BattleLord

Vampires get blamed for everything… I got bite marks on my neck, does anyone blame the dog or cat> nope = vampire I have an allergy to sunlight, vampire Woman find me irresistible, no that one is all me <wink><wink>

Wang Teng, Lu Yan is looking pretty good out there. Maybe you should reconsider that offer to put a baby in that warrior. While looking for the perfect gif, I stumbled upon this one and it’s just so wrong…

Gabriel, you are a member of the Parkers Family. Don’t be concerned, you more than qualify to me Wang Teng’s enemy. Perhaps it is not too late to switch secondary careers to coffin making.

Wang Teng: How was that?…

Wang Tang: Slash, Slash, Thrust [yawn] Boring [Slash, Slash, Thrust] Dan Liu: [10% enraged] Stop calling out my attacks before I make them. It’s very annoying and distracting. Wang Teng: [calmly suggesting] Then try something different from the Swing, Thrust, Slash combo you are about to perform. [Swing, Thrust, Slash] Dan Liu: [30% enraged] Don’t blame me for taking advantage [summoning domain] Wang Teng: Interesting… I was hoping you would have some challenging or a trump card or two. Dan Liu: [75% enraged] Die! [swing, slash, stab, thrust, feign, swing, swing, swing] Wang Teng: [after image fading] Excellent effort, hopefully you are not tiring out? Dan Liu: [99% enraged] I will not allow you to exist in the same universe as me. [dark force building] Wang Teng: [evil grin] [lightning slap appearing] Hold that thought… my turn. [slap] [Slap] [SLAP] [BANG!] Wang Teng: [shocked] Ah! That’s going to leave a mark. My apologies.

Finally! A grudge match between Wang Teng and Dan Liu. Cosmos stage protagonist protected by plot armour verses Heaven stage villain infused with Dark Forces

Le Yan: [fighting within Wang Teng’s battle circle] If we win this battle will you make me your fiancé? Wang Teng: [battle crys] I have already passed our marriage to Gu Luo, if he’s lucky, he will marry you and all other contenders. Gu Luo: [swinging his sword] I am not very happy about this bet either Le Yan, the Ge Family always honours its debts. Le Yan: [battling like a fury after discovering the bet] I am not a trophy to be handed out as a prize to the winner! Wang Teng: [bang] You are actually a consolation prize, I am more interested in the Le Family legacies. Grandmaster Hua Yuan: [excitedly commenting] Wang Teng you are being a little ruthless. If I were 300 years younger I would marry a beautiful woman like Le Yan. Wang Teng: [sudden idea] Grandmaster Hua Yuan, are you interested in joining the bet, how about this, if you kill more Dark Apparitions than me, you win the Le Family legacies, if you kill more than Gu Luo, you win Le Yan, and if you lose the bet, you will provide Gu Luo and I with a alchemy recipe of our choice. Le Yan: [bang, bang, bang, in a rage] What do I get if I win! Wang Teng, Gu Luo, Grandmaster Hua Yuan [looking at each other and laughing] You marry the looser…

Wang Teng has often turned the battlefield with his rune arrays, and the secondary-career alliance should have thousands of grandmasters here. Where are they… nevermind, I think I know the answer. Grandmaster #1: [arguing] We need to build a Dark Souls Apparition Cleasing Array! Grandmaster #2: [yelling] The Nine Lightning Dragon Array is the better choice! [Hundreds of arguing grandmasters later] Grandmaster #101 [panting] So it’s agreed, write your choice of array on your ballot and put it in the ballot box. Remember to follow the 100 rules we agreed upon. [drum spinning] Grandmaster #1001: [excitedly drawing the winning array] We are going to be casting the Ten-Tails Python Array! Grandmaster #1002: [questioning] Isn’t that a poison array that will kill indiscriminately all warriors on the battlefield? Grandmaster #1003: [wisely offering] I think we should form a committee to review the arrays submitted and choose the best one. Empty the drum and everyone submit a grandmaster’s name and put it in the hat. Remember you can’t vote for your self, your family or your faction. [drawing from the hat] Grandmaster #10,001 : [confused] The winner is Wang Teng? Who the hell is Wang Teng… (the runemaster competition was ongoing)

Wang Teng should ensure the Parkers Family doesn’t survive this battle. Since the public is watching through the Virtual Universal transmissions he needs to be careful. He can’t let the Parkers Family become heroes. He also has to watch his back as this is a perfect opportunity to end him. I can’t wait to read how the author presents this sidebar to the main battle.

Great Elder Dan Chen: [curious] Wang Teng, why are you sighing? You and Bai Xian'er are doing an excellent job protecting everyone. Don’t be afraid, we can handle five Dark Titans [gulp]. Wang Teng: It’s just that I haven’t defeated anything as powerful as a Dark Titan since I was constellation level. My cosmos abilities are pretty much untested against only five Dark Titans. Gu Luo: [eyes lighting up] Wang Teng, you are too amazing, I’m betting you can defeat a Dark Titan! Wang Teng: [seeing opportunities] Gu Luo, I’ll take that bet, if I win, you have to marry Le Yan and all the other women these core families are trying to arrange. Gu Luo: [shocked] If you loose? What do I win? Wang Teng: [grinning mischievously] If I loose, dead men do not have to get married. Though I have a few pets and slaves that will need looking after, so their soul contracts will be yours. Gu Luo: [concerned] Are you sure you are not going on a suicide mission just to avoid marriage? Great Elder Dan Chen: [concerned] Saint Wang Teng, you are too valuable and full of potential, if you really don’t want to get married, just say NO! I promise to protect you from any retaliation from the core families. There’s no need to throw your life away. Wang Teng: [surprized] Why do you all think I am going to loose to a Dark Titan? Fine, I will defeat more than one. Everyone: […]