Chapter 144

"Hey Cross, you're watching aren't you? How'd you like my Charizard? Feeling like an idiot now after you tossed him away for thinking he was weak? Just goes to show how amazing he actually is when trained by somebody who isn't a complete scrub like you."

His teeth grit together so hard an audible grinding noise echoed out of his mouth. 'That little fucking bastard!' Cross dug his nails into the table he was sitting at within a local trainer bar in Celadon City.

He was fresh off defeating that annoying bitch Erika and claiming his sixth badge. It was a complete stomp in his favour. Between his Incineroar, his Skarmory and the Blaziken he'd sunk a lot of money into purchasing after he got rid of that useless Charmander, Erika and her grass types hadn't stood a chance.

Two more badges were all he needed and he would qualify for the Indigo League with over six months to spare.

Only as soon as he walked into the bar and found a seat, a breaking news report had been broadcasted over the main television of the bar.

And to his shock, it was that little bastard that he met at Cerulean City, who had shown him how useless that Charmander of his really was in the end even after he'd sunk multiple Tm's into the little waste of space.

And he was battling Lance!

And he…didn't get completely obliterated. He managed to take down two of Lance's pokemon even! His mind kept repeating one part of the battle, of a Charizard facing off against that absolute monster of a Hydreigon.

As much as it galled him to acknowledge, none of his pokemon could have done what it did. It was stronger even than his Incineroar.

That….was that useless little Charmander? It had only been a bit over a month! How was it a Charizard already, how had it become so strong so quickly!?

Scrub.

Scrub.

Scrub.

It echoed in his head, that cocky little bastard insulting him, and humiliation spread through him as he heard people in the trainer bar wonder who 'Cross' was, and heard insults flow, derisively mocking him for giving up such a pokemon.

…Bastards! What did they know!? He'd trained that damn thing for two months, loaded it up with Tm's even and it couldn't even beat a freaking Beedrill!

That kid, he cheated! He didn't know how, but he was totally cheating somehow, there was no way his pokemon grew that strong so quickly and easily!

'Fuck you!' Cross bit out internally, 'Call me a scrub!? Just wait till the Indigo League kid, I'll show you who the real scrub is, I'll show everyone and make you get on your god damn knees and beg for mercy while my pokemon crush yours!'

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"Oh Hilda, your hair is like fluffy chocolate, and your eyes such a sparking blue!"

Hilda, face in her hands and cheeks burning did her level best to ignore her cousin dramatically and mockingly repeating the words that had echoed through the television just moments ago, her cheeks burning an absolute red.

"There is no girl who can banter like you my sweet oh lovely Hilda!" Rosa, on one knee gestured with one hand up to her from the floor, palm out as if she were the main character of a play and proclaiming his love for a fair maiden, "Please won't you banter with me forever my sweet pretty Hilda."

….All the while in nothing but a set of skimpy pink underwear.

Rosa couldn't hold it much longer and exploded into laughter, "Holy crap cuz, I can't believe you got him to the point where he's willing to say crap like that about you on live television, to the entire world, yet still claim he's single and open for fun," she pointed out, voice full of hilarity as she rose to her feet, "Women around the world who want to get their claws in him now are praising you right now for being a moron."

Huffing, Hilda pulled her face from her hands, cheeks still red and glared at her cousin, "You mean ones like you?" she asked deadpan, "And do remember who it is I came to help after she got her pokemon stolen and had to leave him behind for."

"I never said you had to leave him behind though, that was all you cuz," Rosa shrugged unrepentantly, "And yep, just like me. Thanks for not sealing the deal, I'll be sure to thank you especially at our wedding when I stake a proper claim."

Hilda's eyebrow twitched, "Oh please, you're side girl material at best," she scoffed back, "I didn't see him singing your praises live after all."

"That's fine too," Rosa shrugged with a grin, "Didn't know you were that kinky though cuz to be wanting a threesome with me and your boytoy. Cradle robber, bi and incestious on top? Just damn."

"…I will kill you, seriously." Hilda's second eyebrow joined the first in twitching in pure annoyance.

Nobody could annoy her quite like her cousin could.

"Snuff stuff as well!?" Rosa mock gasped, eyes widening in 'shock'.

"That's it!" Hilda's patience snapped and she launched herself off the couch she was sitting on and tackling her near naked cousin to the ground.

"You like it rough too huh?" Rosa only continued to laugh even as they rolled around wrestling atop the living room floor.

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Sorry for not posting the last few days guys, was sick for a bit and been really busy with getting some renovations done to the house and such. Kind fucked it for getting my stories ranked high this week but oh well that doesn't really matter, I'm not really interested in being high rank on here anymore. I once held the top first through five spots, all five of them for three months consecutively and was the undisputed king of this website, at least fanfiction wise. So much so the mods of this website had to change how some functions of this website worked because of all the complains they were getting about me, like that godsage sad act making up lies about me botting and shit. Was hilarious.

Good times, good times.