BattleLord

Wang Teng: [proudly] I call it the Six-Winged Debil Insect Gu Worm! Round Ball: ⚽️ [palm to dome face] Seriouslym that’s the best name you could think of!? Well don’t expect me to feed and walk it… your pet, your responsibility.

Wang Teng: [shocked] …

Parkers Family: [crying] All those beautiful flames are slipping out of reach… Grandmaster Hua Yuan: [joyful] Look, even the Parkers Family are weeping with joy 🤩. How grand is our Saint Wang Teng?

Wang Teng: Ouch, Ouch, Ouch! Everyone: [cheering] He’s alive! Beautiful Babes: [kissing his cheeks] Oh you poor thing… [spurting blood 🩸 🩸 🩸] [BOOM] Wang Teng: [sadness] How is this possible? A drop of my perfect blood destroyed the universe! I know that I’m going to be blamed when it wasn’t my fault I my perfect ’virgin’ body is vulnerable to sexy woman kissing me and rubbing there breasts on me. Wang Teng: [utter joy] The good news… I can see a universal of attribute bubbles have dropped. I will be the most powerful man in the universe! Round Ball: ⚽️ Look around Wang Teng there’s nobody left but you so congratulations on achieving your dream. Wang Teng: [glowing in satisfaction] Thank you for your adoration and quickly start looking for resources that may have dropped.

Thank you for your kind words.

Are Yeti even allowed to get drivers licenses!? Driving Instructor: Mr. Ice, using ice to “slide” into a parking space is not the approved method of parallel parking.

Virtual Universal Sports Announcer: [whispering] This is the final drive of Dragon Woods, of this amazing Univeral Masters. He’s T’ing up, the green is a dogleg to the left behind that bunker of asteroids with a strong solar wind blowing off the chaotic sea on the left of the course. There’s the swing, it’s another stellar shot, heading straight to the … Virtual Universe News Announcer: [exited] We interrupt our broadcast to bring you live the outstanding performance of our God Contract recipient’s performance at the Secondary Career Competition for the younger generation. This competition is limited to those under 300 years, but our God Contract holder Wang Teng is under 30 years. He is in the process of being a SAINT and tanking a saint level calamity in person! That’s right I said, “IN PERSON”! Virtual Universe Board Members: [standing nervously] … Virtual Universe Chairman: [calmly stating] We either made the greatest mistake signing this contract or our greatest achievement. Either way we will know if lightning strikes…

This is a new ability! Probably came with the cloning ability. I wonder if he can switch with his devouring clone in the dark universe?

Ok, Saint of the Poison Career path… how does this translate into the Medical Career path? I’m guessing this is why the Medical and Mining Career paths have no Saints. I don’t think Rune Crafters have calamity events either, unless it’s a lightning rune matrix. 😂 So that leaves Blacksmithing and Alchemy career paths with a history of saint level calamities yer to come.

Yao Che: [static buildup] What’s going on? Wang Teng: [calmly waiting] Nothing to worry about, it’s just my Clones calamity is at another level than yours… Everyone: [shocked] …