One Piece-Crawling To The Top

I never believed in the whole "light at the end of the tunnel" bullshit where people, after experiencing near-death experiences, wake up in cold sweat exclaiming, "I saw the light!"

But here I am currently at this so-called "tunnel" facing towards this bright light, when the last thing I remember, I was sleeping in my room

Did someone assassinate me?

I don't remember wronging anyone.  But then again, being a public figure of power can give others all sorts of reasons to want me dead.

Anyways….

Since it doesn't seem like I'm going to wake up anytime soon and I'm slowly gravitating towards this bright light, I might as well go along with it.

Seeming to take an eternity to go towards this light, I half expected some choir of children singing an angelic tune, beckoning me towards heaven.

Instead, my vision of everything around turned into a blur of a bright red while sounds assaulted my ears.  When I try to say anything, the only sound that comes out seems to be a cry.

I hear muffled voices becoming clearer and I make out a, "Congratulations Madam, congratulations Sir, he's a healthy boy."

…Wait

I guess normally, I should be thinking along the lines of "Shit, was I just born? Am I a baby now?"

But strangely, the only thought that seemed to pop up in my mind was "So the bright light at the end of the tunnel is the light coming through into the female vag…"

Haha… lets not think about it anymore.

Assessing my situation, I noticed, first of all, that wherever I was born into, I understand the language.  That's good.

Next, after slowly and painfully opening my eyes, It took a bit of time for my eyes to even start working.

The doctor, or so it seems, in front of me had a not so appealing face with greying hair on both head and chin.  I swear his glasses were thick enough to be bulletproof.  The strange thing was, he wasn't wearing a doctor's gown nor were we even in a hospital room.

I look around and see the female who pushed me out of her tunnel.  Calling her a good-looking would be damn bad lie.

I would better describe her as lovely, in a very kind and gentle sense with distinct auburn hair and brown eyes.  I can't help but notice her long eyelashes and perky nose that makes me want to just cling to her.  She just permeates this mother-like feel.  Is this how babies are attracted to their mothers?

By the time I finished checking ou… I mean observing my parents; the doctor excused himself saying, "Please continue resting for a couple of days Haku, and let me know if anything happens to Yale, Mr. Leywin."

The following couple of weeks after my journey out of the tunnel were a new kind of torture for me.  I had little to no motor control over my limbs except waving them around and even that got tiring quickly.

 I realized that babies don't really get to control their fingers all that much.  I don't know how to break it to you guys but when you place your fingers on a babies palm, they don't grab it because they like you, they grab it because, it's a reflex.  Forget motor control, I can't even excrete my wastes at my discretion.

My mother is named haku Leywin , and my father Baki leywin. I hoped that this planet was a like earth, but my Father and Mother proved me wrong very quickly, when my father killing a someone, I expected peaple to quickly arrest him, but nothing happened, even though there where dozen people who saw it.

Sitting on the lap of my mother, who was caressing me in her bottom, I was focused on my dad currently swinging a heavy looking sword, I leaned closer and closer, almost falling off my human seat, My Father noticed what I was doing, and came walking towards me.

"Your daddy is awesome huh!"

From what I learned about this world, it seems to be a world of Pirate's and Marines, where your strength decided your rank in society, that why my father killed that self proclaimed pirate couple of months ago. it kinda sounded familiar to something I used to watch.

the currency of this world was berries, It worked the same as on earth, but with slight changes, which I still don't know about.