Doug is on a bus to go to the zoo for a field trip with his class. He is looking out the window to see it change from lots of forest to a blank white space with giant golden thrones with people on it.
The one on the biggest, most shiny throne was a black haired and bearded man with electric blue eyes. He said, "Your class has been summoned to help our world. There will be a monster uprising in our world, so please help. If you help you get to go home, but if you don't, you'll be stuck in my world. Though, you do gain gifts."
The class started to try to argue with the god, but he waved his hand and the class disappeared with a shimmer of the light. Doug still there after the god waved his hand had the gods looking at him like he was strange. The black bearded man looked at him and waved his hand once again to try once more. For it not working once more the god opened an abyss like portal behind him that sucked him in.
***
One of the goddesses looked at the bearded man. "Zeus, was that necessary? Just because you couldn't teleport him." "He got a second chance and another gift because I could teleport him, so he gets to go to Tartarus because it didn't work the second time." "Sigh." She then teleported with a bright yellow shine.
***
After I was sucked into the portal of black a menu popped up in front of me.
A/N - Sorry this looks shit, but its the best I could do.
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| Main Menu |
| Favorites > |
| Player > |
| Horse > |
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Interesting I thought and there was another one that was the same thing in it. I saw an option in the player menu. It was invincibility. So, I clicked on it, turning it on in time before I smashed into the ground at breakneck speeds. Then I really checked the second menu and saw it gave me bullshit abilities to the extreme, but I got fucking isakaied with two awesome cheats.
I got down here and walked around barefoot in a nice suit and a red clown afro. The floor was ebony, as durable as diamonds and is spread around on the floor like broken glass. The air was toxic, but to me it was nothing, except it tasted funny. I walked around this place of darkness. There were monsters all around that came from cysts of the ground.
Seeing him as a human in the middle of their home territory a variety of monsters started to charge him. Time started to change. Their movements started to slow to a stop as the time in all of Tartarus was stopping. I started to walk around them and created a top hat to lift it gently to them. "Howdy," I said, then continued my way then time resumed as I continued walking.
The dumb ones started to charge at me once again but were crushed by a giant steamboat that came from nowhere. After they died it disappeared with a glance of mine. I continued walking till I reached something new in this dark and dreary place. It was a glowing red river. The light made me happy to see. It's only been a week here and my class were made into babies again with their memories.
'Meh, who gives a shit about them.' I made a ship and looked through the menus. I could become any monster, or God, change my size, spawn anything. I jumped into the little brown rowboat that I made. I laid down, made my hat disappear and started to look at the environment around me as the boat was pushed down the river by the current.
A few hours later I fell asleep just wandering around along the river. Some monsters were at the shore looking at me as I continued to drift with the current. Then a bird lady jumped from the shore to the boat to try and get me, but a pistol appeared in my hand. I shot it at the bird lady in the head and the bullet exploded when it hit her head making all her blood go everywhere. The other bird ladies that were thinking about going saw their friend sink into the fiery water. They dropped to their knees and started to bawl their eyes out.
***
A long, long while later I was walking around Tartarus with a stick as a weapon. I had already done it all. Play captain on all the rivers with all the boats that I can. Drive around Tartarus with sports cars, horses, played with powers, but I fucking can't leave this place. So, to solve my boredom, I'm going to Nyx's hotel to visit her because I thought it would be fun to meet one of the older gods that might know why the f*ck I am in this place.
I teleported to it. Seeing the giant scary black building and started humming as I entered it. I saw some interesting things, things I couldn't describe with words, but it made my head feel funny. I don't think I'm supposed to be able to see this without my brain exploding from the information overload. Now there were people around the mansion taking care of it, but they were just globs of darkness that probably alerted Nyx, but that was my end goal with this little excursion, so it's fine.
'This place is like the entirety of Tartarus… fuckn' dark.' Though, I'm proud to say that I've adapted to the darkness, so that I can see all the things available in the mansion. After wandering around for twenty minutes and breaking a few things while screaming profanity, I can proudly announce that I am lost. I wander around this mansion for another few hours till I finally see something. A light from the space underneath the door. "Yes, I've done it. I've found light," I screamed as I kicked down the door wearing my mc Donald's clown outfit.
She was looking up from her throne. I looked at her awkwardly, "Um, Sorry for breaking and entering." Tendrils of darkness went all around me and started to strangle me. I had no reaction to them grabbing at my neck. She looked at me pissed. She spoke to me like I insulted her entire family along with her, then she spoke, "You made me wait for five hours. I've been waiting for you for so many hours." "Erm, I got lost," I told her. Surprisingly she agreed with me. Her tendrils of darkness released me.
After being released I told her, "I lied," because I could get to her due to a map of the entire building. After admitting it she wrapped me around in darkness and tried to squeeze me to death. "Oooh, so this is what you're into," I said with a silly smile on my face, which was sillier because I was wearing a clown outfit. She looked at me confused. "Oh, so you're inexperienced," I said with a lustful smile on my face. This confused her even more. "Oh, I didn't know that the goddess of the night was this innocent." All of my silly comments made her mad that she didn't understand, so she tried to kill me again. "Why won't you die?" she asked with a scowl on her face.
"I'm trying to court you." Understanding what I mean her face darkened and tendrils of darkness came and tried to stab me in all the places available. "Soooo… that's a no then? I'm gonna leave then," I say after breaking out of her trap. I disappeared and teleported to a train that goes around Tartarus that I made. I got on and started to go around and started to see some monsters get on. They have been doing that since a few years ago even though I think I built it like twenty-ish years ago.
I shouted from the front of the train, "So, is everyone that wants to be on the train on it?" I shouted. To get cheers in return. I waited five more minutes then got going. As it got going, I started to reminisce about how it took me a while to get down the magic circles that forced the bigger monsters into a human form till, they could do it themselves. That was for the cart. I wanted it to go all around the entirety of Tartarus, so that was fun. And I don't do this for charity. They give me shit they've taken from demi-gods or stole from some mortal. Now I have a layer full of shit.
I now live in my hotel but wander around Tartarus using my train or as a clown with a stick or using some other body. But I've decided that I'll change my appearance once every ten years. Another thing I want to do is to make the monsters a city like I saw in an anime once. So, after building the hotel a few years ago, I started to invite monsters to build their own homes around it or to pay me to live in my hotel. Then some monsters appeared and started to stay inside of the hotel. Some of them got nervous and asked me for some materials. With a wave of my hand steel and wood appeared and celestial bronze appeared in ingots and logs.
"There ya go," I said while making a cutesy pose and waving a magic wand with a heart on the end of it. I was wearing a magical girl fit and looked like Serifal Leviathan. The monsters coughed in embarrassment and left to make their buildings. After a while it was done and more and more monsters started to arrive in the city. They started to build their homes and my worst enemy appeared… paperwork. They chained me to the chair and made me do the statistics of the city along with economy crap and more.
"Gaaaah, I don't wanna. Make it stop, make it stop." My screams and complaints could be heard from the bottom of the tower they stuck me in. My secretary, who is a hellhound, came in and got me to calm down and do my work like a responsible leader. I begrudgingly did all my work and went outside. I looked around to see monsters getting along with each other and selling human body parts and shit they stole from the real world.
This continued for a few decades where I would be forced into doing paperwork. I changed my appearance a few times and now look like Rimuru, blue hair, tan skin, yellow eyes, but it's the female form of him. The one with the big tits. I'm six foot nine because everyone here is so goddamn tall here. But that doesn't matter. Though the monster population has increased tenfold due to them having a safe environment to raise their kids and teach them the way the world works.
I walked down the streets and had a little cyclops boy bump into me on the street. He looked up to me. Everyone is informed of what form I'm taking every decade. He had some fear in his eyes. I picked up the child and told him everything would be fine and walked around him. I walked around my city that was still growing and was lit by streetlights and there was a day somehow. But it was nighttime at the moment. The sky was still black, but it got a bit brighter during the day.
The city was nice, and the people were nice, and they greeted me even if it's like ten at night. Most of the buildings had a bronze luster to them as they were built with celestial bronze. In fact, most of the buildings were mostly celestial bronze. I grinned at the monsters on the street, then the harpy that I killed came back with her group for something like revenge and jumped on me. I didn't move, but a few cyclops that I recognized came and pulled them off me. The three cyclops were two women and a man. The male cyclops, named Frank, I think said, "Common Scarlet, it's time for bed," as he pulled Scarlet's talons off my face.
The other two in the group walked with Frank and the two other cyclops back to their home. I ignored what just happened with a smile on my face and continued down the street. All the monsters that witnessed what happened started to talk about how generous a leader that let that harpy live after insulting her.
***
A few hundred years later. I've been ruling this kingdom for a little while and have learned a few tricks on how to do things with politics as the monsters separated into factions and different kingdoms and had me as the supreme leader of the multiple kingdoms. Due to me changing my form, race and gender every ten years or so I got the name LordKingQueen, which was very interesting to me. I had to go through many meetings a day which was fun I guess to hear the statistics and lives of the monsters in my city.
Now we were just playing with making things more efficient like machinery, tech, sewage, architecture, and agriculture. It went like this… Soo, "Herbert, what's the plan for machinery and tech?" "It's goin' good; how's sewage goin'?" "Yeah, we'll make tunnels to make fertilizer for the agriculture team." "Oh, and how's that?" "Good, but we need more seeds to grow more things because I want more food in my kitchen," Stheno passionately ranted.
"Okay, okay, now just let Stheno have her way because she wants more shit and I want to eat more food, so here you go," I said as magically a sack of a whole bunch of seeds appeared in my hand. "There's a bunch of seeds in this, so good luck." She grabbed the bag extremely fast and left for the farm with her group of monsters.
Later after that, like fifty years or so, the food was great, and things just continued to progress more and more. They started to treat me like a god. But I always made sure to f*ck around with them to make sure they don't treat me like the gods above. Then they started to bring in friends from other pantheons, so the city was growing and the fucking titans, Hecatoncheires, and Elder Cyclops. They built their homes and stayed where they were. Some of them were thinking of fighting me, so I gave them a chance.
Cronus attacked me with his scythe. The other four started to punch and kick with beams hitting me after contacting me. They seemed to fight well together. The Cronus hit me with his scythe made by Gaia. It hit my throat and I didn't move an inch. No blood was spilled in the least and Cronus was shocked at it doing nothing. Then the body Cronus was using was starting to turn to dust, but with a snap his body started to stop and rewind. A few minutes later he was good to go, and his body was back to a perfect state again. I kicked his face into a building, crushing it.
Then I picked up four pebbles off the street and flicked them to have the fling in the same direction as Cronus. Cronus got up and ran at me for me to kick and punch him repeatedly till his silver blood was all over the floor and he was exhausted on the floor along with his brothers.
He then fell over as I left him on the ground, and he was picked up and nursed awake about a week later. He got up asking what happened, then he started to remember the thrashing that he went through from the crazy lady. I kicked in the door. "Sup b*tch. You're finally awake." All he could respond was, "Huh." I laughed at his expression and watched as his brothers got up as well. They spoke about how they were going to serve me no. I told them to f*ck off and have fun.
"I made this kingdom for people to have fun, so guard the kingdom and have fun, because that is the purpose of this place. Hahaha, so have fun," I said as I teleported away. They had grins on their faces as they left the hospital and gained houses and started their new lives of fun.
***
'Captain's log #1, I've been here for sooo many fucking years. I lost count, but my kingdom just continued to grow and grow bigger and bigger, and I got more and more responsibility.' I looked around and messed around with monsters because I find it fun to do. Then I'm stuck in my office for so many days finishing my paperwork, working at super speed to get it all done fast, so I can continue playing around. Captain's log #2, AAARRRGGG, I'm so fucking bored. I've been stuck here and trying everything. All the fighting, the powers. Playing with kids, being a kid, the fun parts of being an adult. All of it and now I'm bored. 'Okay, enough with this shit. F*ck the captain's log shit. I'm really bored.'
Turning off invincibility for so many years is an experience. The training, but that was then. And now I have it back on and I'll stay down in this place because I literally can't reach the top because Tartarus won't let me. Not forcefully, he asked me nicely and I'm at my breaking point. I wanna go and experience things, but it's getting better with the tech that is made, plus I got a phone that I made. I can watch crap, but it's rather boring after a while.
I got to the tower where the leaders and I called a meeting and I told them, "I'm getting bored." One of them responded, "Madam, we could advance our tech faster, to make sure you have fun." "And we could grow more crops and mutate them, so you get more and more flavors that you will never get tired of and you could learn more cooking and other things." "Sigh, that's fine. It might be fun so do that and teach me more about agriculture, the economy, culinary, and the forge." They all nodded, and I teleported away.
I arrived at the highest tower that reached the highest point in Tartarus. Then a man with black hair, clothes, eyes, and skin appeared. "Why the f*ck are you here, Tartarus?" "Oh, you didn't want to see me?" he jokingly said. "You won't let me go and mess around on the surface. D: So, fuck you." "Hahaha," he genuinely laughed. "Well, we agreed that if you don't go, then I won't mess with your city and let it grow." "Yes, and I'm fucking mad that I made that agreement." "You did and followed the agreement. Though, it's a miracle that you haven't gone insane considering how long you've been here."
"How long have I been here?" "Well, you spent fifty years falling into me playing around with your new abilities. Then five thousand playing around while wandering. Fifty thousand on the river playing captain on all the rivers of Hades. You're playing captain on those rivers was great, especially due to how many times you changed your outfit and gender. Then another ten thousand years playing as a wise old man wandering around. Another twenty thousand as a clown. Three hundred million years wandering after meeting Nyx and the start of your city, then your city has lasted for, drum roll please, fucking thirty-three billion years fucking around with your city. Then each year, your 'every decade' change was every thousand years."
"Aaaah, no wonder, I'm so fucking bored and am so strong, I'm now a bit old." "You know it was probably longer than that, but that's just a low-balled estimate!!!" "So, let's get to the goddamn point of why you're here, Tartarus?" "Just wanted to tell you, time down here moves way, way slower than up there. Your class hasn't realized their abilities and hasn't been there for more than a week, so that's the difference. Also, you can go up there in a few years for you, so like a billion years. You won't even notice it, or when you come to me. Also, I'll come to chat every once in a while. You know being a god is boring sometimes." "I fucking know that's why I'm trying to find new ways to entertain myself you fucking cunt."
After the little chat I entered one of my rooms that has a giant bed in the first room with a giant bed in the middle of it. I jumped onto it with a grin on my face then called a few people to entertain myself on the bed for a few hours. After my bed partners fell asleep from the 'fun' we had in bed I went to my kitchen to make myself a meal. It was pretty good, though if anyone other than me were to hear me call this masterpiece just pretty good, they would cough up blood and scream at me.
I ate my food while watching out the window and people working outside with their jobs, they've decided to give themselves. It's almost like human society except the tech is more advanced, and there isn't any forced overtime. Everyone is paid exactly for the work they do. If it's a shit job they get sh*t pay, so they do a good job to get good pay, or they do it themself. But enough about the city.
I finished my beautiful pancakes with delectable syrup on the top of it with green strawberries on it. It was good. I left my house with a smile after eating my meal and teleported to the top of a random building and watched the street traffic happen. It was fun for a little bit, then I got bored and left to do something else. "What the f*ck do I do? I don't know. Maybe I'll cook and become a chef for a while, while still playing as the leader of this place or maybe I could be some powerful being in marvel or DC that gives out my strength, so I can leave and do shit because I'm fucking bored," I thought aloud in a whiny voice.
'Well, I'm stuck in this place till that bastard Tartarus says I can go up there, to f*ck with my classmates that I've not seen for a good while. Ah, who gives two shits about them. They'll be fine up there.' I left to have fun in the kitchen as I bought the deeds to a building. Err, they gave it to me because I'm the leader of this kingdom, so they say that I own the kingdom, which is weird as hell but in my favor, so I don't care.
***
'Back to the captain log thing because that was fun, and I'm bored again. The dear diary was a lame idea, so I didn't do it. Thought if I did it would be full of me bitching about how I'm bored and no one cares about that, so if you're reading this then I'm sorry.' Anyway, no one cares, but it's been like fifty million years, and I've found more things to do, yay. Seriously though, there is only so much you can do and now I've done a bunch more things. I'm running out of things to do. Art was fun for a while. Then music, then science, because it was cool to become like Rick Sanchez, but it only took a thousand years. Now I'm bored.
Now you might be asking if you're as smart as Rick then why don't you trick Tartarus, or if you're so strong why don't you just kill him. That would be the thoughts of an idiot. Plus, it's more fun not to kill him and I made a deal and have at least some standards. Later I continued to learn and make my clones do the paperwork because I refuse to deal with that bull shitery magic that is evil and I don't want to touch in the least.
Even more years have passed, and I was on a roof looking at the roof when Tartarus visited me. "You may now go to the surface and meet with your classmates. They've been there for a week. They have been summoned to the kingdom of Heiligh. They have been giving many gifts and are going to be played with by a little shit god name Ehit. The little shit finds it fun to f*ck with humans and has been doing it for the last few thousand years in his world that your class has been summoned to. Plus, I only kept you here because I thought it would be funny if one of the summoned heroes came like ten minutes late."
'Deep breaths, deep breaths. Calm down before he dies.' After taking a deep breath I ordered him, "You have ten seconds to explain to me why the flying hell you thought would be funny. Or I'll kill you," in a menacing voice. He took it as a joke till things started to warp around myself. The air became heavier, and he tried to reason with me, but I made a sword out of nothing and started my mission to kill him. At first I swung my sword horizontally causing a few mountains in the distance to turn into plateaus. Then a vertical one that caused the outskirts of the city to turn to rubble with a touch of the energy blade that had been covered in destruction divinity.
"Wait, we can talk about this," he shouted at me from a distance. "Okay send me there now." "Jesus, fine," he said as he waved my hand and tried to teleport me to an unknown place, but I added it to the places I can teleport to and teleported to where a briefing about the world was still being spoken. I made sure to look like a teen in my school uniform. "Hehe, sorry I'm late, guys." Everyone seemed to ignore me because I had just appeared behind everyone, and no one noticed that I was gone because of the shock or something of that sort.
After the priest was finally fucking done with his preaching, I was shown to a room by a maid. She said, "Just go to sleep and you'll wake up and have everything explained in more depth, so enjoy your rest." I jumped onto the bed and frowned because it wasn't as comfy as I was used to, so as soon as she left, I pulled an I-phone out of my pocket. I pressed a few buttons and it started to ring. The other side picked up. "I'm in another world and the mattress is a piece of shit, so I'm gonna stop by and I want a few people to warm my bed by the time I get there."
"Okay, Sir it will be done." I leaned forward and fell, then teleported to the mattress they had and there were multiple people on it smiling in rather skimpy clothes and my clothes changed to the outfit of an adult entertainer then joined them for some fun and that lasted for a few days. Then I realized that in here time moved way, way, fucking slower than out there, so I have plenty of time to make my own mattress and enchant it to be super comfy.
A mattress appeared in front of me, and it was done in ten minutes. 'Well, I think I went down for the s*x not due to needing a more comfortable mattress, but the one that I made is sooo fluffy, so I'm replacing the other mattress that they loaned me. I'll shove it into the closet or something. After the little fun I went back to my room for it to be at the same time, so I manipulated it a little and made it morning in like two seconds, because the people don't do much at night and the fun begins during the day. Well, I could be satisfied with getting lots of memories from my clones in Tartarus doing paperwork and having fun, to entertain itself which also entertains me as I get the memories every every billion years or so which isn't too long in this world, so lots of fun.
I'll get done with this world and have fun with my young classmates and teacher, then move on to a more fun world after. But that won't be for the next while and a half. People were getting up in the morning after I skipped ahead a little bit. They all looked rested, but I had already gotten bored after waiting for them all night, so that's why I made sure I didn't wait for them.
We were brought to a giant dining table where servants were bringing in lots of food. I smelled the food and frowned as I had a rather high standard of food and this was sh*t for me, but fantastic food for them. I faked eating it and took out a plate from some storage I have and started to eat that instead of the food the rest of them were eating.
A while later, we were taken to a giant room with a few guards. The castle of stone was unusual to the students, so they continued to trip over the floor even if their stats were raised due to coming to this other world. They lined up and received a status plate that told them their stats and the job they were given. My job was apparently super common. I got synergist as my job. They frowned and looked at my stats. Ten was the average for men and eight was for women in this world and all my stats were seven.
The leader of the knights Meld and he gave me a weird look, then moved on to the next people. I got bored so I sat down on the floor and started to do solitaire while I was waiting for him to finish. After finishing he gave us some training regime to do. They told us to train and train, but I ignored it and goofed off in the courtyard. I was told to focus on training as I would regret it, but laughed in their faces. But I was dragged to a few training periods where the knights said that it was required.
But I don't think they expected me to b*tch the entire time I was being dragged to wherever they were taking me. I did the training and started to goof off again and again till they didn't even require me to participate in the training. About a week after coming here they said something about a dungeon or something that would let us gain strength. It went one ear and out the other, but the knights were taking it seriously, like it was a big deal, so they took us to some big gates.
We entered to fight the weakest monsters I have ever seen. Even the little kiddie monsters could kill them. But something kinda embarrassing happened to me. I got a call, but it was only vibrating, so I picked it up, but I had to disappear for a little while. I faded out of view while everyone was on guard waiting to be attacked by some monster. I pulled the phone out of my pocket and asked, "Who is this?" The response I got is, "It's Tartarus. I'm really bored. What've you been up to?"
"Nothing honestly other than fucking with my classmates because Jesus Christ as soon as they got power their egos went through the goddamn roof. It's amazing actually that they don't kill each other with their egos that are bigger than Zeus on a bad day." "Weren't you the same when you got here." "Yes, but I had enough power to back it up. Meanwhile they suck *ss." Tartarus hummed in agreement. "Well, you have mellowed out over the years." "Yup, it's boredom. The killer of deities." Tartarus couldn't help but chuckle as that was a very true statement.
"So, other than catching up, why are you calling me?" "Well, I want to hang." "Fucking fine let's hang. Just come to my room in the castle and we can do stupid shit after getting out of the castle." "Cool, cool, yeah let's do that." "By." "By." I hung up the phone and came back to the party who was stoked to kill some more monsters. Personally, I didn't think it was that great, but they thought they were going to do something amazing and were overestimating themselves as teenagers do.
Kouki, a blond-haired kid that I didn't remember until I got back, was the hero, so he was the leader and the crush of most of the girls in the class except for one girl who wants to pork Hajime desperately. Then a dumb kid with red hair touched something he wasn't supposed to and we got teleported to a deeper floor and some skeletons came running with swords. Before anyone realized it I changed all the clothes of the skeletons with pirate clothing because it's funny.
People started to run around in panic and Kouki ran directly at the giant behemoth or whatever the monster was called. Even while being buffed by the girl with the crush on Hajime, he lost badly. So, Hajime ran up to the monster and started to save everyone by collapsing the bridge where we were one. He started to run, and we were told to cast fireball the Behemoth to stop it from coming after Hajime, but I couldn't do that. I could do a rocket launcher and some stronger magic, but I don't think that would be accepted by the other students. Anyway, a jealous punk that caused this attempted to kill Hajime.
And he fell and that girl tried to jump after Hajime and had to be restrained till she passed out due to the fact of mental fatigue or something. After that we started to trip up the fucking stairs and how much I fucking hate the god damn stairs. They just fucking suck. Why could someone do something to make them easier in this world? Like inventing the escalator already, but I guess they can't change this labyrinth.
But we made to the surface and Kaori or the girl who had a massive crush on Hajime Nagumo was still sleeping. The guard captain and a few of the other students still were feeling mournful for Hajime. Me personally, I don't give a fuck. We weren't close, I mean we might have been, but I don't really remember after all the time we've been apart, but I don't think we were.
We were made to go to a throne room where the pope and king. They came together with the king sitting nobly on his throne asked, "Are there any of you that don't want to partake into the voyage of the labyrinth." A few classmates raised their hands not wanting any part in the adventure we are going through like the pussies they are we moved on and sat at a massive few tables where no one sat around me because I'm the fucking outcast.
Which is the funniest thing to me right now due to the fact I could make anyone of these kid's dreams come true with a little effort from me. They want power, I can give them that. They want women, that can be given as well. But I wouldn't give them it even if they did sit next or near me as I am not that childish.
I chuckled at my thoughts then started to eat the dinner that was being served. Mashed potatoes and steak or something close to steak. Golden silverware appears into my hands. The only classmates to notice started to whisper along. I elegantly cut the steak and ate it frowning as it didn't meet my standards, but the food is just ok. It tastes as if a fast-food worker decided to start to learn to cook and has been cooking for ten years.
When I finished eating, I got up and left the room and went for my room, so I could sleep as it was the only entertainment left, other than seeing these teens try to get home. As well as the teacher, but she acts like a literal child most of the time anyway.
I entered my bed and tried to get some sleep. It was quickly interrupted by a knock. "What is it?" I asked in curiosity. "Just wondering about something." Replied a female voice from outside of the door. I opened the door, and she had the golden silverware in her hand. "What were you going to ask?" "How did you make the silverware? It popped out of nowhere. "It's only a little magic trick," I say as more silverware pops out of my hands.
She squinted at me, as if she didn't believe me. "Show me how you are able to do it." "A magician never reveals their secrets." Not looking very impressed she continued to stare at me. "Okay, princess what do you want from me? I'm just a useless synergist."
Still not even close and still suspicious of me I told her to leave as I was very tired from the day's action. She agreed claiming that she would eventually find out what is weird with me. Agreeing quickly to get her out of my hair I then slammed the door and went to my bed and started to sleep.
A/N - If you liked this shit please gimme stones. Also I'll be gone for a week of vacation, so I won't be able to write for at least that amount of time. And comment if you liked it. Thank me for the chapter or tell me you hate it or something.