LANCE
I take a deep breath and calm myself. I think back on the first time Magnus told me about the Faeries. Telling me the Aufs are slaves of them.
Back then, I didn't reflect on how strange it was.
"Yeah, Faeries. Faeries." I said.
"Okay, Faeries. Faeries." He repeats. "Are you saying those tattooed cannon guys are Faeries?"
"Uh huh."
"So not a chick?"
"Yep."
"No sexy leaf costumes and big boobies?"
"What? No!"
"No small wings and pixie dusts like Tinkerbell?"
"What the -"
"No sexy leprechauns and hot goblins in two piece bikinis?"
I put a hand up. "Sorry to break it up to you but Faeries we're up against aren't sexy. They're too deceptive and cunning, doesn't have boobies like Tinkerbell - wait last time I check Tinkerbell is flat chested."
"No she's not -"
"They also don't wear sexy costumes. Anyway, forget about your fantasies about them and learn to accept the truth."