Takes One to Know One
"You-! You are a pervert, aren't you?" Tao was so red he felt like he was on fire. Blood coursed through his veins as he counted to three and dragged his gaze away from down south and back to the blue depths that mimicked the deep oceans.
The gaze was mesmerising, disarming - it was impossible to pull away.
"I don't understand the mortal term, little pirate," the merman deadpanned, quite serious despite the smile lingering on his lips.
"This-" the guy waved at his privates and Tao found himself staring at it once more to his own dismay. "-is merely a way of me presenting my blessings to potential mates and competitors. All other merpeople do the same."
"... You are all perverts." Tao decided. Not that he minded the view, but it was goddamn distracting right about now!
"But it is working, isn't it?"