Chapter 18: H-Protagonist

Alright, calm down Hakari, you have faced worse. You have been stabbed by girls who had found out you cheated on them before. You can subvert this situation, maybe nothing wrong here will help. Please?

"Hey, Toga, I can explain." Strangely Toga didn't seem as mad as she seemed more thoughtful and curious.

"Ne~? Hakari-kun, are you interested in Mina-chan?" She wasn't angry? What? I am excellent at reading facial cues, and even better with acting mastery yet I could not pick up any sort of malice or even hurt from her expression and dangersense wasn't screaming in my ear that I was about to get stabbed.

Fuck it, let's play this out.

"...Maybe? You aren't angry?" Toga shook her head and tilted her head cutely, as if asking me why I would think that. I am so unbelievably confused at this moment.

"No~? Why would I? You are just like, aren't you? Because of your quirk you can't help but want more girls just like I can't help but want more blood~ I get it. Mina-chan is so cute too~ if she also becomes your girlfriend we would be even closer!"

While I was stunned in silence Toga continued on.

"I mean, we could both talk about the same boy we like, we could all go out together! We could be like a biiig~ family." I slumped against the door and slid down while holding my head.

This was incredulous even for me.

"So... you are fine with me getting a harem?"

Toga smiled at me.

"Of course, why wouldn't I? I know you wouldn't love me any less, you are too kind for that. Are you okay Hakari-kun?" I waved my hand, this was just a bit overwhelming for me. I expected her to take a stab at my stomach or two and get locked in her basement.

Not... this level of acceptance!

"Yeah just... give me a second to adjust. I just didn't expect you to be so fine about this. But thank you Toga, that is certainly a bright way of looking at this." Toga knelt down beside me and hugged me looking up into my eyes.

If I thought about it, it kinda made sense, she liked Ochako because they both liked Deku and she has abandonment issues and so she rationalized this as having a new family basically.

"Hey~ Hakari-kun, what do you think Ochako-chan? She is a really nice girl, right? Mina-chan is really cute too. Are you going to add them to your harem? I could help you, they'd love to be with you right?" Toga's enthusiasm was almost blinding me.

"...Sure? All the girls in our class are hot in their own way, even Toru and especially you. But I guess it would help to have a girl on the inside?" Toga helping me would be great, it almost feels like she is too good for me.

She cheered and pumped her fist into the air.

"Alright! This is going to be so much fun! We could even have sleepovers together!" I would love to share her enthusiasm right now but I feel like I really need a better right now.

I got off as Toga was talking to herself planning what to do and stumbled toward the fridge and instinctively knew that one of the bulbs inside was broken and how I could fix a goddamn lightbulb.

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Make a Yandere accept being in a harem! +1 Gold Skill Gacha Ticked

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Suppose even the gacha agrees with me on how ridiculous and frankly absurd this situation was.

I grabbed a beer from the fridge and cracked it open as I went to the balcony. As always Toga was my lucky star. Taking a sip of the piss-tasting bread juice I rolled the gacha. It's gold so it's bound to give me something good, maybe something like Water Stream Rock Crushing Fist? That would be great.

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Rolling...

An Epic Skill!

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My eyes nearly bugged out of my head like an 80's cartoon. What the fuck? Did I accidentally eat a 4 leaf clover for breakfast? But when I saw the actual skill my face twisted.

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[Kama Sutra - Expert]

|Rarity: Epic|

You are an unrivalled master in the art of lovemaking and passion. No sexual partner of yours will ever leave unsatisfied. The female and even the male body if you prefer is putty in your skillful hands.

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I felt the information become part of me, I felt quite awkward. It was almost really, I had the skills of an old ma- sage who had dedicated his entire life to the art of making love, honing his skills through his lifetime. The skill was not lying when it said I was a master. But...

...Aren't I just becoming a hentai protagonist...?

Life works in strange ways, I have learned not to question its cryptic ways.

Well, at least I should reward my loyal and morally questionable girlfriend, right? Since she gave me this skill it's only fair she gets to experience it.

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My skills are dangerous.

I have come to that conclusion as Toga was knocked out on the bed. She passed out after the tenth orgasm. She had even pissed herself after an uncontrollable mind-shattering orgasm.

This skill was simply dangerous, I knew how to move to make her toes curl, where to thrust to make her eyes roll to the back of her head, where to grip to send shivers down her spine.

Not only that but sex felt even more pleasurable for me too, this wasn't just a one-way ordeal. I feel like a monk awakened on the subject of passionate lovemaking. Call me the love god, hell I could probably make someone cum from a shoulder rub thanks to both Massage and Kama Sutra.

After cleaning her and myself up in the shower and after impulsively fixing the water flow of the damn showerhead(Tinker instincts) we went to sleep to greet the next day, I was tired down to the bones after training Mina and spamming Blink.

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~UA Highschool~

We were back in high school once again. Truly riveting.

The novelty of celebrity heroes teaching math wore off after the first three days, now it was just tiring. Still don't get why they don't hire actual teachers. But I guess with personalities like Bakubitch in our class it makes sense to have pro heroes as teachers to be able to calm down the class forcefully if they got rowdy.

Still, that doesn't make it any less mind-bogglingly boring. I wish I had a mind ability to pass the time with, but alas, the gacha is the root of chaos and unpredictability.

During the breaks, I noticed Toga had formed a friend group with Gravity Girl, Mina and Invisible Girl. Now that I think about it, couldn't I make the invisible girl visible by giving her an off switch with Gene Refinement?

From what I remember, she was hot as fuck. Probably one of the, if not the hottest girls in the class from what little I saw of her online before my untimely demise.

I should go to Nezu about Gene Refinement soon, he could help me figure out how to use my ability to its utmost and maybe even help me set up a way for me to get paid for using Gene Refinement.

Why did I trust the guy so much? Well, he acted almost... parental to me?

Like, I am not the best guy to figure out relationships but he took time out of his day to bump into me and ask me how my day was and if I was making any friends and if I needed anything. It was not very overt but he seemed personally interested in how my life was faring.

Not just because I was a potential nuclear threat too.

I appreciated it.

Anyway, after the lunch there was our first heroics class. I was very excited for it. Because all lazing around and no spilling teeth makes Hakari a dull boy. And I know well that cannon events are events that can give me motherloads of rolls, refer to Gene Refinement.

As long as I don't match up against Todoroki or Bakubastard I don't think I will have much trouble. Speed is key and I have plenty along with my Carapace Armor. No other student team should be able to overcome the combo of Dangersense + Exoskeleton + Phase Shift.

When the class had ended I left the classroom to grab a quick snack since my metabolism was way higher than average when suddenly a hand grabbed my shoulder, a feminine and flowery perfume entering my nose. Turning my head I saw Midnight-sensei.

She was tall for a girl, nearly reaching my height but falling just a tad short. She had a very curvacious body with large breasts that made my mouth water, she had long spiky dark purple hair with beautiful sky-blue eyes. And her outfit did nothing to hide the fact with it being skintight and thinner than latex.

Seeing my gaze that I did not bother to hide(If someone wearing that did not want to get stared at then pigs would be flying) she laughed lightly while blushing from my intense stare, right, she had a thing for teens in the show. I cannot be the one to judge.

"My~ such an intense gaze you are going to make me melt right away Hakari-kun. I need you to follow me to my office alright? Don't worry you won't be marked as absent, I need to... borrow you for a little."

Let it be known that Hakari Kotaro is not a man who would refuse to follow a woman after she spoke to him like that.

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~Midnight's Office~

After we entered her office Midnight led me to a chair as she sat down on top of the desk in front of me while crossing her legs and looking over my body with a predatory gaze while my eyes were locked onto her breasts.

"Hakari-kun, Nezu-sensei told me about your unique condition. And since you have heroics class today I decided to help you out with your problem after he offered me to. If you are fine with that of course~" Midnight said, licking her lips and using a sensual voice that made my idol of passion rise to great heights that I did not bother to hide.

"O-oh my~!" Midnight was almost panting. She truly seemed to have issues but thankfully I was used to dealing with girls with issues. I locked eyes with her and spoke sincerely.

"Midnight-sensei, I am a teenage boy. If I hadn't jerked off to you I wouldn't be able to call myself a man. In fact, I had pleasured myself to this scenario in my head multiple times. I am more than fine with it."

"Please take care of me!"

A/N: Midnight does not know the fight she just picked. She may be an exhibitionist but she is up against Gacha Man with the build of a hentai harem protagonist.

Also, Toga subverts expectations and claims the spot of harem manager before it is even formed. She has turned from Yandere to truly devoted through copious amounts of coital-taming and reality-bending perks.

Believe me when I say I am not rigging these Gacha's, the universe wants Hakari to be an eroge protagonist and I cannot oppose its will.

What did you guys think about Toga's declaration and the chapter in general? I would love to hear your thoughts about it so make sure to comment. Comments help motivate me to write more and faster.