Who can provide humorous cell phone text messages, the funnier the better, short jokes, brain teasers, and so on?

Of course, the following are some humorous text messages and brain teasers: What animal can only have one child a year but can drink a lot of alcohol? The answer was a cat. Why can't pigs go online? Answer: Because there was no typing skill on the Internet. What kind of road can't be taken? The answer was a shortcut. What kind of dish can never be cooked well? The answer was potatoes. Which month has 28 days? Answer: Every month has 28 days. Which word has no face? Answer: Yes. Which letter is the least used among the 26 letters? Answer:O. What kind of fish can never be caught? The answer was a shark. What juice is the most intoxicating? Answer: Orange juice. Which city doesn't have a subway? The answer: New York.