing Forest is a collection of jokes written by Cheng Shijue in the Qing Dynasty. The following are some of the stories with annotations: 1. ** Mutton and goose ** - The man asked,"Mutton and goose." Why is it so poisonous?" Someone replied,"I've been a vegetarian all my life." - Someone asked,"Why does mutton and goose have such a strong fishy smell?" "It's because I've been a vegetarian all my life," replied another. 2. ** A load of jokes ** - ** Original text **: The scholar was about seventy years old when he suddenly gave birth to a son. Born because of age, that is, age. Soon after, he gave birth to a son who seemed to be able to read and named him learning. The following year, he gave birth to another son. "It's a joke to have a son at such an old age," he said with a smile. Therefore, it was called a joke. The three men were old and had nothing to do. They all went into the mountains to gather firewood. When they came back, the husband asked,"Which of the three has more firewood?" His wife said,"I'm old, but I don't have any knowledge at all. I have a load of jokes." - There was a scholar who was nearly seventy years old. His wife suddenly gave birth to a son. Because he was already old and talented, he gave birth to a son, so he named him "Nian Ji". Not long after, she gave birth to another son. He looked like a scholar, so she named him "Knowledge". In the third year, she gave birth to a son. The scholar laughed."You're already so old, yet you still have a son. What a joke." Hence, it was named 'Joke'. When the three sons grew up, they had nothing to do. The scholar asked them to go into the mountains to gather firewood. When they came back, the husband asked his wife,"Which of the three people gathered more firewood?" "You're old, but you don't have any knowledge at all," said his wife."You have a lot of jokes." 3. ** Lure and avoid ** - ** Original text **: There are snobbish people, every time they go out to meet the crown cover, they will avoid it. When asked why, the man replied,"I give up my parents." He kept doing this, and his companions hated him. When he met a beggar, he followed his example and said,"Give up your parents." "Why do you have such a close relative?" "But all the good ones have been recognized by you," said the man. - There was a vain person who avoided high officials and dignitaries when they passed by. When his companions asked him why he did that, he said,"That's my relative." He had done this many times, and every time, he was like this. The people in the same trade all felt disgusted. Later, he suddenly met a beggar on the road. His companions followed his example and hid beside him, saying,"That beggar is my relative." The vain man asked,"How can you have such a poor relative?" "Because you've recognized all the good ones," said his colleague. 4. ** Originally illiterate ** - The original text of the poem was: A man was inviting a master to teach his son. When the master came, the master said,"My family is poor, and I have been impolite to you. What can I do?" The Master said,"What modesty are you speaking of? There is nothing I cannot do." The host said,"Is it okay to eat vegetables?" "Yes," said the man. The host said,"There is no harvest in the house. I will trouble you, sir, to do all the sweeping of the yard, the opening and closing of the doors, and the cleaning of the yard. Will you do it?" "Yes," said the man. - There was a man who wanted to ask a gentleman to educate his child. One day, a person came to apply for a job. The owner said,"Our family is poor. There may be many places where we are rude to you. What do you think?" The gentleman said,"No need to be so polite. I originally…" 5. ** Sacrifice ** - An instructor who was teaching in the imperial court came out of the imperial court and saw an elephant wandering on the street for a long time, unwilling to leave. When someone asked why, he replied,"I think it would be great if the pigs and sheep we sacrifice to our ancestors were so fat." - ** Translated **:(No special notes, just follow the original text to understand) 6. ** Nothing ** - ** Original text **: Thieves went to various monasteries to steal the divine objects and spiritual hearts. Only the local temples were not taken. When he went to dig, he found nothing. "Look at his turban," he said with a sigh,"and he brought a head. It turns out that there's nothing in his stomach." - ** Note **: Only: General. - Thieves went to every temple to steal the treasures that were placed in the belly of the statue. Only the Land Shop (which should be the Land Temple) had not been stolen. When he arrived at the Earth Temple, he dug out the Earth Lord's stomach and saw that there was nothing in it. He sighed in horror and said,"Look at his turban. It turns out that there is nothing in his stomach!" (Metaphorically, a scholar who wears a headscarf and acts like a well-educated person, but in fact, his stomach is empty.) 7. ** Portrait ** - There was a person who specialized in painting people, but no business came. Someone advised him to draw a picture of himself and his wife, so that others would come and ask him to draw it. The painter did as he said. One day, his father-in-law came to see him. When he saw the painting, he asked,"Who is this woman?" - ** Translated **:(No special notes, just follow the original text to understand)

Mo Bao Fei Bao's "A Lifetime" series included "A Lifetime, Beauty's Bone" and its sister piece,"A Lifetime, Old Jiangnan." "A Lifetime, Beauty's Bones" was adapted into two dramas,"Zhou Sheng as Before" and "A Lifetime." "Zhou Sheng As Before" was heart-wrenching, while "A Lifetime" was sweeter. It told the story of Shi Yi, the top voice actor in the industry, and Zhou Sheng, a chemistry professor who had returned from overseas. They gradually developed a tacit understanding in their interactions, worked together to protect their family's traditional crafts, and decided to accompany each other for the rest of their lives after experiencing hardships. "A Lifetime, Old Jiangnan" was a romance web novel. It was first published and serialised in Jinjiang Literature City on January 19, 2019. It ended on August 25, 2019, with a total of 184932 words. It was about the love story between Shen Ce and Shen Zhaozhao. In both lives, the two were siblings who were not related by blood. The long-cherished wish of the previous life continued into this life and finally achieved a beautiful marriage. The novel made up for the regret of "A Lifetime, Beauty's Bone" to a certain extent. The original novel of the TV series "The Unique Empress of Generals" was called "The Rebirth of the Poisonous Empress of Generals." The original plot was equally exciting. You can click on the link below to read the original novel.

Meili Ancient Town was an important site of the Shang and Zhou Dynasties on the east coast of Taihu Lake. After archaeological investigation and exploration in 2018 - 2019, it was found that it was mainly distributed on both sides of the Bodu River between Taibo Temple and Xinyou Road, Meicun Street, Xinwu District, Wuxi City, covering an area of more than 60,000 square meters. The site was excavated twice, covering an area of 1530 square meters. More than 100 relics such as early ash pits and ash ditches were cleaned up. A large number of printed hard pottery, soft pottery, sand-mixed pottery and primitive porcelain pieces were unearthed. The types of utensils included pots, beans, plates, cauldrons, kettles, etc., with patterns such as rope pattern, ladder pattern, string pattern, etc. Judging from the shape and decoration, some of the pottery pieces had the characteristics of the late Maqiao culture, and some had the characteristics of the Hushu culture. The age of the site spanned from the late Shang Dynasty to the Spring and Autumn Period. The cultural factors included the Maqiao culture, the Hushu culture and part of the Central Plains culture. The discovery of the site provided physical clues for the study of "Taibo Ben Wu". After the discovery of the site, Xinwu District and Meicun Street set aside 500 square meters on the site to build the Meili Ruins Museum, which opened in September 2022. The museum retained 200 square meters of the original state for protection and display.

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Siyang's secondary schools included Jiangsu Province Siyang Middle School, Siyang County Xinyuan Middle School, Siyang County Experimental Junior High School (Old Sizhong), Zhiyuan Middle School, etc. While waiting for the TV series, he could also read the exciting content related to this site!

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If they wanted to buy cultural relics, they needed to ensure that the transaction was legal. In China, the trade of cultural relics was subject to strict laws and regulations. First of all, many cultural relics were prohibited by the state. If the purchased cultural relics were prohibited by the state, reselling them for profit might violate the crime of reselling cultural relics. For example, in the case, Lin, Zhong, and Chen were sentenced to punishment for reselling national Grade 3 cultural relics. Secondly, if you want to buy cultural relics through formal channels, such as in a cultural relic store or participating in a cultural relic auction, you need to follow the relevant regulations. Cultural relics stores needed to meet various requirements such as registered capital, personnel qualifications, business scope, business address, etc., such as registered capital of 2 million yuan, employment of five middle-level cultural relics experts, etc. The requirements for cultural relics auctions were even higher, with registered capital of 10 million yuan, five senior cultural relics experts and one auctioneer. In addition, in addition to meeting the relevant license requirements of the Cultural Relics Bureau, such as obtaining the business license of cultural relics, the business license of cultural relics store, the approval of the establishment of cultural relics store, etc., a deposit of 150,000 yuan must be paid on the platform. Therefore, before taking out all of his assets to buy cultural relics, he must fully understand the relevant laws and regulations to ensure that the purchase was legal and the source of the cultural relics was legal and compliant. He must also carefully identify the authenticity of the cultural relics to avoid being cheated, such as the situation where an old man spent more than 400,000 yuan to buy cheap crafts pretending to be "cultural relics" in the live broadcast room. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>

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