Item: I Swear My Pool Don't Have A Python
Rating: 1.6

FNU_LNULv41yr

2023-01-22 06:03

not worst thing i have read, but it is quite bad. would give it 1.5 stars. there is almost no plot, just snake that is devouring everything and system that is absolutely stupid. this is typical chinese word padded novel. whole story is about snake that must eat to level up, but after initial strong power up, author saw that he would make MC too strong so he drastically nerfed his evolution. half of the novel you will read is MC opening boxes/lottery and system is trolling him with stupid rewards. whole chapters are written with just MC opening boxes to get evolution points just to get enough points to evolve and that evolution is just enough for him to grow 3 meters. also author totally doesnt have sense for math so MC weight totally doesnt make sense for first part of the novel. everything would be forgivable if this was decent comedy, but there is nothing like that here.

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