Holyhandgrenade

🧐 children often turn out best when raised because no one is quite sure weather ovoid or square headed babies do better in life so no one is quite sure which babies are perfect enough not to need that parent or if parenting should be taken as something so obvious god or the universe didn't feel the need to tell anyone because claiming wisdom or perfection never turned out bad for anyone.... right?

if he's acting on instinct he's being very verbose especially considering the time constraints and obstacles involved in traversing any kind of bus faster than someone can aim and fire a weapon. If it's spoken aloud his priorities are noble but not honest. If it's in his head he's either dedicated to a life with these ideals front and center or is indoctrinated past reason and doesn't have a life to care

why she even tries to taste things. lol.....wait is that why she has no reservations about tasting strange things or the sense of anyone who isn't a toddler

this is a lot of drama for a sand box and kick to story progression

an appearance a five year old wishes for in the future that isn't abstract or centered around grossly exaggerated aspects of beauty whilst neglecting others? the kid is either going to end up a replica of someone they idolize with an emphasis on the child's perspective looking up at their idol, a muscular gorilla with small legs, fatal back pain and the inability to fit their hips through doors, a cartoon character in this case a scarecrow reminiscent of puppets from traveling entertainers, or a harpy because some kids are easily drawn in and the pretty birds may be one of the few things they find beautiful in places like a kings landing slum

she must love the vampires

he only had one everything else was him compensating. lol

imagined walking listlessly into a city park where he throws a stone into a nearby pond as a cliche addendum to his contemplation experience only to break immersion when it sinks into a car window instead of a pond

the elder wand just shivered in fear. lol

if mortal reasoning holds then he wants something and the MC is an easy mark that is understandably naive to the dangers of the afterlife having no experience with dying before