Disclaimer: This story contains detailed scenes of sex, bloody and brutal combat, torture, and other crazy stuff. Read at your own risk. - In my life, I don't think I've offended any cosmic entity, especially not to the point of it killing me. At least the entity was kind enough to reincarnate me after his mistake. Although I admit that Westeros wasn't my first choice, at least I have a system for living peacefully. What, did you expect me to aim for the crown or to go and help "the mother of dragons"? Hell no, I just want to be rich and prosperous.