Suicide to living the dream in Marvel.

Well hello, there let me introduce myself before we get this story started.

My name is James Wilson, live an average life wake up, laze around till I'm forced to go to work, then come home thinking about dying.

I lived like that for twenty-two years until I finally stopped being a pussy and killed myself in a way, after having a breakup with my girlfriend. We were together for three years, and you know what I learned about girls they only care about three things looks, money, and status. So after having my heartbroken I decided to end my life which I've always kinda wanted to do.

The way I went out wasn't anything big I just walked into a police station and with my father's gun in my hand shot at everyone I could see until they shot me down.

I was too much of a pussy to kill myself so I just decided to do that.

'You know what I was thinking when I was being shot down?'

'Wtf didn't I do this sooner life sucks and I'm stupid for living this shitty life.'

That's how I went out in a way I like to call suicide others may see it differently though, who cares. But most importantly the day I learned that I really should've killed myself sooner.

I woke up in a pink room, did I mention I hate pink. And sitting right in front of me is what I like to call a hot milf.

[insert hot milf here]

The first thing I was thinking when I saw her was she looks too perfect and I hate it. Anyways let's see what she has to say.

"Hello, can you tell me where I am right now because that would be helpful, and also why tf everything pink."

"Yes I can let me introduce myself first though, my name is Lynn. And right now you are in my home."

"I am here to grant you three wishes, and a world setting of your choice, you can customize it however you like, you can also customize your body as well."

"I know you have a lot of questions but let me answer a few of the most obvious questions first, yes you will keep your memories, know you don't have to do anything special like someone kinda mission for me, and third you aren't special in anyways, once everyone dies by killings themselves they are sent to one of the many gods in the world and granted three wishes sometimes more depending what they did with your life and fourth your life was kinda sad which isn't really a question but I was just stating it."

'While this milf in front of me was talking and pretty much answer every question I had, I had one thought going through my head. What kinda powers should I wish for and what world should I go with.'

"Lynn I was wondering if there were any limitations on my wishes like if I asked to become a god and I'm assuming you are a god as well if I'm correct."

"Yes I am what you call a god James, and yes there is a limitation to your wishes which I forgot to mention you can't wish to become a god, that's about the only limitation."

After hearing what she said I started thinking about what I wanted to wish.

'Okay got my first wish it has to be Regeneration evolution, with unlimited potential.'

'For my second wish, I need something that would keep me alive like a healing factor.'

'If so then I would want the healing factor of the MadCap, Deadpool, and X-23. If that's possible I'm pretty much immortal unless my body is destroyed but that may not even work.'

'Third I want a copy and paste ability with a system that allows me to combine the abilities I steal.'

"Lynn I've decided my wishes and I hope you can be lenient for me."

"I know your wishes already, and I do say your wishes added together are way more than three but I'll allow it because it doesn't matter to me."

"Now please customize your body, and the world you want to go to."

'Hmm that's easy I always love reading solo leveling so might as well make my body look like Sung Jinwoo. and for customizing the world might as well be born into a rich family, fuck it I'll be Tony Starks brother, with 51% of the shares in Stark Industries, Tony gets 43% and the rest random. I want to be born after Tony, always wanted to know what it felt like to be the younger kid in the family.'

'Then for name Ryan Stark might as well I always loved Deadpool and also I hated my name so influencer who loved so say hey sisters and likes young boys just ruined my name for me. The rest of the stuff can be random. But I want this to be MCU so sorry X-Men you will be missed.'

"Lynn I'm done and ready to be reborn, also thank you for this opportunity I appreciate it."

"Thanks for the gratitude but everyone gets this opportunity so no need to thank me and off you good"

*snap.

And the last thing I notice is a snap* before I woke up inside a dark cramp space with a light at the end of the tunnel.