Reborn as Peter Parker MCU.

I was coming home from watching Spider-Man and got run over by a car, it wasn't anybody's fault but my own I was just too immense on my phone writing a review about the movie that I wasn't paying attention to and walked into the road.

When I woke up I was in front of the most beautiful woman in the world that offered me five wishes, I was a gentleman asking to have sex with her which she declined politely.

"Child can you please stop being a gross pervert and make your wishes already I wish I could kill you but my superiors would kill me if I did that."

"I'm sorry but you were just so beautiful but anyways, can I be reborn as Peter Parker right after he got bitten by the radioactive spider he gets bitten in 2011 at the age of 21 with 21% shares in Starks Industries can't have myself be broke."

"Done, four more wishes now hurry up so I can be done with you."

"Wait before that will I be reborn into the MCU?"

"Yes, everything will be the same in the MCU as well unless you change it that is."

"For my second wish can I have Deadpool healing."

"Supernatural Regeneration Healing Factor got it three more wishes to go."

"For my third wish can I get superior adaptation so that I can adapt to absolutely everything."

"Acceptable."

"For my fourth wish can I have an Exoskeleton that is as stretchable as skin, can shapeshift to anything as well as color, and can grow stronger from whatever I consume."

"Acceptable now hurry up one more wish and you're gone."

"Can I have something that allows me to consume anything without any consequences?"

"Matter Ingestion skill if that what you want, that acceptable now bye."

"Wait!!!"

'And she didn't even wait to thank her wow was I that bad or was she a bitch.'

"Peter are you okay I heard you shouting."

"I'm fine Aunt May I was watching something and got too into it."

"Well can I come in to see if you are alright I'm worried about you, yesterday I heard you screaming about something and you said it was fine so I didn't check on you but today you are screaming as well?"

"It's fine you can come in."

"Peter Parker!!! W-why did you tell me to come in if you were naked."

*slam

"Whatever comes downstairs I have breakfast ready and you need to start finding a job or a hobby even if you are already rich you are still 21 and all you do is stay in your room all day."

"Sorry aunt May I'll think about finding something to do with my life."

'God I'm an idiot why didn't I check if I was naked and why was I naked.'

"Peter about earlier I'm sorry for yelling at you like that, you just caught me by surprise I didn't realize how grown you've gotten in so many areas, it felt like yesterday when you were so small and I was giving you baths."

"It's fine I forgot I slept naked yesterday, it was hot last night."

"Anyways Peter when are you going to get a girlfriend I know you and MJ have been close."

"Aunt, she is a bitch that abandoned me to hang out with the cool kids, she didn't even come to uncle Ben's funeral."

'Fucking I'm still having a headache from all these memories.'

"Peter mind your language, and don't judge her too hard high school was hard for her and you got to remember her family situation."

"And if that relationship is through do you have anyone else in mind, you are getting too old and you can't wait too long."

"Yes, I've already got someone in mind."

"Oh, who may that be."

"You aunt May."

"Stop joking around Peter!"

"Whatever I'm going to my room I'll see you later aunt May."

"I was just complaining about you hanging out in your room and you're going right back to it."

"Aunt I'll go out later today if that makes you happy but I got to study for my college exams."

"Fine once your exams are over you have to go out and find a girlfriend that's not me."

"Okay, aunt cya you later."

'Well now to come up with a plan to have as much fun as I can in this life.'