Reincarnated as a Charmed Witch

(A/N note that everything Mc thinks is also technical being spoken aloud because fluffy sofa women is able to read his mind like listening to an audio book with hyperthymesia)

Waking up, I looked up from the ground where I was laying and saw a woman in a fluffy sofa chair.

'Ahh, my head, what happened?'

"Well, you didn't look both ways when crossing the street and got ran over by a drunk driver." -fluffy sofa woman

"What do you mean I?" 'Ahh, my head hurts like a b***h.' "Wait, did my thoughts just get Censored what the f**"- unnamed

"Yes, and I would prefer if you didn't cruse it's very annoying." - fluffy sofa women

"What, how is it being censored?" -unnamed

"Well, you are in my domain, and I simply bent the laws here to censor curse words. now to get onto why you are here. I was bored, and one of my friends had told me about how they reincarnated someone with a few wishes and how fun watching their adventures was, so I decided to do the same and reincarnate someone, and that person is you so you get 4 wishes make them count."

"Ah ok let me think for a few moments to figure out what I want to wish for." 'ok, so I get four wishes, but before i think of wishing for something for overpowered I need to make sure my survival is assured ok so wish for a perfected healing factor that heals all my injuries with the side effect of eternal youth, my muscle memory constantly improving to more efficiently use the energy in my body, and my muscles never deteriorating, as well as never being able to forget anything."'

"Hmm, well, I can do that. very well now what is your next wish."- fluffy sofa lady

'Oh yeah, that's right, you can hear my thoughts ok, so my next wish would be for electrokinisis that is branded onto my soul so that it can never be taken away from me."

"I can do the eletrokinisis part, but the never being taken away thing is iffy especially where I'm reincarnating you but like all being if you become proficient enough in it it can never be taken away, I can at least put a minor protection on your power so that it isn't taken away."- fluffy sofa lady

"ok for my next wish. I need something to help keep me sane and satisfy my sweetooth. Can you give me an infinite bag of refilling twin snakes?'

(Twin Snakes is a gummy candy that is both sweet and sour.)

"That's it an infinitely refilling bag of cheep candy. ok, I guess I'll give it to you."

'ok, I'm on my last wish. I gotta make this one count. Hmm, what do I need? I need music, but if I ask for a phone, I'm 110% sure I'll missplace the phone at some point i got it.' "Please, for my last boon, give me an ark implant with every song made by every artist on my world up to when I died as well as the entire emgram tree of ark survival evolved with an A.I. included to help me select and listen to the songs I want to listen to."

"Hmm, the engram tree is a bit much, I think. Instead, I'll give you a sentiment A.I. with its prime directive to assist you, and the crating section of your arc inventory will basically be a cookbook for everything you make. alright, see you if you die again."-Fluffy sofa lady

"alright well thank you for the opportunity to live again, fluffy sofa chair lady."

With that fluffy sofa chair lady waved her hand, and I disappeared from her realm in the blink of an eye.

"Alright, now let's go reincarnate another soul. Let's see if anyone is close to the person i just reincarnated, dies within the next 8 or so months..... ok , why frick did a cat get depression and die within a month of them dying? Let me just bring them here."

[Kat pov]

"Meow?" -Kat

"Yes, hello, nice to meet you too, so you haven't died, but you will within a month." -fluffy sofa lady

"Meow." curls up into a ball and turns away from fluffy sofa lady.

"ok yeah I dislike you too but why the fuck are you depressed your a cat for heavens sake."- fluffy sofa lady

"Meow meow." *looks at sofa lady with distain*

"exsuse me im not a rasist your a cat all cats are assholes with no Conscience, ok look your gonna die of depression in a few days and I thought hey I can exxelorate it and and reincarnate you so you can meet your what did you call the person who gave you food again."- fluffy sofa lady

"Meow"

"ok so you called him partner ok weird, so I'm gonna reincarnate you so you can see your partner again but because I'm petty I'm gonna choose where and how while only giving you a single wish."

"MEOW" *get up and tries to cuddle with fluffy sofa lady, Fluffy sofa lady's sofa teleports 20 meters away*

"OK you'll be with your partner forever just don't come near me I'll get flashbacks, bye now."

With that said fluffy sofa lady waves her hand and Kat dissappeared from her realm.

"ok, reminder to never reincarnate someone again set. fricking scary cat"