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Return of the Failed Football Prodigy

Blaise Atkinson once had the world of football at his feet. At 13, he was one of the most highly touted football academy youngsters in the world. At 17, he’s kicked out… At 22, he’d clawed his way back to the top and he also became England’s World Cup winning free kick hero. At 23, he was a Premier League team captain. At 32… well… things hadn’t gone according to plan… and he was a ‘washed up’ free agent that had lost both his legs from an accident. Things took a massive turn when he woke up with his legs intact…

Konkey_Dong · 竞技

4.5

79 Chs

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Gorilla

Sometime around 2000 years ago, the first Ascension flower bloomed underneath the all-encompassing World Tree. Its blossoming gave rise to a new race of humans. The Ascendants, more aptly called animal shifters, or Ani-shifters. According to human records, the first Ani-shifter appeared after eating the first Ascension flower, a bright devilishly purple flower, enabling him to evolve and gain a human form, and granting him power beyond any being's imagination. He then wreaked havoc on the hinterlands of the human territories bordering the World Tree's territories. As the dust settled, the irrevocable fact started the ever growing divide between the new breed of human hybrids and the pure humans. Today, Ascension flowers have become hot commodities for all three groups. Animals are wired to want and eat the flower even if it costs them their lives, by some of the lingering primal instincts in their genes. Shifters defend those flowers with their pride, and lives, for their animal brethren to take a bite. Meanwhile, humans take Ascension flowers for both their own benefit, and to stop the advance of the rising Ani-shifter kingdoms. Draken Alpha was one of the greatest prodigies of the pure human race and was already one of the Ten Legion Commanders of the unstoppable Sunset Legion at a young age. His unparalleled ruthlessness, and adaptability made him among the most fearsome human generals to face in a battlefield. An ambush for a newly spawned Ascension flower turns his world upside down and thrusts him straight into the world of the other side. ******* Chapter length - 1k words minimum Cover is the legendary gorilla Harambe, shot down in Cincinnati Zoo a few years ago. RIP. Thanks for reading!

Konkey_Dong · 奇幻

分數不夠

22 Chs

Journeyman's Next Journey

The National Basketball Association. It was the holy grail, the greatest desire, the final destination, of every aspiring basketball player on the planet. It was the place where dreams are born, and heroes are made. Tremaine Mills was one of the thousands of basketball players that embarked on the arduous path to the NBA. But just like countless athletes before him, he failed to live his NBA dream. His talents instead took him to the wildest destinations across the globe, where he honed his craft and took chance after chance he could to get to the NBA. And then he was a 37 year old veteran journeyman at the end of his career... At the end of his last championship run as a basketball pro… he collapsed. Next thing he knew, he was in his freshman dorm room, waking up to the sight of two naked friends of his! With his decades of experience as a pro, Tremaine will once again walk the long, arduous road to the NBA! Will Tremaine get there this time? *** Chapter word count: 1000-1500 words I'll do my best to keep up at least 6-7 chapters a week!

Konkey_Dong · 竞技

4.7

49 Chs

So What if I Failed as a Hero?

The protagonist was once a force enough to destroy the world when he’s younger, but now, he’s regressed to a day-to-day worker! How the hell did it end up like this? Follow our ugly, and annoying MC on his misadventures to the path of redemption! Well… I’m not forcing you… but maybe I can scam you by adding an annoying, rowdy cast! Tell me, aren't you enticed with that summary? Hmmm… no… who am I kidding… let me do it again… since that doesn’t sound too enticing... In a world where Superhumans are revered as saviors (and idols), our protagonist was once standing at the pinnacle. But that was when he’s younger. Now, he’s a forlorn part-timer working multiple jobs to make ends meet. He’s also out of shape, and doesn’t look the least bit like the world-beating Superhuman he once was. What happened here? Follow him… uhhh… I don’t have a name for him yet… in his misadventures towards the path to redemption! Even if he’s still armed with the ridiculous power of his youth, he still has to get his life together! Throw in a cast of misfit idiots with dumb powers, and his annoying tale is born! ~~~ I'm just a random gorilla studying in the city, shitposting is my daily hobby, but it seems like I've picked up another. Anyway, come one, come all, I'm selling my supply of bana— huh? No way!!! You won't get even a banana peel from me! If you can bear to take this virtually annoying ride with me, I welcome you. (Drop your stones, I like being stoned... OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE IT!!! I'm a collegiate gorilla, my mom will kill me by stoning!!!) Arigato?! Special thanks to plumber with a red hat. Cover is a free to use stock photo.

Konkey_Dong · 奇幻

分數不夠

20 Chs