Hogwarts : Max Level Unforgivable Curse
system , Hogwart, dark lord wanabee, comedy
Dylan: "By Voldemort, I just happen to have mastered the Unforgivable Curses at max level, that's all! Please believe me, I’m really a good kid. Just look at what I’ve done at school!"
Professor McGonagall: "Are you referring to the fact that you defeated an entire gathering of Death Eaters with a hundred Imperius Curses per second, or that you’ve been casually controlling a horde of Dementors like they’re your pets?"
Dylan: "No, no! What I mean is, there’s not a single book in the library I haven’t read! I’ve aced every class, mastered every spell—even Voldemort was taken down by my Unforgivable Curses!"
Professor McGonagall: "Oh, yes, and now that cult of lunatics wants to crown you as the next Dark Lord!"
Dylan: "Merlin’s beard, Professor, isn’t that an easy fix? One Avada Kedavra to wipe out all those Death Eaters, and no one’s going to want me as their Dark Lord anymore!"
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