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What? I'm bored.

I just write stuff when I'm bored, dont judge me. Marvel World, 3 wishes, Amazo, Arc of Embodiment and Doomsday.

Ryan_Colman · 漫画同人
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56 Chs

40. Almost done.

"I already left, I've killed 4 super powered villains in the past hour, I've also stolen all the data from Oscorp and confirmed Norman Osborn is the Green Goblin that's been flying around committing crimes." I say dropping the 4 dead bodies onto his floor with a boom.

"Jesus christ." He says looking over the massive forms of Rhino and Doc Croc.

"Yeah, anyway here's the data I collected." I toss him a separate usb. "Anyway have fun I'm going to go and have lunch."

I head out of his office and head for the mess hall ignoring his calls for me to come back and move the dead bodies off his floor.

Bitches got a subway in house.

"Uh can I get a foot long teriyaki chicken on herbs and cheddar bread." I ask the worker.

"You want it toasted?" he asks.

"Yeah."

I wait for him to pop it into that little toaster oven, need to get me one of them bitches.

"What do you want on it?" He asks after the little ding.

"Lettuce, black olives, and sweet onion sauce. More sauce please." I request.

"Anything else?"

"I'll just make that a meal, can I get the white chocolate chip cookie?" I ask grabbing a bag of bbq chips.

"Total is $9.45." he rings me up and passes my cookie and cup while I swipe my card.

I sit down at one of the tables and enjoy my chicken teriyaki sandwhich.

I wonder how they are going to get that 2 ton body of rhino out of Fury's office? Hehe.

A new agent suddenly enters before walking towards me. "Orders from Fury you are to go and arrest Norman Osborn." he says slapping the paperwork on the table.

"Guess what buddy boy, since you interrupted my lunch you get the short end of the stick and get to come with me." I wrap up the other half of my sandwhich. "Pick another motherfuck in the room we leave in 20 seconds."

He points to another guy who was listening in and gets a dirty look.

I open up a portal in an alley and the trio walks through. Me still holding my sandwhich bag and coke.

They look around in shock and confusion before following me towards the building.

I walk right up to the secretary. "Is Norman Osborn in?" I ask.

I had already scanned the building and confirmed it.

"Yes, one moment.." She says seeing the badges and guns.

"No need."

I walk over and press a button on the elevator with the other two agents behind me.

I sip my coke quietly and listen to the elevator music and do a little mind manipulation. Not on the agents oh no.

The elevator dings and we walk out into another waiting room and head for a pair of large wooden double door which I promptly kick open ignoring the secretary.

"Normal Osborn you are under arrest!" I call out.

Hes just sitting there with a mad look on his face. "Nyaaahh see, you'll never take me alive coppers!" he says in an old gangster voice and pulls out a gun and starts firing.

Yep I had mentally manipulated Norman Osborn.

"Oh no, he has a gun and is fighting back." I say calmly before sipping on my coke as the two agents jump for cover.

Norman is cackling madly while I look around for the cameras and toss my empty cup on the floor and pull out my gun.

I feel two puny bullets impact my chest and do absolutely fuck all.

"Oh no I've been shot, medic." I say in a still calm voice before aiming my gun at the man and blowing out his left lung and probably heart. He flops to the ground and dies rather quickly.

"Alright you two fuckboys get security recordings, he pulled a gun and shot first. I'm going to go and finish my sandwhich." I tell the two agents and flick the empacted bullets off my chest to the floor.

The agents quickly start making calls and then doing as I instructed meanwhile I'm sitting on the secretaries desk eating the other half of my sandwhich.

Soon shield agents have swarmed and closed down the building. Norman is carried out in a body bag. While I just sit to the side and watch.

My phone starts exploding in my pocket.

"Yullo?" I answer mouth full of sandwhich.

"You were supposed to arrest Osborn not kill him!" Fury roars through the phone.

"I was under pressure and he pulled out a gun and started firing. I had to act quick I was even shot." I explain before taking another bite of my sandwhich.

"I saw the video feed, you just stood there and drank a soda!"

"Yeahhh, it was getting warm so I had to act fast." I confirm.

I hear the sounds of someone trying to calm down a burning rage and smirk.

"Whatever, saves us court time. Now get your ass back here and get this dead fucking rhino out of my office." He shouts.

"Sorry, I cant do that. I'm all the way in central New York and I'm supervising, oh no an agent just dropped some vital evidence! Gotta go!" i say casually.

"Ryan!!!"

*Click*

i turn towards the mortified secretary. "Cookie?"

She just shakily accepts the cookie as i watch them go through Norman's personal computer and pull out even more incriminating evidence. Sadly they cant find any other evidence as it must have been disposed of earlier today.

Meanwhile I supervise and I may have gathered even more evidence in the form of highly expensive research equipment that may or may not be forgotten to be logged. I somehow also found a pound of cocaine in Norman's desk that totally wasnt planted by me, no sir.

I also didnt ignore my phone being blown up by an irate shield director with a 2 ton dead rhino in his office.

Ah it's good being a federal agent.