thunderpants

did you even read it? he issues himself missions back to back, like 5 or 6 times, I will win this duel, so the restriction is what he can do in a day or whoever he can convince to fight.

life was going great, he had a beautiful smart girlfriend, a well off family and good grades, then his senior year disaster struck his family. He is forced to take on the family debt, and the stress hurt his grades as he despaired, when he was rejected from the top schools he no longer felt he was worthy of his girlfriend and broke off contact. He was able to get into a second rate tech school and hit a degree in IT, and he retreated into a mobile game about raising a young man into a wealthy tycoon, with cars money and women, he would play foer hours when laying down and eating gaining weight and bad skin. one day the game said meging with reality, new player added he was shocked to see a status screen pop up with his name. Ding quest lose 15 pounds, reward lung capacity potion, please smile first smile of ach day is rewarded with $200 deposited in your account.

guy transmigrates and gets a altar golden finger if he kills those who,have fate qi (rare people who have fate), he gets hints at hidden treasure or where to steal items to aid his cultivation, he will steal, and murder, and kill anyone in his way, anything to get stronger.

translation and grammatical errors, some of the errors keep you thinking, he is the direct supervisor of Rest and Cedric fathers? the problem, m? they are brothers with same father, different mothers so should have been, he is their fathers direct supervisor, not MC and half brothers fathers. the story is hard to read, author background story is harsh, mc mother is a whole, and father a drunk gambler killed him because the mc refused to hand over his money, he transmigrates, his new life is no better boen to a maid the lord forced himself on, living in a stable, whipped daily and forced to crawl, in the floor and eat out of a dog bowl.

slice of life, you see him interact with his family, he quit his job in the city so he is now living with his old parents, his mother cooks his meals, his father grind his fish and makes bottles of fish bait, the story so far involves his cousins and uncles all who love fishing, he has a system store, he uses to get rich, he buysbgrom the system the cheat items and sells them after he waters them down, super carp bait, I'll mix it with water and resell it.

slapstick comedy, MC: no get away you evil porcupine! rips his pants off and goes after his behind, stab ahh, why again! stranger passing by, it's a pervert run! I'm no pervert dam my pants and underwear were ripped off again, women shrieks yelling pervert and throws her Starbucks coffee at the mc. I need clothes oh a beach store better then nothing, mc leaves the store wearing a tank top, beach shirts flip flops and beach hat, child sees mc, oh is that uncle going to the beach at night?

If you can get past the opening chapters is a decent read, it's the flower thief after him, flower thief why are you by force plucking flowers when you carry this much silver, (flower means virgin) the word play etc and banter was not a good opening well to me anyway. MC has a system, in a world over fun by evil spirits and demons, and demon cultivators, killing g release evil Qi which he can absorb to increase his skills and cultivation.

Avatar mixed with cultivation, the earth federation discovers a new world, one with cultivators, in 1 hour of landing the entire federation exploration fleet is destroyed. the Earth federation builds bases and steals DNA to create "Avatars", and clones, using medical techniques to modify their own DNA. MC is regular 20th century human whom finds a strange ring and when he dies from cancer wakes up in a teenage body missing half his head, the ring heals the bullet wounds but missing chunks of the brain, his memories are fragmented of the original host body. the ring can absorbs the ghosts of others allowing him to ask them for their skills. the problem I have is the plot armor, example the officer next door is murdered and the ghost asks him to investigate, he goes to his closet and has a diving suit etc.. he can use to do Ghost missions so they will teach him skills.

story about a physiology impaired individual in a zombie outbreak, the story starts out with his dying mother handing him a teddy bear and saying once he grows up to a fine young man she will return and this teddy bear will be his friend until she returns, his new step mother torturing him and whipping him daily, and thenhorrible,the horrible, accident where he is the only survivor. He has a routine zombie outbreak or no, hi Mr. Butcher oh you are a zombie now, chop (zombie head) hmm 5 pounds of pork meat, at $2 a pound that's $10 dollars, I put the money on the counter, have a good day Mr. Butcher.

dying in front of his computer screen and transmigrating into the body of a fallen family as a infant, his aunt the young mistress of the family, had to flee in the middle of the night sustaining wounds while carrying him pursued by the imperial cavalry, but enemies had already captured him and poisoned him, if not for a tripod emitting warm and keeping the poison In check, he would,have long died, and he and his aunt live in hiding, when the tripod reacts to a mistrial arts masters he knows his golden finger has come.