Zeus is a Dick....

Max his arm now fully healed thanks to ambrosia, was leading the way with Thalia sitting behind him, a yellow Camaro following them. Thalia hugged him tighter, her head rested on his back, breathing in his scent never wanting to let him go. She always joked that he always had a "fresh pine" scent about him.

Thalia came closer and spoke in his hear, "Max, why do keep making things more difficult for than it already is?" she sighed, it was rhetorical. "Every time you fight, you make it a point to fight dangerously. One day you might get too hurt to continue, Max." she said her hands tightening on his jacket.

Max kept quite, he thought to himself. [ Was Thalia this insecure and scared in the canon?...no, I don't think so. It must be because she has someone in her life to worry about. Damn...I never gave this much thought...]

While Max was contemplating his actions and their consequences, Thalia felt that he was thinking about it and felt a bit happy that her words were taken seriously.

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After a day of roadtrip and a couple of stops for Sally, as she was not used to driving for extended periods of time. The reached the camp in the morning at around 7 without any interruptions, which kinda dissapointed Max a bit. He wanted a minotaur horn for his collection. {a.n.- being the grandson of hermes affects his behaviour of stealing the bike and hoarding stuff. he can't help it}

Chiron gathered all the campers for the newcomers' introductions and possible claiming. "Campers! We have got guests here today....so behave." He added with a smirk. There was the uproarious response as always, whenever there were addition to there houses.

They all started eating and and chatting the campers came to Max's table to so hello or welcome Nico, Bianca and Percy to the camp. There was a hiss and everyone in his table except Thalia and himself jumped from their seats, making everyone laugh.

Dee now a metre long climbed up Max's leg and took her usual place around his waist, licking his face like a puppy. "Guys, meet Dee. Short for Smaragdí. Don't be scared she is my best friend." Max said stroking her neck making her hiss in delight.

"I thought I was your best friend..." a wild Annabeth appeared. "Okay okay, hahaha...you are." Max said raising his arms in defeat.

*hisss* *hiiiiissssss*

"Ah come on! Look. you are both equally my best friends. I can have two best friends cause I'm Awesome." Max said before Annabeth retorted.

Max introduced Annabeth to them before turning to her and asked, "Where's Luke?" "Quest" she said dismissively waving it off in annoyance. Max and Thalia shared a look before continuing there conversation.

The only exciting thing that happened was Percy getting claimed, when Max dumpes a whole bucket of water on him. A blue trident hovered on his head claiming him to be Poseidon's son. Sally had a sad wry smile on her face which max did not miss.

Annabeth volunteered to take Percy to his cabin. Thalia took joined them, when I asked her to talk to Annabeth about Luke. Nico and Bianca was originally going to go to Hermes cabin, but max convinced Chiron that he will take them to his newly built cabin in the Satyr compound.

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"They seem to worship you or something. Why do they keep bowing to you." Bianca asked. They were on their way to his cabin when the satyrs, dryads and other forest spirits bowed to him, whispering "My lord" or "My king" as he walked by, Max responded by nodding or waving to them.

"Well...I'm 'technically' their king, atleast till me dad comes back." Max started explaining to them about his parentage and other things, leaving out few things like meeting him or that he was not really of this world, for obvious reasons.

He had them each pick a room and asked if they needed anything. Bianca wanted a change of clothes while Nico asked if he could get some chocolate. The twins didn't have any luggage on them so Max just requested Chiron for Camp t-shirts and jeans for both of them and got chocolate for all from the satyrs.

Sally declined at first saying she had all she needed, but relented and asked for some art supplies. Max even made a request to her to paint the whole cabin, which was more like a mansion. She happily accepted and immediately started sketching and discussing with the satyrs present.

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At night they say araound a Camp fire reminiscent to Max's first night awake in the camp. Almost all the campers were present, some busy with *ahem*, lets just say they are doing some night training.

Nico and Bianca stepped to the stage waiting for something but nothing occured. They sat back down with Max and others confused, the campers too felt disappointed. Max took two plates of food and went to a brazier to burn some offering.

He took one of the plates and emptied the contents, thanking his dad and said a small, "Hey dad, how is it hangin'? anyways just saying and everything."

Max then took the other plate and emptied it, concentrating hard on one thing and said, "Lord Hades, Your son and daughter are with me in the camp. Please claim them as your own and I swear by river Styx, that I, Maximus Morelli, Son of Pan shall protect them like mine own blood. As a bonus I will bring you back your Helm of Darkness which I know a demigod stole." He waited for a few seconds for something to happen and added, sighing "P.S.- Zeus is a Dick!"

There was a collective gasps as two identical black symbols floated on top of the twin's heads. {a.n.- Pls google it. difficult to explain.} "Welcome to Camp half-blood children of Hades, Bianca and Nico De Angelo."

This was accompanied by a small flash of lightning ing the sky followed by a rumble of thunder, confirming Max's promises.

Max came back to his seat congratulating them. He gestured for everyone in the table to come closer.

"Did you know that Hitler was the son of of Hades? He is technically your brother."

"NAAAANIII???!!!"