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The British Coprolalia Incunabulum

作者: SausageBoy
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My name Jeff! 21

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Chapter 1Chapter 1: British Encounter

Helo my name is sausage boy i am here to teell you a realife love story that happened to me

i was walking to coop to tell them that coop lemonade is bad value. i love to drink milk i travel far and wide to find the finest udders in britian from british cow i then suckle and get sum milk

ooh scrummy yummy

but then i was walk into male, he was 7ft tall, and was a british german it was famous british celebritiy adolf hutler omggggg!!!!!!!!im in 1939 britian he then tore off his shirt and decesnd into the ground he had a thick massive earlobes i inspected ghis dapperness how dapper awesome poggers moment i stan

'what are you doing ere?' i ask him lactating he then tore iof his shirt and said 'i donut know'

i asked him if he would like to go to the british cow to get british milk from the british udders of the british cow.

He then tore off his shirt and replied with 'ok sure'

we then became dapper sirs as hitler tore his shirt of he is very cold so we go to the the charity shoppp to buy fine china and asbestos clothin.

what a nice walk the sceneriry was veryy nice and makes you want to pee hitlerer then withdrawn his shirt and became british claw that is weird say sasage boy where da british charity shop their is only english charityb shup :(

i am sad and amgeryey ande you are ridiculus a perevt and a twat sasasasag boy then reduced to milk and became asbestos yummy. hitler then comforted sasage bouy in his arms he is 8ft tall and his muscles are strong like british soup. conmsume. where is joe ask meaty boy hitler then removed his shirt and exposed his 17 pack abs he has irritable bowel syndrome :(

Who is joe asked hitler delicatly removing his own garment that is for the upper body made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, and possess buttons down the front. how saucage boy then becum trollface umadbro MLG!!!!!!!!! british trollface here's where the fun begins circumcised XD

Salamiboy then say lets go to british charity that is in britian

mety boy and hitler british footballer he is above average hight and dislikes premarital sex what a gud guy then walk all the way through england to the britian. they see amazing sights like leaning tower of pizza, mount everest and the coop.

but they had to stop as they witnessed a big red combine harvester big red combine harvester big red combine harvester chug chug chug chug chugging along hutler will then create that song in 1975 and will become popular amongst the cool youth ijn the 1990s and the 2000s Radical!

wassssssssssssup lidl had discount on moby dicks we shall remeber that as this will be important and necessary in the future as this isw crucialto the plot and story.

ha;fway across englund they are in birmingham and they ask for danny g he is n0ot here rite now as this is just smetwick birmingham he actuwallu lives in the british smethwick birming sussy boy knowns this afterallhe is sausagesusboy and he knows britun very well. hutler was surprised that danny lived in britan aqnd cant waight to have chest torture HUYler also removes his kidney in a sexy way uwu

'britan is far away' say susboy 'and is an awesiome place cuz is a realplace unlike earth that place doesnt even exist wut the fricking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' hutler then wagged =his finger at sussyboy then removed his 3d printed kneecaps donut swear } :( suusy boy was imposter and nut reall sussy boy and they removed there foreskin to reveal that it was not italian pork sausage boy and was actually Keemstar !!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's get right into the news!!!!!!!!!!!

what is Keemstar doinnh here he just goin to shop he was pretend to be vegan susageboy hutler didnt relise the differene and did not now that Keemstar was the impersonator from popular hit game amongus this isnt wholesome keanu reeves big chungus 100. :(

Keemstar then does a little trolling he is also a gnome. my name is a jeff...

hutler then lactyaes out of horror!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also maybe removes a little shirt showing 6ft wide thights and eyebrows 0_o)

Where did cumberlandsausage boy go?????????????...

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